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This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, [[People Sit Onon Chairs|pointless]], far too [[Your Mileage May Vary|subjective]], [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]], or [[The Same but More]].
 
Compare [[Lousy Alternate Titles]] for titles that will never happen.
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== Too Universal / [[People Sit Onon Chairs]] ==
* [[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)|Tropes That Will Happen]]
** We actually have this in the form of [[Imminent Arrivals]] and YKTTW.
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** [[Time Travel|Rea]][[Temporal Paradox|lly]][[Timey-Wimey Ball|?]]
*** How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.
** [[Memento (Film)|Shouldn't]] belong here, methinks.
*** ''How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.''
** [http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/in-no-time Some] [http://www.amazon.com/End-Time-Next-Revolution-Physics/dp/0195145925/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313161295&sr=8-1 scientists], [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Unreality_of_Time philosophers], and [http://hinduism.about.com/od/basics/a/time.htm religious] [http://conscious-universe.blogspot.com/2007/06/time-in-buddhism.html individuals] strongly disagree.
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** [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Subverted]] by General Relativity.
** Further subverted by [[Epileptic Trees|string theory]].
* The Word "The" (except in [[Spell My Name Withwith a "The"]])
* Didnt Get [[The Call]], Didn't Find the Call, Couldn't Care Less About The Call
** and its subtrope, Didn't Get The Call And Really Are Just As Happy About It; Happier, Maybe.
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* Two People Who Do Not Meet And Who Are Not In Love
* The Slapwankles Tetra-Inversion Principle:
{{quote| '''[[Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|Tom Siddell]]:''' It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.}}
* Eating Food
* Nose
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* [[Talking Animal|Talking Humans]] -or- Opening That Giant Hole In Your Face And Having Words And Sounds Come Out
** Played with in various ways: [[The Speechless]], [[The Voiceless]], and [[The Unintelligible]].
* [[Call a Smeerp Aa Rabbit|Call a Rabbit a Rabbit]]
** Call a Smeerp a Smeerp
** [[Horse of a Different Colour|A Horse Of A Color]]
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* Use Of Solid, Liquid, and Gaseous Matter -or- Materials Made Of Atoms
** Subverted with various degenerate states of matter.
** [[Epileptic Trees|Is light a]] [[Zig -Zagging Trope|wave or a particle]]?
*** [[Mathematician's Answer|Yes.]]
** Averted in [[Cyberspace]].
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* Gravity
** Inverted in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''.
** Zig-zagged in ''[[VVVVVV (Video Game)|VVVVVV]]'' and in ''[[Mega Man 5 (Video Game)|Mega Man 5]]''.
** It might make an index, given all the related tropes in the lead of [[Artificial Gravity]].
* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Seamstress|Gravity Is Not A Seamstress, Harsh Or Otherwise]]
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** [[Overly Long Gag|Triiodothyronine Brigade Bait]]
* A Creator Announces That It Will Release A Work, Then Later The Work Is Released
** Double subverted with ''[[Duke Nukem Forever (Video Game)|Duke Nukem Forever]]'' and anything else [[Uncanceled]].
* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Imagination Writes The Plot]]
* Smarter than [[The Simpsons|Ralph Wiggum]]
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* People Who Aren't Dead
** People Who [[Discworld|ATEN'T DEAD]]
** [[The Others (Filmfilm)|WE'RE NOT DEAD!]]
** [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|I feel happy! I feel happy!]]
* [[Pet the Dog|Feed the Dog]]
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* All First-Person Games Include Killing
** except for ''[[Myst]]'', natch.
** For a strict definition of life, ''[[Portal (Video Gameseries)|Portal]]''.
* Banned In North Korean Concentration Camps
* Most Women Are Female
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** Well, [[Katamari Damacy|the King of All Cosmos broke them all.]]
* [[Unreliable Narrator|Unreliable Reliable Narrator]] (How to explain the Third Person Limited point of view.)
