Warbreaker/Funny
- Lightsong is often a walking Funny Moment.
Lightsong: [Regarding a game he doesn't actually know the rules to] You have to understand the playing field, and learn to get inside the mind of the sphere. Think like it does, reason as it might. |
- His banter with Blushweaver is particularly hilarious.
Lightsong: I've actually considered expanding the theory. I am now proposing to believe that God--or the universe, or time, or whatever--is all really just a drunk monkey. |
- The scripted conversation. All of it. 'Blushweaver says something about politics which is dreadfully boring but she offsets it by wriggling her chest.'
- Llarimar constantly reminding Lightsong of his godhood and the effects it has.
Llarimar: You can't go mad. It's impossible. |
- Just the whole scene where Siri walks right up to the God King... and starts faking her uh, wifely duties. This being the God that everyone has been telling her is terrifying and merciless and will kill her if she shows any sign of disrespect.
- Denth gets one too. Regarding Vasher:
- Lightsong needs to see Allmother. Allmother doesn't want to see Lightsong. What does he do? RAISE HELL.
Priestess: My pardons, Your Grace, but I have already asked fourteen times. Goddess Allmother is growing impatient with your requests, and she instructed me not to respond to them anymore. |
- And when that doesn't work? Plan B:
Lightsong: Hum, she's getting better. Well, I guess there's nothing to be done. Scoot, set up my pavilion here in front of her palace. I'm going to be sleeping here tonight. |
- Gets even better when Allmother finally lets Lightsong in:
Allmother: (gestures to the captured squirrel) This is yours, I am told? |
- Denth and Tonk Fah interactions are always amusing:
Viviena: You're worried that I'll mess things up, aren't you? |
- Then a little while later:
Tonk: Flood. |
- Vasher and Vivenna get chuckle-worthy moment too.
Vivenna: Should have called you Wartlover the Ugly. |