Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki): Difference between revisions

* [[Too Dumb to Live|Intelligent Enough to Live]]

* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Writers Write The Plot]]

** [[Second Life]] Writes The Plot

* People Use Umbrellas When It Rains

*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]]

** The Walrus Was [[Sonic Sat AM|Rotor]] and the Eggman Was Dr. Robotnik

* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]

* [[Big Brother Is Watching|You Are Watching Big Brother]]

** Someone has never seen [[Braindead]].

** Immortal Baby Comedy

** Immoral Baby Comedy

** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy

** Someone's obviously never been to a voraphilia website.

*** You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that?

** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?

* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal

** Given how quickly biological [[Science Marches On]], surely someone who [[Did Not Do the Research]] got lucky and was later proven right.

* [[Beavis and Butthead|I Have The Power Supreme]]

* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]]

* List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[Most Writers Are Male|Male]], [[Most Writers Are Adults|Adults]], [[Most Writers Are Human|Human]] Nor [[Most Writers Are Writers|Writers]]

* You Fail Disco Forever

** Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|No it doesn't.]]</ref>

* [[The Reveal|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]

** [[Robotic Reveal]]

**** [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]?

** The Password Is Changed Weekly

*** Two words: ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Frequently more often.

*** Used in adventure games to justify the protagonist finding a note with a password on it.

* Shaving The Shaggy Dog

** Isn't that [[Earn Your Happy Ending]]?

* Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside

** Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales

* List of video games for the Xbox named ''[[Halo]]''

** That Don't Have Numbers or Other Words Attached to the Title

** List of video games for the ''[[Halo]]'' named Xbox

* Freud Was Mostly Just Projecting His Own Insecurities Onto Other People

** [[Hopeless Auditionees|Hopeless Auditionee]] [[Hope Spot|Spot]]: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was ''hideous''."

* What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually ''is'' a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested ''giving away'' the Panama Canal.)

** [[Monopoly|Do not collect $200.]]

* [[Just Here for Godzilla|Just Here For]] The Cute Female Protagonist

** To which even ''[http://www.c64gg.com/GameInfo/MetaLlamas.html Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time]'' is a step down.

** [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]

* [[Criminal Minds|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]

* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]

*** [[He Knows Too Much|You know too much]]. I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you.

* Most Tropers Are Copyleftists

* Mohn's Scale Of [[Ear Worm]] Catchiness

* Most Tropers Hate [[Moral Guardians]]

** Yellowcard—Fighting

* [[TV Tropes]] Ruined My Wife

* Fan Hyperopia

* [[Sdrawkcab Name|Sotanax]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]]

* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]]

* Deader Than [[Deader Than Dead]]

* [[You Can't Fight Fate|You Can't Fight]] [[Tempting Fate]]

* Harder Than [[Harder Than Hard]] {{spoiler|Impossible Mode in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''}}

* Everything's Better With Zoidberg

* Sliding Scale Of Incest

*** Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?

*** For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.

* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom

** [[Dead Baby Comedy]]... [[Up to Eleven]] and then [[Beyond the Impossible]]!

* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass

** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".

* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me

* Scrappy's Gambit

* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]?

** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]]

*** Do you ''really'' want to cause an [[SCP Foundation|XK-class]] [[The End of the World as We Know It|End-of-the-world]] scenario???

**** Darth''iest'' Wiki

**** Sugarier Wiki

* Crowning Abortion Of Awesome

* Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like

* Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped

* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped

* [[Dude, Not Funny|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]

* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It

* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]

* Fast Eddie Was Wrong

* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked

** Well, there's [[Kick the Son of a Bitch]]...

* [[Narm]]

* [[Jump Scare]]

* [[Your Mileage May Vary]]

* [[In Name Only]] (If so, it would be about stuff that is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]].)

* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]

* [[Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason]]

* [[Killed Off for Real]]

* [[Internet Counterattack]]

* [[Scenery Gorn]]

* [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]]