* [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|Vaguely Similar To What It Says On The Tin]]
** [[Shaped Like Itself|Shaped Unlike Itself]]
* [[Physical God|Physical Dog]]
* [[Jerkass|Jerkdick]]
** [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms]]
* [[Unwinnable Byby Design|Winnable By Design]]
* Words With Spaces Between Them
** Letters With Tiny Spaces Between Them
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** [[Twenty Four Hour Superpowers]]
* [[Acting for Two|Acting For One]]
** [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Acting For Zero]]
* Tropes It Didn't Use
** Didn't Use All Possible Existing Tropes
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** Exaggerated when it's [[Troperiffic]].
* If I'm Still Breathing, It's Okay
* [[People Sit Onon Chairs|People Brushing Their Teeth]]
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Guy On Girl Is Hot]]
** Guy On Girl Is Het
** Guy ''In'' Girl Is Het
** Would this be [[People Sit Onon Chairs]] for porn?
* Zeno's RPG - An RPG where leveling goes briskly in the beginning until finally slowing down to a crawl.
** Zeno's MMORPG
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* [[Good Is Not Nice|Evil Is Not Nice]]
** [[Evil Is Not Mean|Good Is Not Mean]]
* [[Spell My Name Withwith an "S"|Spell My Name With A Letter]]
** Briefly subverted by [[Prince]].
* [[Real Trailer, Fake Movie|Real Trailer Real Movie]]
* [[Fate Worse Than Death|Fate Better Than Death]]
* [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere|Ordinary-Sized Regular Flea From Nowhere]]
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* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows.]]
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Incredibly Lame Gun]]
* [[People Sit Onon Chairs|People Sit On Spikes]]
** [[Chairs Sit On People|Spikes Sit On People]]
* [[One Mario Limit|One]] [[Fabio]] [[One Mario Limit|Limit]]
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** The Nowhere Man Was [[Yellow Submarine|Jeremy]]
*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]]
** The Walrus Was [[Sonic theSat Hedgehog (TV)AM|Rotor]]
** The Walrus Was [[Myth Busters|Jamie]]
* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]
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** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Girl on barbecue is hot]]
*** [[Overly Long Gag|Girl on hot is Girl]]
** [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|Girl on Lunch Break]] [[Stalker Withwith a Crush|is Hot]]
** [[This Is Your Premise Onon Drugs|Girl on Crack is Hot]]
** [[The Problem Withwith Pen Island|Girl on Girl I Shot]]?
** Sounds like [[Death Byby Sex]] {{smallcaps|with lesbians!}}
* Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
** Wouldn't that be a form of [[Reality Ensues]]?
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** There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
*** [[Crapsack World]]
* [[Everything's Better Withwith Indexes|Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins]]
** [[This Is Spinal Tap|Shark sandwiches]] are!
* Tulip Immunity
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** Someone has never seen [[Braindead]].
** Immortal Baby Comedy
*** Or the ''[[Dawn of the Dead 2004 (Film)|Dawn of the Dead 2004]]'' remake.
** Immoral Baby Comedy
** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
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** ''[[Jesus and Mo]]'' gives us a [http://www.jesusandmo.net/2010/10/08/straw/ Straw Straw Strawman]
* [[Straw Feminist|Straw Nazist]]
* [[Kill It Withwith Fire|Kill Your Strawman With Fire]]
* Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
* [[Squirrels in My Pants|Prologue In My Pants]]
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* Retreating Wall Of Shyness
** What about this [http://xkcd.com/175/ xkcd]?
** [[People Sit Onon Chairs|Non-Moving Wall of Non-Sentience]]
* Show Us On The Doll Where The Vorlons Touched You
** [[Changeling: The Lost (Tabletop Game)|Changeling: The Lost]]
* Bitchslapped By Vorlons
** Sounds like [[Cursed Withwith Awesome]] to me.
** Stared At Creepily By Vorlons
* The Sound Of One Hand Fapping
** [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms]]
* I Put On My [[Robe and Wizard Hat|Robe And]] [[Draco in Leather Pants|Leather Pants]]
* List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
** The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.
* [[Mary Sue|Cthulhu Sue]]: [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|Pronounced]] [[Sublime Rhyme|Clu-loo Sue]], this Trope takes the worst aspects of [[Mary Sue]] and [[Up to Eleven|increases it to such a level]] that it becomes a [[Literal Metaphor|metaphoric]] [[Eldritch Abomination|cosmic horror]] in its own right.
