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* [[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)|Tropes That Will Happen]]

** We actually have this in the form of [[Imminent Arrivals]] and YKTTW.

** [[Time Travel|Rea]][[Temporal Paradox|lly]][[Timey-Wimey Ball|?]]

*** How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.

*** ''How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.''

** [http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/in-no-time Some] [http://www.amazon.com/End-Time-Next-Revolution-Physics/dp/0195145925/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313161295&sr=8-1 scientists], [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Unreality_of_Time philosophers], and [http://hinduism.about.com/od/basics/a/time.htm religious] [http://conscious-universe.blogspot.com/2007/06/time-in-buddhism.html individuals] strongly disagree.

** [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Subverted]] by General Relativity.

** Further subverted by [[Epileptic Trees|string theory]].

* Didnt Get [[The Call]], Didn't Find the Call, Couldn't Care Less About The Call

** and its subtrope, Didn't Get The Call And Really Are Just As Happy About It; Happier, Maybe.

* Two People Who Do Not Meet And Who Are Not In Love

* The Slapwankles Tetra-Inversion Principle:

* Eating Food

* Nose

* [[Talking Animal|Talking Humans]] -or- Opening That Giant Hole In Your Face And Having Words And Sounds Come Out

** Played with in various ways: [[The Speechless]], [[The Voiceless]], and [[The Unintelligible]].

** Call a Smeerp a Smeerp

** [[Horse of a Different Colour|A Horse Of A Color]]

* Use Of Solid, Liquid, and Gaseous Matter -or- Materials Made Of Atoms

** Subverted with various degenerate states of matter.

*** [[Mathematician's Answer|Yes.]]

** Averted in [[Cyberspace]].

* Gravity

** Inverted in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''.

** It might make an index, given all the related tropes in the lead of [[Artificial Gravity]].

* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Seamstress|Gravity Is Not A Seamstress, Harsh Or Otherwise]]

** [[Overly Long Gag|Triiodothyronine Brigade Bait]]

* A Creator Announces That It Will Release A Work, Then Later The Work Is Released

* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Imagination Writes The Plot]]

* Smarter than [[The Simpsons|Ralph Wiggum]]

* People Who Aren't Dead

** People Who [[Discworld|ATEN'T DEAD]]

** [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|I feel happy! I feel happy!]]

* [[Pet the Dog|Feed the Dog]]

* All First-Person Games Include Killing

** except for ''[[Myst]]'', natch.

* Banned In North Korean Concentration Camps

* Most Women Are Female

** Well, [[Katamari Damacy|the King of All Cosmos broke them all.]]

* [[Unreliable Narrator|Unreliable Reliable Narrator]] (How to explain the Third Person Limited point of view.)

** [[Shaped Like Itself|Shaped Unlike Itself]]

* [[Physical God|Physical Dog]]

* [[Jerkass|Jerkdick]]

* Words With Spaces Between Them

** Letters With Tiny Spaces Between Them

** [[Twenty Four Hour Superpowers]]

* [[Acting for Two|Acting For One]]

* Tropes It Didn't Use

** Didn't Use All Possible Existing Tropes

** Exaggerated when it's [[Troperiffic]].

* If I'm Still Breathing, It's Okay

* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Guy On Girl Is Hot]]

** Guy On Girl Is Het

** Guy ''In'' Girl Is Het

* Zeno's RPG - An RPG where leveling goes briskly in the beginning until finally slowing down to a crawl.

** Zeno's MMORPG

* [[Good Is Not Nice|Evil Is Not Nice]]

** [[Evil Is Not Mean|Good Is Not Mean]]

** Briefly subverted by [[Prince]].

* [[Fate Worse Than Death|Fate Better Than Death]]

* [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere|Ordinary-Sized Regular Flea From Nowhere]]

* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows.]]

* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Incredibly Lame Gun]]

** [[Chairs Sit On People|Spikes Sit On People]]

* [[One Mario Limit|One]] [[Fabio]] [[One Mario Limit|Limit]]

** The Nowhere Man Was [[Yellow Submarine|Jeremy]]

*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]]

** The Walrus Was [[Myth Busters|Jamie]]

* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]

** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Girl on barbecue is hot]]

*** [[Overly Long Gag|Girl on hot is Girl]]

* Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff

** Wouldn't that be a form of [[Reality Ensues]]?

** There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.

*** [[Crapsack World]]

** [[This Is Spinal Tap|Shark sandwiches]] are!

* Tulip Immunity

** Someone has never seen [[Braindead]].

** Immortal Baby Comedy

** Immoral Baby Comedy

** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy

** ''[[Jesus and Mo]]'' gives us a [http://www.jesusandmo.net/2010/10/08/straw/ Straw Straw Strawman]

* [[Straw Feminist|Straw Nazist]]

* Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?

* [[Squirrels in My Pants|Prologue In My Pants]]

* Retreating Wall Of Shyness

** What about this [http://xkcd.com/175/ xkcd]?

* Show Us On The Doll Where The Vorlons Touched You

* Bitchslapped By Vorlons

** Stared At Creepily By Vorlons

* The Sound Of One Hand Fapping

* I Put On My [[Robe and Wizard Hat|Robe And]] [[Draco in Leather Pants|Leather Pants]]

* List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"

** The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.

* [[Mary Sue|Cthulhu Sue]]: [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|Pronounced]] [[Sublime Rhyme|Clu-loo Sue]], this Trope takes the worst aspects of [[Mary Sue]] and [[Up to Eleven|increases it to such a level]] that it becomes a [[Literal Metaphor|metaphoric]] [[Eldritch Abomination|cosmic horror]] in its own right.

** [[My Immortal|We already have this]].

** How is Cthulsue not entirely possible?

* [[Our Vampires Are Different]] When Convenient

** [[Informed Attribute]]?

*** I thought that was [[Our Vampires Suck]].

* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way]]

** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?

* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal

* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Restful Weekend With No Plans]]

** [[Villains Out Shopping]]

*** Also [[Not Me This Time]].

* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Can't Win]]

** No Added [[Sugar Wiki]]

** Nutrasweet Wiki

** This desperately needs to be an actual work.

* [[This Troper|This Non-Troper]]

* [[Tropes Are Not Good|Tropes Are]] [[Tropes Are Not Bad|Not Neutral]]

* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)

** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?

** [[TV Tropes]] [[Brown Note|Will End Your Life]]

** [[TV Tropes]] will make you wealthy and successful.

** [[Badass]] Unicycle of Doom

*** Demolishor, ''[[Revenge of the Fallen]]'', robot mode.

** Actually, I thought [[Transformers Cybertron|Crumplezone]] was cool..

* [[Yandere]] [[X Meets Y|meets]] [[Yandere]]

** We got [[A Hell of a Time]]. Does that work?

* Ate [[The Call]]

** [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0563.html with just a little pepper, the rest is natural flavor]

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KORbwVdpzo This]

** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.

* [[Villainous Breakdown|Villainous Breakdance]]

*** [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff!

* [[Half-Human Hybrid|Fifth Human Hybrids]]

* [[Chickification|Chickwithadickification]]

** ...Have you ''been'' on the internet? Like, ''anywhere''?!

* Jack [[Chickification]]

** ''[[BC]]'' could probably qualify.

** [[Samurai Jack]] Chick

** [[Candle Jack]] Chi

** In languages with tildes, there are names that are required to be spelled with squiggly lines. Like João, for example (Portuguese version of John).

** Would The Artist Formerly Known As Prince count, or is he closer to Spell My Name With A Bizarre Sigil?

* Dramatic Drizzle

* [[Gainax Ending|Gainax Beginning]]

** Does ''[[Gurren Lagann]]'' ring a bell?

** [[Early Installment Weirdness]]

* [[Artificial Stupidity|Mario Party Games Have Good AI]]

* Jumped At [[The Call]] But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious

** [[When Harry Met Sally|Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]

** Nul Point Landing

* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in Assless Chaps]]

** ''[[Girl Genius]]'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.

* Base Low Quality Sticky Taper

* [[Anything That Moves|Anything that doesn't move(Or isn't alive)]]

** [[Drawn Together|Captain Hero?]]

** It'd probably be a supertrope of [[Convenient Miscarriage]].

* I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College

*** Blatant Lies

* Throwing Your Head Always Works

* [[Heartwarming Moments]] / [[Hip Hop Locos]]

* Fade To Beige

* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever

* Fifty Steve Limit

* Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic

* [[Confusing Multiple Negatives|You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever]]

** Except when he doesn't. (See [[wikipedia:XX male syndrome|XX Male Syndrome]])

* [[Troper|Tropers]] That Will Never Happen

* [[Brought Down to Normal|Brought Down To Physical God]]

* [[Genius Bonus|Genius Penalty]]

** To the Bat Interjection!

** To The Bat Gerund!

 

 

** There actually is a movie called this.

* Boy Meets Robot Girl. Boy Loses Robot Girl. Boy Builds New Robot Girl From Spare Parts.

