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* Clearly, he is Jesus.
** Status: Confirmed in the 2010 Christmas drive to Bethlehem Special. No, really.
* He's the [[Anti
** Apparently, he's a dude called [http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/entertainment/newsid_7842000/7842682.stm Ben Collins]. But the BBC's keeping their mouths shut over the matter.
*** Perhaps there's no ''one'' Stig, though there may be a "primary" Stig who handles most of the appearances. There may be a clause in the Stig's contract to the effect that he gets fired if his identity is ever leaked to the press, so Auntie Beeb would want to keep its mouth shut over the matter.
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** The Stig always takes the same line while testing, so that's unlikely (it's the same line Lewis Hamilton used, but no other F1 drivers... hmmmm...). Anyway, we all know the Stig is really the Goddamned Batman!
*** It wouldn't be hard to just ask the test driver to take the Stig's line. After all, it almost certainly IS the fastest line for almost all cars. F1 drivers take a different line because their experience tends to be in open-wheel racing, not sports-car racing. Only one F1 driver beat the Stig's time in the liana, and IIRC he took Stig line.
* Apparently, [[The Reveal|the big reveal]] is tonight (21st June). This troper putting his money on a big [[The Un
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifrtlC4NTys I'll take that bet.]
* The Stig '''is''' {{spoiler|Michael Schumacher}}. The reason that last lap was so incompetent is that he happened to be possessed by [[Quantum Leap|Sam Beckett]], who may have an IQ of 267, multiple black belts and the ability to speak seven languages, but never trained as a racing driver.
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* Yellow (normal yellow, not neon "safety" yellow), which will set off a bunch of [[Enter the Dragon|Bruce Lee]] / [[Kill Bill|Beatrix Kiddo]] speculations.
** Alternatively it will be neon yellow and they'll claim it's because he's been sent by the BBC's Health and Safety department.
* Orange (or whatever color those things are in the UK) with reflective accents as the [[Half
** And here I thought [[Detroit Metal City|Krauser having a one night stand with the Tokyo Tower]] couldn't be topped.
* Granted, it is possible that they would not even dignify Ben Collins's departure with a 'death' for the White Stig, just hire someone new to play him. Thing is: this would just prove Collins's point about how he's outing himself because he's tired of feeling expendable, and also I think the hosts and producers need to get their anger out somehow.
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