** [[Changeling: The Lost (Tabletop Game)|The True Fae.]]
** [[My Immortal|We already have this]].
** How is Cthulsue not entirely possible?
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* [[Our Vampires Are Different]] When Convenient
** [[Informed Attribute]]?
** ''[[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twilight]]''?
*** I thought that was [[Our Vampires Suck]].
* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way]]
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** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
** [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made Onon Drugs?]]?
* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Restful Weekend With No Plans]]
** [[Villains Out Shopping]]
*** And [[Paranoia Gambit]]. [[Freefall (Webcomic)|Already here]].
*** Also [[Not Me This Time]].
* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Can't Win]]
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** No Added [[Sugar Wiki]]
** Nutrasweet Wiki
* [[This Is Your Premise Onon Drugs|This Is Xanatos On Drugs]]
** This desperately needs to be an actual work.
* [[Everything's Better Withwith Indexes|Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O]]
* [[This Troper|This Non-Troper]]
* [[Tropes Are Not Good|Tropes Are]] [[Tropes Are Not Bad|Not Neutral]]
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* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?
*** Oh, I know! Someone goes on the [[Rule 34]] page, gets aroused from the links, and then has sex. Though who, exactly, would [[Rule 34|get]] [[Naughty Tentacles|off]] [[Lolicon|to]] [[Shotacon|some]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|of]] [[Double Standard Rape (Female Onon Female)|this]] [[Squick|shit]] and be capable of getting laid?
** [[TV Tropes]] [[Brown Note|Will End Your Life]]
** [[TV Tropes]] will make you wealthy and successful.
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** [[Badass]] Unicycle of Doom
*** Demolishor, ''[[Revenge of the Fallen]]'', robot mode.
*** ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]'': Unireal Air.
** Actually, I thought [[Transformers Cybertron|Crumplezone]] was cool..
* [[Yandere]] [[X Meets Y|meets]] [[Yandere]]
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** We got [[A Hell of a Time]]. Does that work?
* Ate [[The Call]]
** "[[Black AdderBlackadder|We did not shoot that delicious pigeon!]]"
** [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0563.html with just a little pepper, the rest is natural flavor]
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KORbwVdpzo This]
* [[Stalker Withwith a Crush]] Couple
** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
* [[Villainous Breakdown|Villainous Breakdance]]
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*** [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff!
* [[Half-Human Hybrid|Fifth Human Hybrids]]
** [[The Epic of Gilgamesh (Literature)|Third Human Hybrids?]]
* [[Chickification|Chickwithadickification]]
** ...Have you ''been'' on the internet? Like, ''anywhere''?!
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* Jack [[Chickification]]
** ''[[BC]]'' could probably qualify.
** [[Violence Jack (Manga)|Violence Jack Chick]]
** [[Samurai Jack]] Chick
** [[Candle Jack]] Chi
* [[Spell My Name Withwith an "S"|Spell My Name With A Squiggly Line]]
** In languages with tildes, there are names that are required to be spelled with squiggly lines. Like João, for example (Portuguese version of John).
** Would The Artist Formerly Known As Prince count, or is he closer to Spell My Name With A Bizarre Sigil?
* Dramatic Drizzle
** [[Battle in Thethe Rain|Battle In The Light Shower]]
* [[Gainax Ending|Gainax Beginning]]
** Does ''[[Gurren Lagann]]'' ring a bell?
** [[Early Installment Weirdness]]
* [[Artificial Stupidity|Mario Party Games Have Good AI]]
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male Onon Male)|Rape Is Funny When Its Hermaphrodite On Male]]
* Jumped At [[The Call]] But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
** [[When Harry Met Sally|Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]
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** Nul Point Landing
* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in Assless Chaps]]
* [[Everything's Better Withwith Indexes|Everything's Better With Sparks]]
** ''[[Girl Genius]]'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
* Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
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* [[Anything That Moves|Anything that doesn't move(Or isn't alive)]]
** [[Drawn Together|Captain Hero?]]
* Death By Birth (Not [[Death Byby Childbirth]]. It's when YOU die, BY being born.)
