Ultimate Spider-Man/Funny: Difference between revisions

'''Thug:''' Where's your costume?<br />

'''Spidey:''' Your mom's washing it for me. }}

{{quote| '''Peter:''' God! You know why people hate you? It's not because you're mutants!! It's because you're all a bunch of <nowiki>@#$@#$ $@$%@ ##@$!! That's why!! You $^$%^ $%^$ $^$%^ $%#^% #$ $% ^#$%^ $%%^!!!</nowiki> AAAGGHHH! ''*swings off*''<br />

'''Colossus:''' Why am I an #$@#$@? I was just standing here. }}

'''Ganke:''' Miles who? }}

 

* Spidey's [[Oh Crap]] moment with Rhino: "I'm so scared I can't even finish my lame joke."

* After that, he gets thrown into a wall and says to the people "[[Amusing Injuries|nothing's broken except my spine... and ribs... and everything else]]."

'''Construction Worker:''' Mutants are people too! }}

 

* Just from the first two episodes alone it seems like the series will be filled with these thanks to Peter's [[Imagine Spot|Imagine Spots]].

** Peter's "Wall of Shame" spot where we see Nick Fury crying his good eye out.

** Aunt May soundly trouncing Peter at video games and his shocked expression.

* The [[Gilligan Cut|Cut]] during Fury's lecture about how other heroes "started out clueless", to Iron Man first trying out the MK. III Armor, ricocheting around his private garage before crashing into and destroying one of his cars, embedding himself in it upside-down, and remaining stuck there for a couple seconds while the alarm blares for comedic effect.

* Blink and you'll miss it, but in the opening sequence in "Great Power", Spidey does a triple axel as he sails across the Jumbotron screen.

* In "Great Power," during a fight with the Frightful Four in Midtown High, Flash Thompson tells Spider-Man that he's his biggest fan and he wants to help. Remembering how he gets stuffed into a locker by this jerk on a daily basis, Peter responds as thus:

{{quote| '''MJ:''' ...The floppy end does the cleaning.<br />

'''Harry:''' [[Blatant Lies|I knew that.]] }}

{{quote| '''Spider-Man:''' Whoa, look at your heads! And your feet!}}

** Even better, he and Iron Man defeat the Living Laser by sending him there!