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** Including lines such as "The people who are writing this have no life.", "If you are reading this, you have no life.", and [http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F06.html "Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger."] (More under "Freeze Frame Fun".)
** And in the episode "Bart's Comet" where the eponymous comet is headed straight for Springfield:
{{quote|'''[[Kent Brockman News|Kent Brockman]]:''' Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay:<br />
[[Matt Groening]]<br />
Ken Tsumura<br />
George Meyer<br />
Joel Kuwahara<br />
Bill Oakley<br />
Elizabeth Jacobs<br />
Josh Weinstein<br />
Jane O'Brien<br />
Annette Andersen<br />
Jennifer Crittenden<br />
Mike Scully<br />
Dominique Braud-Stiger<br />
Greg Daniels<br />
Joseph Boucher<br />
Al Jean<br />
Ping Warner<br />
Mike Reiss<br />
Craig Feeney<br />
Richard Raynis<br />
Don Gilbert<br />
David Mirken<br />
Jacqueline Atkins<br />
Chris Ledesma<br />
Mark McJimsey<br />
Alf Clausen<br />
Allison Elliott<br />
David Silverman<br />
David Cohen<br />
N. Vyolet Diaz }}
** Yes, all of this scrolls really fast. And yes, they are the names of people who worked on the show.