** [[Fate/stay Stay Nightnight|People Die After They Are Born]]
** It'd probably be a supertrope of [[Convenient Miscarriage]].
* I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College
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*** Blatant Lies
* Throwing Your Head Always Works
** [[Grievous Harm Withwith a Body]]?
* [[Heartwarming Moments]] / [[Hip Hop Locos]]
* Fade To Beige
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* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
* Fifty Steve Limit
* [[Power Rangers RPM (TV)|Hey It's That]] [[Big Bad Beetleborgs|Gun]]
* Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic
* [[Confusing Multiple Negatives|You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever]]
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** Except when he doesn't. (See [[wikipedia:XX male syndrome|XX Male Syndrome]])
* [[Troper|Tropers]] That Will Never Happen
* [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]]
* [[Brought Down to Normal|Brought Down To Physical God]]
* [[Genius Bonus|Genius Penalty]]
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** To the Bat Interjection!
** To The Bat Gerund!
* [[Curves in All Thethe Right Places|Curves In All The Wrong Places]]
 
 
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** There actually is a movie called this.
* Boy Meets Robot Girl. Boy Loses Robot Girl. Boy Builds New Robot Girl From Spare Parts.
** This happened sort of on ''[[My Life Asas a Teenage Robot]]'' and more closely on ''[[Futurama]]'', although Leela was never a robot.
** In fairness, this is probably what would have happened if ''[[The Sarah Connor Chronicles]]'' had gotten a third season.
** [[Red Dwarf (TV)|Droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon becomes blob, droid gets blob back again, blob meets blob, blob runs away with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid]]!
* Antidisestablishmentarianism Does Not Work That Way
* The Password Is Always "W./#K|&c~`3"
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*** You Know, That Non-Entity Where...
* You Can Argue With Elves And Prove Your Point.
** [[Screw You, Elves]]!
** Fuck Your Elves!
** You Can Sit Down And Have A Nice Calm Discussion With Elves
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** [[The Wiki Rule|Too many!]] ''[[Logic Bomb|Tooo maaany!]]''
* [[King Arthur|The Uther Wiki]]
* [[Everything's Better Withwith Cows|The Udder Wiki]]
* [[Hell|The Under Wiki]]
* [[Ubermensch|The Über Wiki]]
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** The Dog Shot Second
*** The Dog Shot Third
**** The Dog Fired Six Shots, [[Dirty Harry (Film)|Or Maybe Only Five]]
* The Comrade Syndrome, in which all socialists and communists say "Comrade" and, shortly afterwards, are brutally {{spoiler|censored, and I don't mean like normal censorship, where the things being censored are only relatively gruesome, or not safe for work, I mean the stuff being censored is so gruesome that even the censor covering it is not safe for work}} before being beaten to near death with their dead pet, child, friend, and/or genitalia, before their body is {{spoiler|relax, I am only doing this for your sanity, you'll thank [[This Troper]] someday, think of kittens, or flowers, or even less brutal violence}}. [[The Aristocrats]].
* You Can Argue With Elves And Reach A Reasonable Agreement That Benefits Both Parties
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** Big Mu
*** Big Mumu [[The Simpsons|- "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]]
*** Big [[Everything's Better Withwith Cows|Moo]]
* Gushing About [[SpongebobSpongeBob SquarePants|Mr Krabs's]] [[Character Alignment]]
* Crowning Moment of Drycleaning
* Crowning Microwavable Giraffe Just Add Potato Salad of Shiny Leather Floating Pokemon-Filled Taco, anyone?
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** A man decided to seek therapy for his sadonecrobestiality fetish, because he realized he was just beating a dead horse.
*** This is simultaneously awesome and awful. We present you with this medal and then wield it for a merciless flogging.
** [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|But You Screw One Dead Thirteen-Year-Old Frog Robot Girl While She Beats You Up]] aka [[Ear Worm|sadomasopedorobonecrobestialiy]].
* [[Dude, She's Like, in Aa Coma|Dude, She's Like, In Oklahoma!]]
* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal
* [[Most Writers Are Human|Most Writers Are]] Vampires
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** [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]
** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[Myth Busters|Losing An Eyebrow]]
* [[Criminal Minds (TV)|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]
* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]
* [[Something Something Leonard Bernstein|Something Something]] Leonard [[The Big Bang Theory|Hofstadter]]
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* True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks
* [[The Good Guys Always Win|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]
* Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV)|"She's got a big bottom!"]])
