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== Road Trips ==
The presenters embark on a two-to-three-day drive to some significant destination in new cars they have chosen for themselves, in order to give a thorough evaluation of the power, speed, handling, quality, and ride comfort. On some occasions, they have also used these cars to go looking for the best driving roads in the world.<br /><br />There does not appear to be a budget, but the cars must fit into a general genre (e.g. lightened supercars, American muscle cars), subject to the willingness of the manufacturer to lend a car for the presenter to test. On two occasions, Clarkson (Ford GT) and Hammond (Dodge Challenger) have undertaken the trip in cars they personally own. Hammond ended up buying the Challenger when Dodge wouldn't lend him one for the trip, stating that ''Top Gear'' tended to treat their cars as rubbish. On a more recent occasion (during their "Best luxury car for an Albanian mafia road trip"), Clarkson stated that because Bentley abruptly changed their mind in supplying one of the cars, he had to find a "local" Bentley to drive. [[Non -Indicative Name|And it is a Bentley only in name]].<br /><br />Examples of road trips undertaken include:
* Testing supercars on the way to the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millau_Viaduct Millau Viaduct] in France. Jeremy brought his own personal Ford GT along on this trip. (Series 7, Episode 3)
* Going on a caravan holiday to see if they would enjoy it. [[Horrible Camping Trip|They didn't.]] (Series 8, Episode 6)
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== The Power Lap ==
Most weeks one of the presenters (usually Clarkson or Hammond) does a more-or-less conventional track test and review of the week's featured car. After that review, he turns the car over to the show's "tame racing driver", The Stig, for a Power Lap. The Stig takes the car as fast as he can around the ''Top Gear'' test track, and at the end of the segment the presenter reveals The Stig's lap time and posts it on a board.<br /><br />A standard feature of the Power Lap is the introduction of The Stig, which (starting with Series 6) [[Running Gag|follows a specific pattern]]. The presenter starts by saying that it's time to turn the featured car over to the show's tame racing driver, and then adds a humorous description of The Stig (sample; the description changes every week): "Some say that he thought ''[[Star Wars]]'' was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of ''I'm A Celebrity'' because he is frightened of trees... and Australia... and Koo Stark... and [[Ant and Dec|Ant... and Dec]]. All we know is, he's called the Stig." These are frequently [[Ripped Fromfrom the Headlines]], and the most popular are scathing attacks on minor celebrities of the week ("And, long before anyone else, he realised [[Big Brother|Jade Goody]] was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs").<br /><br />In more recent episodes they've played a bit with the formula. Perhaps one of the best was Hammond's flub: "Some say that one of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady, and that I haven't done one of these for some time and I've forgot to make up a second thing."<br /><br />The fastest ever Power Lap was done by a BAE Sea Harrier, in 31.2 seconds. It went a bit wide on some of the corners, but the pilot claimed that he could have kept it in bounds, and still set the lap record. The fastest Power Lap by an ''automobile'' was 58.2 seconds, by the 2004 Renault Formula 1 car. Given that the best of the world's supercars manage in the 1:18 range, that's stinking fast.<br /><br />However, neither of those times was recorded on the official ''Top Gear'' lap board, because to qualify for the board the car must be street legal -- able to go over a speed bump and using road-legal tires during the lap. The 1:10 time set by the Ferrari FXX {{spoiler|driven by Michael Schumacher}} in Season 13 was removed from the board on the next episode because the car was using racing slicks. The current fastest lap is the Ariel Atom 500 V8, with a time of 1:15.1 (which is more than a second and a half faster than second place, the Bugatti Veyron Supersport, at 1:16.8).
 
 
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* Africa Special (Botswana - aired November 2007): The presenters bought cars locally for less than £1500 and attempted to cross "the spine of Africa", including the Makgadikgadi Pan (the world's largest salt flats) and the Okavango Delta. The presenters' successful crossing made them the first to cross the Makgadikgadi by car. Originated the tradition of an odious emergency backup vehicle as a penalty if the presenters' own cars broke down. This is the special in which Richard Hammond "met" Oliver, his beloved 1963 Opel Kadett. The Stig for this episode was African Stig - a man wearing a loincloth with the Stig's usual helmet. (Series 10, Episode 4)
* Vietnam Special (aired December 2008): The presenters purchased used motorbikes for 15 million dong (ca. £600 or US$1000) and attempted to travel the length of Vietnam. Along the way, they amused themselves by buying each other odd, bulky presents and watching the others struggle to carry these items on their bikes. The backup car for this special was [[Easy Rider|a bike painted in the colors of the US flag]], blaring "Born in the USA" on speakers. There was footage shot of Communist Stig, who wore the usual Stig outfit but in red, but this was not used in the show.<br /><br />Clarkson claimed to have never before driven any type of two-wheeled motor vehicle before this special<ref>Actually, on an episode of his old show "Jeremy Clarkson's Motorworld" he did ride a motorcycle ''in Vietnam!''</ref>, although this was actually just a case of [[Rule of Funny]]. (Series 12, Episode 8)
* South America Special (Bolivia and Chile - aired December 2009): The presenters bought off-road vehicles for less than £3,500 over the Internet and attempted to drive from the center of the Bolivian rainforest to the Pacific coast in Chile. On the way, they had to build a temporary bridge over a ditch, ford a river, negotiate the terrifying Yungas Road in Bolivia, and cross the Andes mountains. The special put all three presenters through the wringer, as their worst fears (heights, insects, and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|manual labor]]) were present in abundance, making this their most harrowing episode since the Polar Special.<br /><br />They also almost ''died'' while trying to cross a volcanic pass. The air was so thin that their cars almost couldn't run (the fuel-air mixture was way off and couldn't actually combust), and they were suffering from acute oxygen deprivation. (Series 14, Episode 6)
* Middle East Special (Iraq, Turkey, Syria, Jordan, Israel - aired December 2010): The presenters bought two-seater convertibles for less than £3,500 (except James, who bought a slightly more expensive type), and attempted to reproduce the journey of the Three Wise Men, traveling from Arbil, Iraq to Bethlehem. Among many other issues, including the usual vehicle breakdowns, they had to deal with avoiding the fighting going on in Iraq and Turkey, the politics of border crossings in several countries, and a difficult drive through the empty deserts of Syria to avoid their trip being found out by Israeli officials. The episode was aired just after Ben Collins "came out" as the Stig, and had therefore been sacked from the show, but when the Three Wise Blokes reached Bethlehem and entered the stable with their gifts, they discovered a baby in a racing helmet. (Series 16, Episode 0)
* India Special (aired December 2011) - The presenters, based on the fact that Britian has had little successful trade with India in recent years, decide to embark on a goodwill mission to promote British products. With their £7000 classic British cars, they travel from Bombay to the northern border in the Himalayas, promoting Britain along the way. They attempt to deliver local lunches faster than a train, reunite the Top Gear Band and have a garden party to showcase British products, and hold a rally to get a fix on what kind of cars are currently popular in India. Along the way they make their way along the lethal highways, prank each other constantly, and deal with a slightly out-of-control lawnmower.
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