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{{quote|'''Maitre D''': And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
'''Mr Creosote''': No.
'''Maitre D''': Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.
'''Mr Creosote''': No. Fuck off - I'm full...
'''Maitre D''': Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.
'''Mr Creosote''': Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
'''Maitre D''': Oh sir, just... just one...
'''Mr Creosote''': Oh all right. Just one.
'''Maitre D''': Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...
''(As the Maitre D' takes cover, Mr. Creosote swallows the mint, expands and then blows up dramatically, [[Squick|spewing vomit and guts on everyone and showing his open rib cage and still beating heart]].)''<br />
'''Maitre D''': Thank you, sir, and now the check.|''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''}}
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