* [[Distressed Damsel|Eustressed Damsel]]
* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
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*** Too bad it's it's closed.
*** [http://tropertales.wikkii.com/wiki/Main_Page Moved, actually.]
* [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Zecora Was Right]]
* [[Ungrateful Bastard|Grateful Bastard]]
* Jerk Butt
* Failed A Girdle Check (which does happen in the ''[[Pan Am (TV)|Pan Am]]'' pilot)
 
 
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* It Sucks So It Sucks
** It Sucks So It Blows
** [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|It Fucking Sucks So It Sucking Fucks]]
*** [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|It Fucking Sucks, It Sucking Fucks, It Fucking Blows, It's A Pile Of Shit]] [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|And I Don't Like It]]
** It's A Powered Vacuum Cleaner So It Sucks
* They Sucked It Now It Changes
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** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' Really Isn't That Great I Mean It Started Out With A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], But [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks]], And It Ended With A Dethroning Moment Of Suck
* Complaining About Laws Of Physics You Don't Like
** [[Mage: The Ascension (Tabletop Game)|Mage: The Ascension]]
* Complaining About People Who Complain About People Who Complain About Shows They Don't Like
** So this would be Complaining About [[Joss Whedon]] Fans, then?
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** And The Hatedom Rejoiced
** And the [[Hate Dumb]] Rejoiced
** [[Pandering to Thethe Base]], maybe?
* Complaining About Shows You Hate Only A Little Bit But Not Too Much
* He Panned It Now It Sucks
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** They Banned It Now It Sucks
*** They Banned It Now It Doesn't Suck
*** [[Vindicated Byby History]] + [[Keep Circulating the Tapes]]
* Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Bagels Anymore
** Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Flowers...Anymore
* So Bad It's [[Locked Pages|Locked]]
** ''[[My Immortal (Fanfic)|My Immortal]]''
** ''Encyclopaedia Dramatica''
* Complaining About Shows A Total Stranger Doesn't Like
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** [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?]] in a meta sort of way.
* Fanbase Ruined The Work
** [[What Do You Do (Webcomic)|What Do You Do]]?
** [[Tainted By The Fanbase]], but that's gone now.
* Copyright Cruelty
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* [[Better Than Sex|Worse Than Spinal Injury]]
* Originality Storm
** [[Widget Series]] for the good ones, [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made Onon Drugs?]] for the bad ones or when they get ''too'' original.
* This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe
* Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.
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** [[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|42?]]
** [[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure|69, dudes!]]
** [[SpongebobSpongeBob SquarePants|Umm... 24!]]
** [[Rule 34|34!!!]]
** [[The Phantom Tollbooth|Seventeen!]]
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* Does This Look Infected to You?
* People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent
* Better Love Stories Than ''[[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twilight]]''
* Better Endings Than ''[[Mass Effect 3 (Video Game)|Mass Effect 3]]''
 
 
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** The Same
* Trope Tropes Tropes
** [[Hotel Mario (Video Game)|You Know What They Say, All Tropers Trope Tropes]]
* Self Induced Wallbanger: This is a wallbanger you bring upon yourself.
* Every Googolplex Points
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** Fuel Nightmare, a.k.a. the Middle East
* [[Pretty in Mink|Drop Dead Gorgeous In Mink]]
* [[Everything's Better Withwith Indexes|Everythings Perfect With Indexes]]
* [[Rule of Cool|Rule Of Fucking Awesome]]
* The Complainer Makes You Evil By Being Wrong
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* Xanatos Xanatos
** Manipulating events to make other people arrange a conspiracy for your benefit.
*** Isn't this just [[Twenty Four|24]]?
** Xanatos Didn't Plan This But Wants You To Think He Did Because He's Really Incompetent But Wants To Be Feared
** Xanatos Morphine Drip
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** When an [[Updated Rerelease]] includes an even stronger [[Infinity+1 Sword]] than the original [[Infinity+1 Sword]] (Meaning, 90% of the ones [[Square Enix]] has done).
