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* [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=6BA21C6767556DCA The Paparazzi Championship Series].

** During the psychological exam portion, [[Low Ki|Senshi]] answers sees every inkblot as a "Warrior".

** This interesting bit of dialogue between Nash and Jay Lethal:

'''[[Kevin Nash]]''': Why, yes. [[Memetic Mutation|I have a summer home there. Thanks for asking.]] }}

** When Alex Shelley was shown an inkblot, he replied [[Ho Yay|"My heart, after you broke it."]] and "[[PlayStation 3]]"

* At ''[[TNA]] Hard Justice 2006'', the arena had to be evacuated mid-show due to a fire. Desperate to fill time until the Orlando Fire Department gave the all-clear and allowed the TNA wrestlers, staff, and fans back into the arena, Mike Tenay interviewed "The Alpha Male" Monty Brown. The result? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEqEas9hUAI The Best. Promo. Ever.]

** It wasn't just Monty's promo that made this night hilarious. The show's opening pyro display had literally ''set the ceiling on fire''. The fans had all kinds of fun with this, chanting "You can't see us!" as a giant cloud of extinguisher enveloped the ring during the opening match (which [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Eric Young and Johnny Devine worked to a finish]]), and later "No more pyro!" when everyone was back inside and Abyss (who always had pyro back then) came out for his match.

*** The best part was when the Impact Zone started chanting "THE ROOF...THE ROOF...THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!"

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Who5iC6atE4 Taylor Wilde vs. Velvet Sky] - the quickest wrestling match in history.

* The Impact episode where Angle emerges from a tanning bed, only to find his clothes gone.

* After turning Jay Lethal into [[Randy Savage|"Black Machismo"]], [[Kevin Nash]] tries to do the same thing with Sonjay Dutt by having him try on his old "Oz" and "Vinnie Vegas" costumes. When he shows up wearing the oversized "Diesel" outfit, Lethal comments (in his Macho Man voice): "Now you can step over the top rope!"

* [http://www.youtube.com/scotthalltv Last Call with Scott Hall]. REALLY [[Captain Obvious|not safe for work]], what with the [[Everybody Must Get Stoned|not]] [[Best Beer Ever|entirely]] [[Drugs Are Bad|sober]] Hall and Waltman ripping on various people and harassing any woman in the vicinity.

** [[Kevin Nash]] in the Wolfpac dressing room, a week before he [[Face Heel Turn|turned heel]] onscreen: ''"Uh, I'm still very angry at you guys."''

** And later, in a discussing spanning illegal drug use, [[Noodle Incident|wacky drug trips at the Canadian border]] and fake tanning:

'''Kevin''': And we had something like [[Drugs Are Bad|fourteen Somas]], and no scrips.<br />

'''Scott''': So what does any responsible person do, kids? <br />

'''Scott''': We can't throw them out the window! [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|That would be littering!]] }}

 

'''Scott''': And I'm like YES! }}

**** Pretty much any time you get Nash, Hall, and Waltman together, it's comedy gold.

* The look on [[Jeff Hardy]]'s face when he saw AJ and Fortune do their hand sign in front of him and then proceed to take out all of his allies, leading him alone. His dumbstruck expression can only be described by two words: [[Oh Crap]].

* Mr. Anderson (Anderson)'s thoughts on the new TNA championship belt, designed by and for [[Jeff Hardy]] (it looks like his face, with similar strangely colored makeup patterns, and comes on a purple strap):

** Anderson is a walking [[Crowning Moment of Funny]], one of the reasons he's cheered so strongly is he's able to make nearly anything absolutely hilarious.

* TNA's section on the [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)/Professional Wrestling|Wall Banger]] wrestling moments. Just remember those moments. [[Samoa Joe]] getting kidnapped by ninjas, Abyss becoming a [[Hulk Hogan]] [[Green Lantern|Lantern]], him creating a hole in the mat by chokeslamming [[AJ Styles]], Fourtune [[Writers Cannot Do Math|having six guys]], Abyss branding a fan backstage after trying to murder [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]], Hogan admitting to Dixie's face that he stole the company, etc, etc, etc.