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{{quote|"μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος<br />
οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκεν"|[[Homer]], |''[[The Iliad (Literature)|The Iliad]]''}}
 
{{quote|"Keepin' it thorough. :)"|[[This Troper]]}}
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[[True Art/Laconic|Here's the short version]].
 
[[They Copied It, NowSo It Sucks|Plagiarism]].
 
[[Barack Obama|Present Day]]. [[Fist of the North Star|Present Time]]. [[Serial Experiments Lain|'''aHa'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha''']]
True Art is not this. [[The Treachery of Images|This is not art]].
 
This {{color|red|mm̶i̶n̶o̶t̶a̶u̶r̶}} {{color|blue|ttrope}} is [[House of Leaves|not for you]].
 
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[[File:withastickandIhopeyouallburn.gif|link=Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|right]]
 
True a{{color|green|rrt is a tuna. True art i}}{{color|purple|s a tuba. True art slept wit}}h your sister and is having her babies.
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[[Breather Episode|...yeah]]. [[Captain Obvious|Just in case you hadn't figured it out]], True Art [[Mind Screw|doesn't make a lot of sense]]. Strictly speaking, it's a quality of fiction which, in the minds of critics and artists, allows an otherwise normal work to transcend itself and become a statement on the human condition. This nebulous quality has never been hammered down by anyone, except perhaps to [[Its Popular So It Sucks|sneeringly look down on popular works]] [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|they don't like]] [[No True Scotsman|as not being "true art."]] The quest to attain this status, however, has produced some distinctive tropes of its own.
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* [[True Art Is Incomprehensible]]
 
See also ~[[It's Popular, Now It Sucks~]] (aka. [[True Art Is Not Popular]]), [[Public Medium Ignorance]], [[No True Scotsman]], and [[Unacceptable Targets]].
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True Art can't be not possibly different from anything that is not the opposite of any of these things:
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7 colors in the rainbow. 7 deadly sins. 7 brands of Barbasol if you include the discontinued lines. DO I HAVE TO DRAW A [[Big No|MAP]]?!
 
[https://web.archive.org/web/20131005043717/http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/ Guess What I Did Last Night?]
 
True Art is not this. [[The Treachery of Images|This is not art]].
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This page most is Isao strange with this wiki. That he being tic doctor, it can do to be art at six most important surface places. [[True Art Is Angsty]], [[True Art Is Incomprehensible]], and [[True Art Is Ancient]] have. Je veux dire, vraiment. Ii1 как представление может начать быть хорошо? That time of I stupefaction me. You call this page to being the human;
 
[[File:ART.jpg|link=Neon Genesis Evangelion|rightframe|No es rakoon, es castor$%^!]]
{{quote box|No es rakoon, es castor$%^!}}
 
under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.
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9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!
 
The {{color|red|HHell}}? No, The {{color|blue|HHeaven}}? THEY'RE {{color|purple|CCOMING}}. The {{color|blue|ssquirrels}}.
 
La trahison des images? Ceci n{{color|paleorchid|'}}est pas {{color|gold|l'art}}.
 
It am hurt me brain! Wilhelm scream
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The Existencialistic uber-complex Matrix-Based-Philosophical conversations about the true nature of elementry idealistic antidisestablish'''I'M GOING TO BUTTFUCK YOU'''mentarism of biochemical exposure to thewonderfulwizardofozism.
 
[[Tori Amos (Music)|Tuna rubber, a little blubber in my igloo]].
 
[[The Woobie|Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...]]
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The Merkrons have invaded our space! All that we have left is the English batallion of [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|Yah boo! Nice nice! Phillips is a German and he have my pen...]]
 
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[[caption: ADAMANTIUM RAAAAAAAGE!!!!]]
 
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A certain meaning and "Eyes of Death" were true. She became splendid Death. haha.
 
{{quote| Q: Man, who keeps taking the picture of my cat off this page?<br />
A: [[The Advertisement Server|Doctor Twelve]]. }}
 
[[The Beatles (Musicband)|Take this brother, may it serve you well]]. [[The Caligula|¯]]\(°[[Azumanga Daioh (Manga)|_]]o)/[[Useful Notes/Sierra Leone|¯]]
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''[[ItsIt's Popular, Now It Sucks|This isn't true art. This art is popular. It sucks!]]''
 
'''Addendum negative-six (-6) :''' True Art is not an [[SCP Foundation (Wiki)|SCP Foundation]], by order of 05-█
 
~Dr. █████
 
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