* Octuple Subverted
** [[Zig -Zagging Trope]]
* The Labyrinth
* Million To Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Odds
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* Less Dakka
* Animesquesque
** ''[[Panty and& Stocking Withwith Garterbelt (Anime)|Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt]]''. An anime that looks like Western animation, but still looks a lot like an anime.
* Adam Smith Kicked You In The Nuts
* Chaotic Eviler
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** [[Mary Poppins]]?
* Awesome Of Moment Crowning (alt. title: emosewA fO tnemoM gninworC)
** [[Star Wars (Franchise)/Awesome|This]] page [[Strange Syntax Speaker|meant]] you?
* Crowning Moment of Evil
** [[Moral Event Horizon]]
* [["Weird Al" Yankovic|Crowning Music Of Funny]]
** Crowning Music Of [[Final Fantasy VI|Hundreds Of Voices Screaming In Unison]]
*** [[Star Wars|...Before They Were Suddenly Silenced]]
* [[Everythings Better With Bunnies|Everything's Better With]] [[Call a Rabbit Aa Smeerp|Smeerps]]
* Everything's Tastier With Babies
** [[Eats Babies]]
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** [[Dude, Not Funny|Crowning Moment Of Rape]]
** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]
*** [[Double Standard Rape (Male Onon Male)]]
* Crowning Funny
* Crowning Moment of Crowning {{spoiler|[[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]}}
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* Awesome Moment Of Awesome
** A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] from the [[Awesome Series|"Awesome Series"]] by Egoraptor?
** Can overlap with the [[Department of Redundancy Department|Department Of Redundancy Department]]
* Harder Than Hard Mode Mockery
** [[Have a Nice Death]], where the game mocks you for being crazy enough to try "Impossible".
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*** No, maximum Squick requires both clones be male and somehow result in a double [[Mister Seahorse]].
** Somehow, one could guess that there'd be a''[[Fire Emblem]]'' example on either end of that scale.
* Crowning Moment Of [[A Date Withwith Rosie Palms|Rosie Palms]]
** What, you mean masturbating to a video of two people of one's preferred gender watching each other masturbate? What troper hasn't done that?
* Planet Of The Shaggy Dogs Ending
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* [[Fetish Fuel|Fuel Fetish]]
* High-Octane Moment Of Fuel
** [[Spaceballs (Film)|Liquid Schwartz!]]
* Timey Moment Of Wimey Groins
* You Can Argue With Elves
** What about [[Screw You, Elves]]?
* Evil Power Vacuum Cleaner
* Made Of Xanatos
** ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]''
* Tear Jerk Ass
** [[Jerkass Woobie]]
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* [[Overly Long Gag|Evangelion is still not that good.]]
* Yay Ho-- cheering for a prostitute
** Overlaps with [[Hooker Withwith a Heart of Gold]].
* Sucking The Crown From A Moment
* Xanatos Finally Gets Sick Of It All And Retires
** Isn't that what he canonically did?
* Made Of Fap ([[Fetish Fuel]] meets [[Rule 34]] - downgraded from <s>[[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|Keter]]</s> Too Dangerous)
* Everything Is Better With [[This Troper]]
** Everything Is Better With [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]
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* Cute [[Complete Monster]] Girl
** [[Evil Is Sexy]]?
** ''[[Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan (Light Novel)Dokuro-chan|Bludgeoning Angel Dokurochan]]''
* [[Star Wars|The Other Wookie]]
** Wookieepedia?
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* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]
* What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?
* [[Three Minutes of Writhing]] [[Porn Withwith Plot|With Porn]]
* Overly Short Gag
** [[Orphaned Punchline]], perhaps?
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** Um, ew?
* [[They Fight Crime]] ... [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE!]]
** [[Dirty Pair (Light Novel)|Dirty Pair]] fits the bill, kind of.
* [[Nintendo Hard|Nintendo]] [[Hard Gay]]
** A Nintendo character with an "alternative lifestyle", or an indestructible homosexual?
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* Shaggy Xanatos Story
** An elaborate conspiracy arranged so ingeniously that the perpetrator can't fail to benefit from it, all to achieve...nothing in particular. He just likes the intrigue.