** In fairness, this is probably what would have happened if ''[[The Sarah Connor Chronicles]]'' had gotten a third season.

* Antidisestablishmentarianism Does Not Work That Way

* The Password Is Always "W./#K|&c~`3"

*** You Know, That Non-Entity Where...

* You Can Argue With Elves And Prove Your Point.

** Fuck Your Elves!

** You Can Sit Down And Have A Nice Calm Discussion With Elves

** [[The Wiki Rule|Too many!]] ''[[Logic Bomb|Tooo maaany!]]''

* [[King Arthur|The Uther Wiki]]

* [[Hell|The Under Wiki]]

* [[Ubermensch|The Über Wiki]]

** The Dog Shot Second

*** The Dog Shot Third

* The Comrade Syndrome, in which all socialists and communists say "Comrade" and, shortly afterwards, are brutally {{spoiler|censored, and I don't mean like normal censorship, where the things being censored are only relatively gruesome, or not safe for work, I mean the stuff being censored is so gruesome that even the censor covering it is not safe for work}} before being beaten to near death with their dead pet, child, friend, and/or genitalia, before their body is {{spoiler|relax, I am only doing this for your sanity, you'll thank [[This Troper]] someday, think of kittens, or flowers, or even less brutal violence}}. [[The Aristocrats]].

* You Can Argue With Elves And Reach A Reasonable Agreement That Benefits Both Parties

** Big Mu

*** Big Mumu [[The Simpsons|- "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]]

* Crowning Moment of Drycleaning

* Crowning Microwavable Giraffe Just Add Potato Salad of Shiny Leather Floating Pokemon-Filled Taco, anyone?

** A man decided to seek therapy for his sadonecrobestiality fetish, because he realized he was just beating a dead horse.

*** This is simultaneously awesome and awful. We present you with this medal and then wield it for a merciless flogging.

* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal

* [[Most Writers Are Human|Most Writers Are]] Vampires

** [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]

** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[Myth Busters|Losing An Eyebrow]]

* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]

* [[Something Something Leonard Bernstein|Something Something]] Leonard [[The Big Bang Theory|Hofstadter]]

* True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks

* [[The Good Guys Always Win|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]

* [[Distressed Damsel|Eustressed Damsel]]

* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]

*** Too bad it's it's closed.

*** [http://tropertales.wikkii.com/wiki/Main_Page Moved, actually.]

* [[Ungrateful Bastard|Grateful Bastard]]

* Jerk Butt

 

 

* It Sucks So It Sucks

** It Sucks So It Blows

** It's A Powered Vacuum Cleaner So It Sucks

* They Sucked It Now It Changes

** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' Really Isn't That Great I Mean It Started Out With A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], But [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks]], And It Ended With A Dethroning Moment Of Suck

* Complaining About Laws Of Physics You Don't Like

* Complaining About People Who Complain About People Who Complain About Shows They Don't Like

** So this would be Complaining About [[Joss Whedon]] Fans, then?

** And The Hatedom Rejoiced

** And the [[Hate Dumb]] Rejoiced

* Complaining About Shows You Hate Only A Little Bit But Not Too Much

* He Panned It Now It Sucks

** They Banned It Now It Sucks

*** They Banned It Now It Doesn't Suck

* Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Bagels Anymore

** Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Flowers...Anymore

* So Bad It's [[Locked Pages|Locked]]

** ''Encyclopaedia Dramatica''

* Complaining About Shows A Total Stranger Doesn't Like

** [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?]] in a meta sort of way.

* Fanbase Ruined The Work

** [[Tainted By The Fanbase]], but that's gone now.

* Copyright Cruelty

* [[Better Than Sex|Worse Than Spinal Injury]]

* Originality Storm

* This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe

* Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.

