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* Played around with Evangeline of ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]''. The [[Magical Land|Magic World]] knows her as an evil, sexy vampire with an adult body to die for, etc. etc...which is just an [[Older Alter Ego|oft-used illusion]] of hers to hide the fact that she has the body of a [[Not Growing Up Sucks|10-year old brat]]. [[Zig-Zagging Trope|And still manages]] [[Legal Jailbait|to be]] [[Memetic Sex God|memetically sexy]] [[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant|anyway]].
** Later done with {{spoiler|[[Adorably Precocious Child|Negi]]}}, who was infamously a [[Memetic Sex God]] even ''before'' becoming a Vampire. It's left open whether he'll continue aging for a couple years before eternity sets in and halts it, or simply become male [[Legal Jailbait]].
* [[Jo JoJoJo's Bizarre Adventure|Dio Brando]]. So good [[Even the Guys Want Him]], and he's got five sons from five different mothers.
* In ''[[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]'', vampires are exceedingly [[Bishonen]]. Then again, it's [[CLAMP]]; [[The Beautiful Elite|deranged hobos are probably bishie there]].
* Both deBloodeaus, father and son, in ''[[Ghost Sweeper Mikami]]''. But it's mostly played for laughs.
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** The number of hot vampires continues to grow with the appearances of [[Cute Monster Girl|Jessica]], [[Friendly Neighborhood Vampire|Godrick]], [[Yandere|Lorena]], [[Stalker with a Crush|Franklin]], and [[Camp Gay|Talbot]].
** This is actually Lampshaded and Justified [[In-Universe]]. Vampire blood is prized for its healing powers and is often used as a recreational drug...with the side effect that it gives you vivid and intense sex dreams about the vampire it came from.
* Mitchell ([[Aidan Turner]]) from ''[[Being Human (UK)]]''.
* Mick St. John of ''[[Moonlight]]''. See also Josef, Coraline, and Lola.
* Nick Knight and Janette du Charme of ''[[Forever Knight]]''.
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** [[Fridge Logic|Is that...]][[Groin Attack|supposed to be a good thing...?]]
*** [[Fetish Fuel|Yes.]]
* The Lahmia bloodline of vampires in ''[[Warhammer Fantasy Battle]]'' consists entirely of gorgeous [[Femme Fatale|Femme Fatales]]. This stands them in marked contrast to the Necrarch and Strigoi bloodlines, who appear to be withered corpses and feral corpse-men, respectively. The Von Carstein and Blood Dragon lineages can go either way.
** It would be more accurate to say that the Blood Dragons go either way, as while the Von Carsteins don't quite have the same reputation as the Lahmians, they are still intensely charismatic aristocrats and more or less unanimously attractive. While the Blood Dragons still consist of a high proportion of aristocrats, and some of them act like they're in a courtly romance novel, the majority live in the woods or other out of the way places, training constantly and murdering anyone that they think might give a good fight, which is hardly conducive to attracting women.
** They are typically described in the novels as much more attractive than their miniatures, all of whom have their [[Game Face]] on.