** [[Spanner in Thethe Works]]
* [[Big No|Big]] [[Narm]]
** [[Big Word Shout|NAAAAAAAA]][[Star Trek II: theThe Wrath of Khan|RRRRRRRMM!!!]]
** [[Big Damn Heroes|Big Damn]] [[Narm]]
** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]
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*** [[About/Permanent Red Link Club|Permanent Red Link Club]]
* [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]]
** ''[[Chrono Trigger (Video Game)|Chrono Trigger]]'' actually did that: The [[New Game+]] endings are all kinda Gainax-y.
* Crowning Moment Of [[Executive Meddling]]
** ''[[Brazil (Filmfilm)|Brazil]]''
** ''[[The Emperor's New Groove (Disney)|The Emperors New Groove]]''
* [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]
** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell, Hero?]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there.
** Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight -- the spell ''named''' [[Mind Rape]] has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act.
** [[Brainwashing for Thethe Greater Good|done]].
** Well, in ''[[Luke Skywalker and Thethe Shadows of Mindor]]'', Luke does this to Cronal. After Cronal mindrapes Luke and tries to mindrape Leia.
* Retro Yay (A bunch of boys ''probably'' stole a ''Playboy'' and masturbate together in their treehouse, much like in [[The Fifties]].)
* Ho Nay (Two male lovers are really just friends but pretend to be gay to get chicks.)
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* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
* Holding Out For Someone Taller
* [[Double Standard Rape (Male Onon Male)|Rape Is Funny When]] It's [[Hot Skitty-On-Wailord Action|Skitty On Wailord]]
* Earth Shattering <big>'''''Kawaii!'''''</big>
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Weirdness Magnet|Magnet]]
** [[Anvil Onon Head|Dropped]] [[Dropped a Bridge Onon Him|a Fridge on Him]]
* Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life
* [[Spell My Name Withwith an "S"|Spell My Name With A]] [[Call a Rabbit Aa Smeerp|Smeerp]]
* [[One-Scene Wonder]] [[Projectile Toast|Toast]]
* [[Fetish Retardant]] Fetishist
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* [[Humans Are Bastards]] [[Magnificent Bastard|Magnificent Bastards]]
* [["No. Just... No" Reaction|No, Just No]] [[No Yay|Yay]]
* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Badass]]: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in ''[[Indiana Jones and Thethe Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (Film)|Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of Thethe Crystal Skull]]''.)
* High Octane [[Sweet Dreams Fuel]]
** [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] for the [[Glurge Addict]]?
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** Doris from [[Meet the Robinsons|Meet The Robinsons.]]
* [[Guardians Crusade|Knight Meets Baby]]
** [[Chess (Tabletop Game)|Knight Takes Baby]] "[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|What sick man sends babies to fight me!?]]"
* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
* [[Where the Hell Is Springfield?|Where The Hell Is]] [[Ron the Death Eater]]
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* [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]
* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]].
** Could [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Fluttershy]] count, seeing what she's usually like and how she acted in "[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)/Recap/S1 E26 The Best Night Ever|The Best Night Ever]]"?
* [[He Who Fights Monsters]] [[Cute Monster Girl|Cute Monster Girls]]
** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify.
* [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy|Arrogant]] [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like (Advertising)|Old Spice Guy]]
** [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like (Advertising)|Old]] [[Nice Guy]]
*** [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like (Advertising)|Old]] [[Nice Guy]]
* Everthing is [[Better Than Canon]]
** [[So Bad Its Horrible]]
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** An aspect of [[They Just Didn't Care]]?
* [[Foe Yay|Yay Foe]] - When the hero congratulates the villain on doing such a great job.
** Perhaps the opposite of [[Your Approval Fills Me Withwith Shame]]?
* Sealed Chaotic Neutral In A Can
* [[Dropped a Bridge Onon Him|Dropped]] The [[Did Not Do the Research|Research]] On Him
** When the author is unsettled that he got the facts wrong.
* [[Those Wacky Nazis]] [[A Nazi Byby Any Other Name|By Any Other Name]]
* [[Aliens Speaking English|Aliens]] [[Speaking Simlish]]
** [[Aliens Speaking English|Aliens Speaking]] [[Angrish]]
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* [[Magical Asian]] [[Magical Girl|Girl]]
* [[Like Reality Unless Noted]] [http://xkcd.com/483/ But] ''[[Rule of Cool|Awesomer]]''
* [[The Other Wiki|Citation]] [[NeedlessNEEDLESS]]
* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid]] [[Time Lord]] [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]
* Everything Is Sexier If [[Time Lord]]
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** Which way?