** [[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|42?]]

** [[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure|69, dudes!]]

** [[Rule 34|34!!!]]

** [[The Phantom Tollbooth|Seventeen!]]

* Does This Look Infected to You?

* People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent

 

 

** The Same

* Trope Tropes Tropes

* Self Induced Wallbanger: This is a wallbanger you bring upon yourself.

* Every Googolplex Points

** Fuel Nightmare, a.k.a. the Middle East

* [[Pretty in Mink|Drop Dead Gorgeous In Mink]]

* [[Rule of Cool|Rule Of Fucking Awesome]]

* The Complainer Makes You Evil By Being Wrong

* Xanatos Xanatos

** Manipulating events to make other people arrange a conspiracy for your benefit.

** Xanatos Didn't Plan This But Wants You To Think He Did Because He's Really Incompetent But Wants To Be Feared

** Xanatos Morphine Drip

** When an [[Updated Rerelease]] includes an even stronger [[Infinity+1 Sword]] than the original [[Infinity+1 Sword]] (Meaning, 90% of the ones [[Square Enix]] has done).

* Octuple Subverted

* The Labyrinth

* Million To Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Odds

* Less Dakka

* Animesquesque

* Adam Smith Kicked You In The Nuts

* Chaotic Eviler

** [[Mary Poppins]]?

* Awesome Of Moment Crowning (alt. title: emosewA fO tnemoM gninworC)

* Crowning Moment of Evil

** [[Moral Event Horizon]]

** Crowning Music Of [[Final Fantasy VI|Hundreds Of Voices Screaming In Unison]]

*** [[Star Wars|...Before They Were Suddenly Silenced]]

* Everything's Tastier With Babies

** [[Eats Babies]]

** [[Dude, Not Funny|Crowning Moment Of Rape]]

** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]

* Crowning Funny

* Crowning Moment of Crowning {{spoiler|[[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]}}

* Awesome Moment Of Awesome

** A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] from the [[Awesome Series|"Awesome Series"]] by Egoraptor?

* Harder Than Hard Mode Mockery

** [[Have a Nice Death]], where the game mocks you for being crazy enough to try "Impossible".

*** No, maximum Squick requires both clones be male and somehow result in a double [[Mister Seahorse]].

** Somehow, one could guess that there'd be a''[[Fire Emblem]]'' example on either end of that scale.

** What, you mean masturbating to a video of two people of one's preferred gender watching each other masturbate? What troper hasn't done that?

* Planet Of The Shaggy Dogs Ending

* [[Fetish Fuel|Fuel Fetish]]

* High-Octane Moment Of Fuel

* Timey Moment Of Wimey Groins

* You Can Argue With Elves

* Evil Power Vacuum Cleaner

* Made Of Xanatos

* Tear Jerk Ass

** [[Jerkass Woobie]]

* [[Overly Long Gag|Evangelion is still not that good.]]

* Yay Ho-- cheering for a prostitute

* Sucking The Crown From A Moment

* Xanatos Finally Gets Sick Of It All And Retires

** Isn't that what he canonically did?

* Everything Is Better With [[This Troper]]

** Everything Is Better With [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]

* Cute [[Complete Monster]] Girl

** [[Evil Is Sexy]]?

* [[Star Wars|The Other Wookie]]

** Wookieepedia?

* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]

* What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?

* Overly Short Gag

** [[Orphaned Punchline]], perhaps?

** Um, ew?

* [[They Fight Crime]] ... [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE!]]

* [[Nintendo Hard|Nintendo]] [[Hard Gay]]

** A Nintendo character with an "alternative lifestyle", or an indestructible homosexual?

* Shaggy Xanatos Story

** An elaborate conspiracy arranged so ingeniously that the perpetrator can't fail to benefit from it, all to achieve...nothing in particular. He just likes the intrigue.

* [[Big No|Big]] [[Narm]]

** [[Big Damn Heroes|Big Damn]] [[Narm]]

** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]

*** [[About/Permanent Red Link Club|Permanent Red Link Club]]

* [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]]

* Crowning Moment Of [[Executive Meddling]]

* [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]

** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell, Hero?]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there.

** Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight -- the spell ''named''' [[Mind Rape]] has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act.

* Retro Yay (A bunch of boys ''probably'' stole a ''Playboy'' and masturbate together in their treehouse, much like in [[The Fifties]].)

