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* [[Hot for Student]]: [http://readjack.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lafave1.jpg Debra La Fave] comes to mind. Or Mary Kay LeTourneau.
* [[Human Popsicle]]: Cryonics companies such as [http://www.alcor.com/ Alcor] and the [http://www.cryonics.org/ Cryonics Institute] offer to preserve your whole body or your brain (currently done by keeping the whole head) at low temperatures just after you're legally dead until someone finds out how to cure whatever was killing you. Research shows this ''might'' work someday, as the method they use now allows us to freeze and thaw small organs. They'll also, of course, have to cure the effects of freezing on the brain, which is somewhat more complicated. Oh, and figure out how to make new bodies for the heads-only crowd.
* [[Humiliation Conga]]: A criminal once tried to trick someone into sending him an Apple PowerBook G4 he bought at eBay. He ended up receiving a binder with keys glued on the inside covers. [https://web.archive.org/web/20130214033700/http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/ Read the full story here!]
* [[I Always Wanted to Say That]]: Because offline, at least, your brain comes up with that great quip far too late.
* [[I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!]]: Capsaicin (the stuff that makes chili peppers hot) is very addictive.
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