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{{quote| '''I CAST FLARE!'''}}
 
''Unforgotten Realms'' is a web animation following the adventures of Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon, dual-nunchuck-weilding sorcerer, and Eluamous Nailo, wizard in-training, as they quest to find a magical herb that will cure Sir Schmoopy's dying grandmother of her illness. Wait, no. Actually, the show follows Rob and Mike, two [[Vitriolic Best Buds|"friends"]], as they play Unforgotten Realms, Mike's roleplaying game as Sir Schmoopy and Eluamous Nailo, respectively. Rob's... interesting roleplaying style quickly and frequently results in throwing Mike's game off the rails, no matter how hard Mike tries to keep things on track. The group is quick to pick up two more allies: Petey, the (totally not evil) [[The Undead|Undead]] dire rat, and Jacques, the magical talking axe. Other important characters include [[Evil Overlord]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Timmy the Evil]], who plans to destroy Sir Schmoopy, Roamin the crime-solving rank-11 paladin, who tracks down crime with Gaary, a midget who is far more competent then Roamin, and the mysterious Kobolds.
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** Although as Walrus points out, Timmy is the only major character who hasn't committed murder.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: So very many from Sir Schmoopy:
{{quote| All right. * heavy breath* I wanna cast a spell.<br />
By fire be purged!<br />
I cast Flare!<br />
Feel the wrath of Canadian lumber/Canuck steel fool!<br />
Hah. Fatality, bitch. }}
** Possibly Roamin shouting the name of his attacks.
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* [[Cursed with Awesome]]: The Dragon Warrior and his descendants were cursed with immortality. See [[Who Wants to Live Forever?]], below.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Gaary to Roamin. One example from Episode Nine:
{{quote| Roamin: "Gaary, why are we even friends?"<br />
Gaary: "Well, no-one will be friends with you, and I enjoy pissing on people's parades."<br />
Roamin: "Better reasons then most, I suppose."<br />
Gaary: "Not really, it's probably the worst reason to be friends out of everyone who as ever used the word 'friendship' to describe their bond with another person." }}
* [[Dual-Wielding]]: Sir Schmoopy duel-wields nunchucks, even if he gets accuracy penalties.
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** And threw two out of three innocent villagers into a lake of acid due to not thinking thoroughly about a convoluted magical riddle, sparing the lady because she was a girl (in their defense it was kinda the mage who gave them the quest's fault for being in grammatical error and putting his sons and people's lives in general on the line).
* [[Hoist by His Own Petard]] - the following quote explains it all:
{{quote| Judge: That's it, Schmoopy! I'm sick of you insulting me! I shall cast a curse on you that if you insult me again, you shall explode into a million-billon pieces!<br />
Schmoopy: God, Eluamous, this judge is a total dick!<br />
Judge: OH GOD HIT THE DECK!!!! }}
* [[Hypercompetent Sidekick]]: Gaary, if only in comparison to [[The Ditz|Roamin]].
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** Also his plan to hide inside Petey and wait for the ogre to die from the poison.
* [[Musical Episode]]: Episode 49, in celebration of the shows return
{{quote| Rob: Man, Mike, this place is amazing. It almost feels like we should just jump into some sort of... singing and dancing number!}}
* [[My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels]]: In the original series episode four, Rob tries to speak wolf and says this verbatim.
* [[Newspaper Dating]]: Mike uses this as a quick and easy way so Eluamous and Schmoopy find out they are in the past and can move on with the plot.
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* [[Space Jews]]: [[Our Elves Are Different|Elves]]
** Keep in mind that Rob's wife is Jewish in real life, and this is so blatant as to be a possible parody
{{quote| Elf: No, we elves aren't known for our metalsmithery. Most of us are doctors, or lawyers, or accountants, or bankers, or gold...catchers.}}
* [[Spoon Speaker]]: The Kobolds are a race of spoon speakers, kobold...
* [[Stuff Blowing Up]]: There's a reason Sir Schmoopy is referred to as Mister-quick-to-blow-up-himself-and-everyone-around-him...
* [[Theme Song]]: Roamin has Gaary rap his whenever he's introduced:
{{quote| R-O-A to the M-I-N, he's a crime-solving, rank-11 paladin. To the R-O-A to the M-I-N, he's a crime-solving, rank-11, paladin. Yeah.}}
* [[Third Person Person]]: Ursa Arcadius, Archduke of the High Bears, would like you to know that he, Ursa Arcadius, Archduke of the High Bears, often begins his sentences by spelling out his title (Ursa Arcadius, Archduke of the High Bears) to everyone, even non-Archdukes of the High Bears.
* [[Unfortunate Implications]]: In-universe.
{{quote| Rob: Yeah, I think I'm gonna veto the decision to have [[Humans Are White|the only black guy in the game]] be a thief. }}
* [[Unsound Effect]]: A rare audible form: Ogres grumble "Ogre Sound" when they're not talking to people.
** "Question-mark face?"