* Ho Nay (Two male lovers are really just friends but pretend to be gay to get chicks.)

* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks

* Holding Out For Someone Taller

* Earth Shattering <big>'''''Kawaii!'''''</big>

* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Weirdness Magnet|Magnet]]

* Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life

* [[One-Scene Wonder]] [[Projectile Toast|Toast]]

* [[Fetish Retardant]] Fetishist

* [[Humans Are Bastards]] [[Magnificent Bastard|Magnificent Bastards]]

* [["No. Just... No" Reaction|No, Just No]] [[No Yay|Yay]]

* High Octane [[Sweet Dreams Fuel]]

** [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] for the [[Glurge Addict]]?

** Doris from [[Meet the Robinsons|Meet The Robinsons.]]

* [[Guardians Crusade|Knight Meets Baby]]

* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?

* [[Where the Hell Is Springfield?|Where The Hell Is]] [[Ron the Death Eater]]

* [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]

* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]].

* [[He Who Fights Monsters]] [[Cute Monster Girl|Cute Monster Girls]]

** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify.

* Everthing is [[Better Than Canon]]

** [[So Bad Its Horrible]]

** An aspect of [[They Just Didn't Care]]?

* [[Foe Yay|Yay Foe]] - When the hero congratulates the villain on doing such a great job.

* Sealed Chaotic Neutral In A Can

** When the author is unsettled that he got the facts wrong.

* [[Aliens Speaking English|Aliens]] [[Speaking Simlish]]

** [[Aliens Speaking English|Aliens Speaking]] [[Angrish]]

* [[Magical Asian]] [[Magical Girl|Girl]]

* [[Like Reality Unless Noted]] [http://xkcd.com/483/ But] ''[[Rule of Cool|Awesomer]]''

* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid]] [[Time Lord]] [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]

* Everything Is Sexier If [[Time Lord]]

** Which way?

*** ''[[Mind Screw|Both]].''

** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome

* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness

** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.

* Couldnt Think Of A Trope

* Made Of Vin (Diesel)

* Xanatos Supper

* Xanatos Trip To The Bathroom

*** [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid Jetpack]] [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|Flanders]]

** Creepy Cool Swastikas

* [[Subverted|Somewhat Subverted]]

** [[Eversion|Somewhat Everted]]

** This was actually YKTTW'd.

** Rejected because [[Take That Me|most tropers]] [[Flame Bait|are liberals]].

** How about [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]

* Well Fuck That Shit!

* Accidental Nightmare Fuel Retardant

** Retarded Nightmare Fuel Accident

* Fapped A Bridget On Him

** Dropped a [[Widget Series|Widget]] On Him

** Can you really [[The Same but More]] an entire namespace? [[Forbidden Chekhov's Gun|Should we even try?]]

*** '''[[Big No|NO!]]''' It's too dangerous!

**** Darth''iest'' Wiki

** [[Warhammer 40000|All The Tropes 40,000]] (In the grim, dark future of All The Tropes, there are only [[Justifying Edit|Justifying Edits]]!)

* Shows That Most People On [[TV Tropes]] Seem To Like Which Actually Suck

* The FastEddie

*** Fast Eddie Is Furious

*** [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]

* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|of Win]]

* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.

* All Guys Want [[Shotacon|Shotacons]]

* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]

** '''''[[Warhammer 40000|HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''

* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked

* The Network Executives Were Right

** [[Protection From Editors]]

* Well Then

* I Love You

* This Is Awesome

* Overstatement

** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.

* [[Older Than Television]] (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)

* [[Secret Test of Character]]

* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]

** [[Parental Incest]]

* [[The Unintelligible]]

** Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.

* [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]]

* [[Your Mileage May Vary]]

* [[Iris Out]]

* [[Ruined FOREVER]]

** I also wrote the self-demonstrating versions of [[Epic Fail]] and [[So Bad Its Horrible]]

* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]

* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]

* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]…unless [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] decides to.

* [[Brown Note]]

* [[Casual Interstellar Travel]]

* [[Eldritch Abomination]]

* [[Franchise Killer]]

* [[Humongous Mecha]]

* [[Kill'Em All]]

* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)

* [[Rule 34]]

* [[Scenery Gorn]]