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** The ridiculously named voodoo priestess in a following storyline was an eyeroller. Her revealing that you become a zombie by signing contracts with lots and lots of fine print (this during a drawn-out flashback, while back in real time one of the main characters' fates was hanging in the balance) was a huge wallbanger.
*** It gets worse. Turns out she wasn't in danger (it was an illusion caused by the priestess playing with the thermostat and the general discomfort that comes from getting bitten by very dirty teeth); when the priestess ''does'' try to kill her, she takes her down with some major telekinesis and goes home.
* From [[Pv PPvP]]: Francis and Marcy's ''relationship'' from the time she joined the magazine up until the [[Relationship Upgrade]]. Marcy frequently has only minimal emotional investment in the relationship, every so often pondering ending things until Francis does something big to impress her again. She's positively eager to find excuses to compete with Francis and show that she's better than him at everything. She's tried at least once to spark his jealousy, and yet she gets jealous if he even glances sideways at another woman. Sure, Francis is generally the biggest [[Jerkass]] of the cast, but he carries their relationship almost entirely on his own. It's not even that Marcy herself is a bad character; it's just that their relationship is often unpleasantly one-sided.
** Cole's almighty flipout after Francis and Marcy did the deed definitely qualifies. Okay, so they were only eighteen AFTER it happened, but he is still most certainly neither of their fathers and it's not his place to tell them what's right or wrong about what they did. And you'd think, given his attitude, that he'd be inclined to praise Rob's foresight in having condoms at all rather than include him in the flipout.
*** Mild [[Author Saving Throw]] at the end, with Robbie having enough of Cole's bitching and throwing the lot of them out.
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*** As expected, [[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]] had a field day with this one. [[Penny Arcade|Tycho]] claimed it was the First Horseman of the Apocalypse.
** [http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20081027 This strip,] which marked the end of a period of melodrama, pounds the [[Reset Button]] so hard that [http://webcomics.morganwick.com/2008/10/the-angst-o-meter-day-5/ it may qualify as a Wall Banger in itself].
** The comic dumped the entirety of Ethan and Lucas' relationship problems on their partners. Lucas and Kate had an open relationship, and it was just as much Lucas's fault as Kate's that she decided to make use of the "open" part. Instead, Kate is the one getting chewed out and forced to "apologize" and be "forgiven" even as other characters pointed this logic out to him. Then there's Lilah, who, on top of following an increasingly bizarre series of [[Character Derailment|character derailments]] ("My boyfriend cheated on me? Well gee, why don't I run off to Italy with the last boyfriend who I broke up with because he cheated on me?"), ended up taking the entire blame for being too hard on Ethan...even though many of her complaints about his [[Anti -Sue]] nature made ''sense'' to the readers. In the end, the only thing Ethan got knocked for was not communicating. Oh, and right after all this relationship turmoil...they got married. Hello, [[Fridge Logic]]!
** ''[[Ctrl Alt Del]]'' had [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Bangers]] even before the miscarriage. For instance:
*** Lucas asks some religious strawmen why the Gods of Video Gaming can't be real and the strawmen are ''utterly confounded''. It's a valid point but to think that the clergy don't have an argument for it is preposterous.
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***** There are few people in the world who would not want to beat the hell out of Ethan after interacting with him for more than ten seconds.
*** [[Secret Test of Character|The way Lucas and Kate met]] implies that [[Unfortunate Implications|women are only worth as much as their appearance]]. Tim's backpedaling after being rightfully called out on it didn't help.
* ''[[Chugworth Academy]]'' had just returned from a long hiatus and had only sporadic updates. Then the artist, David Cheung, drew a comic showing Jade Raymond (noted attractive producer of [[Assassin's Creed (Video Game)|Assassin's Creed]]) as a [[Brainless Beauty]] giving head and being in the middle of bukkake with nerds. Then the artist whined on his deviantART journal about how dA was so unfair for deleting the picture when the deletion was enforcing the rules he agreed to to join the site. [http://teh-dave.deviantart.com/journal/15581987/ He said] he was parodying gamers' [[Hello, Nurse!|attitude]] towards Miss Raymond, but he was clearly a little wide of the mark. More than a few feminist bloggers and, as it came out, Raymond's co-workers, did not take kindly to the implication that Raymond was implied to be so stupid as to be incapable of saying the word "creative" and noted that the comic said more about the artist's misogyny. [[Sarcasm Mode|In a completely unrelated development]], Chugworth has lost most of its readers since that incident.
{{quote| '''Q: What is a "moralfag"?'''<br />
''A: A moralfag is a person who's principals are so far wedged up their own backside that they believe that any any remotely derogatory commentary made on anyone else is unacceptable, unfounded, sexist, racist and, possibly, EVIL. That is, of course, unless they are the ones doing it. [[Hypocrite|Moralfags are also utterly convinced that their view of morality is the ONLY view, and anyone who disagrees can GTFOTHX!]]''<br />
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* [[Dragon Ball Multiverse]] had an alternate universe Bojack murder Universe 16 Pan in their fight. Later on, Universe 16 Bra was to fight against Zangya who was Bojack's girlfriend. Universe 16 Vegetto takes her aside and tells her that if she kills or even hurts Zangya in their fight, he'd pull her from the tournament as she needs to control her anger after nearly killing him when they fought Broly. Their fight starts and Bra IMMEDIATELY flips her lid, goes Super Saiyan and murders Zangya in one punch. After Zangya is announced dead, Bra tells Vegetto she did her best and he ''agrees''. Apparently to Vegetto, murdering your opponent in one hit is adequately controlling your anger if you didn't want to kill them. One more reason Bra is the author's personal [[Jerk Sue]].
** The limiters placed on the older Saiyans of Universe 18 (Goku and Vegeta) are based on age. The French novel implied that Vegeta is a little stronger than Goku without including his [[Super Mode|Super Saiyan]] [[Up to Eleven|3]] form. How could Vegeta be stronger than (or on par with) Goku (with the limiters considered) if Goku started off stronger than Vegeta and [[Plot Hole|HE'S AT LEAST TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM?]]
* Goddamn ''Liz'' from [[Cool Cat Studio]]. All the way through the comic's final chapter she acts like a manipulative, self-absorbed asshole. Your lovers see in you what they want to see after you deliberately project an image of a mysterious sexy woman so you can emotionally protect yourself? Dump them without a second thought because they don't know the 'real you'. You know the woman you're dating has a husband in Iraq? Fuck it, not your problem. Your friend's boyfriend has a temporary [[Freak -Out]] when he sees his newly born child has a 'condition'? Tell him you plan to use your friend's desperation to get into a relationship with her because she's [[Replacement Goldfish|close enough]] to the person you really want. The woman you love is having a rough patch with her de facto partner? Sleep with her! But when the story finally comes to a close, does Liz ''ever'' get any sort of come-uppance for the way she's been acting? Oh sure, just a great tearful send-off where she lovingly parts with her friends and finally starts coming emotionally close to a lover. Just what she deserves, right? '''''*WHAM*'''''
 
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