*** ''[[Mind Screw|Both]].''
* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|Boxbot]]]]?)
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[DoctorDr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (Web Video)|Doctor Horrible]]
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
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* Couldnt Think Of A Trope
* Made Of Vin (Diesel)
* The Trope [[Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney|Never Happen]]
* Xanatos Supper
* Xanatos Trip To The Bathroom
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*** [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid Jetpack]] [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|Flanders]]
** Creepy Cool Swastikas
*** [[Putting Onon the Reich]]?
* [[Subverted|Somewhat Subverted]]
** [[Eversion|Somewhat Everted]]
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** This was actually YKTTW'd.
** Rejected because [[Take That Me|most tropers]] [[Flame Bait|are liberals]].
* [[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Video Game)|ReDead]] [[Black Comedy Rape]], [[Squick]].
** How about [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]
* Well Fuck That Shit!
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* Accidental Nightmare Fuel Retardant
** Retarded Nightmare Fuel Accident
* Made Of Fap (Downgraded to <s>[[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|Euclid]]</s> [[X Meets Y]])
* Fapped A Bridget On Him
** Dropped a [[Widget Series|Widget]] On Him
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** Can you really [[The Same but More]] an entire namespace? [[Forbidden Chekhov's Gun|Should we even try?]]
*** '''[[Big No|NO!]]''' It's too dangerous!
*** Do you ''really'' want to cause an [[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|XK-class]] [[The End of the World Asas We Know It|End-of-the-world]] scenario???
**** Darth''iest'' Wiki
** [[Warhammer 40000|All The Tropes 40,000]] (In the grim, dark future of All The Tropes, there are only [[Justifying Edit|Justifying Edits]]!)
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* Shows That Most People On [[TV Tropes]] Seem To Like Which Actually Suck
* The FastEddie
** The [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] [[The Fast and Thethe Furious|Furious]]
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/Memes|Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
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* [[Wiki Vandal|Vandalism]] [[TV Tropes Made of Win Archive|of Win]]
* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[Can't Argue Withwith Elves|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue|Jews]]
* All Guys Want [[Shotacon|Shotacons]]
* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]
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** '''''[[Warhammer 40000|HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''
* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked
** Well, there's [[Kick the Son of Aa Bitch]]...
* The Network Executives Were Right
** [[Protection From Editors]]
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* Well Then
* I Love You
** [[Engaging Conversation]] [[Conversation in Thethe Main Page|In The Main Page]]?
* This Is Awesome
* Overstatement
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** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
* [[Older Than Television]] (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
* [[The End of the World Asas We Know It]]
* [[Secret Test of Character]]
* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]
** [[Parental Incest]]
* [[Powered Byby a Forsaken Child]] (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
* [[The Unintelligible]]
** Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.
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* [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]]
* [[Your Mileage May Vary]]
* [[In Name Only]] (If so, it would be about stuff that is [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin]].)
* [[Iris Out]]
* [[Ruined FOREVER]]
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** I also wrote the self-demonstrating versions of [[Epic Fail]] and [[So Bad Its Horrible]]
* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]
* [[Ben Drowned (Web Video)|Ben Drowned]]
* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]
* [[Screw the Rules, I Make Them]]…unless [[Tropers/Fast Eddie|Fast Eddie]] decides to.
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* [[Brown Note]]
* [[Casual Interstellar Travel]]
* [[Echo Chamber (Web Video)|Echo Chamber]] (The [[Meta Fiction|meta]], [[Mind Screw|it hurts]].)
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]
* [[The End of the World Asas We Know It]]
* [[Franchise Killer]]
* [[Humongous Mecha]]
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* [[Kill'Em All]]
* [[Oh Crap There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* [[Rickroll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed Byby the Lawyers]])
* [[Rule 34]]
* [[Scenery Gorn]]