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{{quote| '''''[[AC:"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries [[The Emperor]] has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom [[Human Sacrifice|a thousand souls are sacrificed every day]], so that he may never truly die.<br />
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Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the [[Space Marine|Space Marines]], bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the [[Redshirt Army|Imperial Guard]] and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant [[State Sec|Inquisition]] and the tech-priests of the [[Machine Worship|Adeptus Mechanicus]] to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and [[Eldritch Abomination|worse.]]<br />
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[[Crapsack World|To be a man in such times is to be]] [[A Million Is a Statistic|one amongst untold billions]]. It is to live in [[Dystopia|the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable]]. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future [[Hopeless War|there is only war]]. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and [[God Is Evil|the laughter of thirsting gods.]]"]]''''' <ref>Now to lighten the mood! Read this aloud in your most [[Large Ham|hamtastic]] voice!</ref> }}
 
{{quote| -- '''The standard intro to every written work from the 40K universe'''}}
 
For more quotes from within the WH40K universe, see The Lexicanum [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Category:Quotes Quotes Index.] And we mean '''''[[Archive Panic|more]]'''''.
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{{quote|''"An example is the best way to explain it. There's a god of hope, and the god of freaking '''hope''' is '''evil'''."''|'''[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4124535&postcount=6 SurlySeraph on the GITP boards]'''.}}
 
{{quote|'''Gabe''': Well, isn't the enemy of your enemy, like, your friend? Or whatever? Can't they team up?<br />
'''Tycho''': Not exactly. In this setting, the enemy of your enemy is still a floating, greasy, armored ''brain''.<br />
'''Gabe''': Well, what about his enemy? Maybe you could be friends with him.<br />
'''Tycho''': No, because ''that'' guy is a mechanical horror in an undying battle shell. He sails from world to world in a flying tomb, serving gods who eat ''hope''.|''[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/03/05 Penny Arcade]''.}}
 
{{quote|'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? And we move them. ''Manually''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do ''math'' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles or explosions. We use our ''imaginations'', like a couple of ''savages''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.<br />
'''Lucas''': These guys here have ''chainsaw'' ''swords''.<br />
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ''ever''.|''[http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061101 Ctrl+ Alt+ Del]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Run like frak!"''|'''[[Ciaphas Cain]]''' provides the best advice for self-assurance in the 40K setting in history.}}
 
{{quote| ''"Catholic Space Nazis sound like awesome villains, how can they be the heroes?"''<br />
''"By comparison."'' }}
 
{{quote|''"All I know is that it ends very badly. For one side."''<br />
''"This is WH40K. It's very badly for all sides, and it never ends."''|'''[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=155666&page=4 A discussion] on how [[Prototype (video game)|Alex Mercer]] would fare in the 40K universe.'''}}