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''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386744/1/TWILA_DA_GIRL_WHO_WAS_IN_LUV_W_A_VAMPIR Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]'' (the original was removed from [[Fan Fiction Dot NetFanfiction.net]] but it was reposted with an ''even more'' misspelled title) is one of the more memorable of the [[Memetic Mutation|over 9000]] [[Troll Fic|Troll Fics]] that arose in the wake of ''[[My Immortal]]''. It is essentially ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of a [[Mary Sue]] named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to [[High School]] in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.
 
Ironically, someone wrote a werewolf and preppy version, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035008/1/AURORA_THA_GRL_WHO_WAZ_IN_LUUV_WIK_WERWOLF Aurora Tha Grl Who Waz In Luuv Wik Werwolf]''
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=== ''Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre'' contains examples of: ===
* [[Anti -Hero]]: Twila is arguably even more unheroic than Ebony from ''My Immortal'' (she doesn't have the excuse of trying to stop some ultimately evil dude).
* [[Anti -Villain]]: Bella doesn't do anything evil in this story (or anything at all, really). But she's still preppy!
* [[Arranged Marriage]]: Edward and Twila marry this way, though it is more of a "surprise marriage"
* [[You Fail Biology Forever]]: Twila realizes she's "preggant" the morning after she gets laid.
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* [[Dropped a Bridge On Him]]: In chapter 12, it is mentioned that {{spoiler|Jacob}} died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.
* [[Emo Teen]]: As with ''My Immortal'', mislabeled as Goffick.
* [[EverythingsEverything's Better With Sparkles]]: Averted, surprisingly considering the source.
* [[Extreme Omnivore]]: Twila, Edward, ''and'' Hamez when they {{spoiler|''eat Bella's bed'' after killing her}}.
* [[Expy]]: Considering her name (Twila Beautiful ''Psyco'' Topaz ''Sad'ness'' Damian Cullen, and Ebony ''Dark'ness Dementia'' Raven Way) and the nature of the fic, Twila's a pretty good replacement for Ebony
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* [[No Ending]]: The current posted version lacks chapters 13 and 14.
** Even in its full version, the author didn't actually finish Chapter 14 because ''[[Sweeney Todd]]'' came on TV and she had to watch it.
* [[One -Scene Wonder]]: "Bibby Brown" makes a surprise appearance in Chapter 4 after Twila and Ed get married. He appears at their front door, rushes in furiously, sings "Cemetery Drive" by MCR, reveals he's in love with Twila, and gets killed.
* [[Our Vampires Are Different]]
* [[Out of Character]]: Like the story that inspired this one, everyone is out-of-character except the title character.