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=== This is a list of silly, or [[Just for Fun]] wild mass guesses for the series ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro ni]]''. More serious entries should go in one of the [[Umineko no Naku Koro ni/WMG/Open One
''Please add new entries to the bottom of the page.''
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== The whole thing is due to Bernkastel and other witches achieving [[Medium Awareness]] and wanting to lash out at [[You Bastard|Us Bastards]]. ==
In the Tanabata side story, when Bernkastel goes to [[Be Careful What You Wish For|grant a wish]], she repeatedly addresses the audience, belittling us and accusing us of ''wanting'' to see her twist wishes about horribly and do terrible, horrific things with her magic. This isn't just a [[You Bastard]] attack, however: ''it's her [[Motive Rant]]''. After the hell all the Rikas were put through in Higurashi, Bernkastel gained [[Medium Awareness]] and came to realize that everything that happened ''was for our amusement''. So she can write off her being a [[Complete Monster]] as just [[Pandering to the Base]], with the intent of giving us all a ''massive'' [[Heel Realization]] and sending us into a shared BSOD. And anyone who ''doesn't'' go into a BSOD upon [[Go Mad
* I fell in love with her at that point.
* {{color|red|I do not watch to see someone do such murders, or grant evil wishes. I watch to see one who commits such actions be CAUGHT!}}
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Each retelling gets increasingly bizarre, with more 'magical' elements and characters added each time.
* I demand fan art of this. Right now.
** Will [https://web.archive.org/web/20120408013336/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6628316/1/Intoxicated_Tales_of_the_Golden_Witch a fanfiction] do?
* Theory poster here. That story is awesome and must continue!
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He can trow knifes with a perfect aim! he is like james bond!!
== All 18 people on the island entered a small room together and suffocated, the whole thing is a [[Dying Dream
Personally, I think they all died because they suffocated.
With that much boobage in the house, it wouldn't be impossible, especially if all 18 people (that's 10 oversized boobs) squished together in a room. The oxygen that wasn't pushed out of the room by the bouncers would be used up very quickly. That's why Battler is always oogling at the girls breasts; [[Marshmellow Hellit|was the last thing he saw.]] This also explains Beatrice's huge tatas.
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== Willard H. Wright was once [[Persona 3|Aragaki Shinjiro.]] ==
* In the Male Protagonist's story, Shinjiro died at October
** Also, Willard still has Shinjiro's [[Hidden Heart of Gold]], and of course, his signature Head Butt.
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Well, the truth must be said in red, right? And it has been [http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2010/02/26/tech-brain-colour-sport.html proven!]
* Wait a minute. That was 'scientificly proven'...
** [[Warhammer
*** Ok, so which one should we believe? The red truth, the scientific theory or the power of da WAAAGH!!!?
== The United States will release Umineko ==
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If we reference the unused Knox's Fifth and play the game of Umineko after the manner of Chinese Chess, we can gather that at least {{spoiler|Kanon and Lion are the same person.}} The piece Pao (translation: cannon, is also sometimes referred to as simply "cannon") does not show up in the traditional English game. Another name for the Pao or Cannon is the Rook Lion, sometimes abbreviated to Rion. {{spoiler|1=Rion = Lion with Japanese phonetics. Therefore, Rion (Lion) = Cannon (Kanon)!}}
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