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'''Next Guy''': Eh? What chores?<br />
'''Thrud''': Mine's a pint - cheers! }}
* Batman uses the Henway joke in order to defeat a telepathic cyclops, in ''[[
== [[Film]] -- Animated ==
* ''[[
{{quote| '''Pumbaa:''' [[Hakuna Matata]] is our motto.<br />
'''Simba:''' What's a motto?<br />
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'''Pumbaa:''' What sarong?<br />
'''Timon:''' Nothing, what's-a wrong with you? }}
* In ''[[
{{quote| "What's an aquifer?"<br />
"Well... it's fer aqua!" }}
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{{quote| '''Kermit:''' Gonzo! What are you doing?<br />
'''Gonzo:''' About seven knots! }}
* ''[[Man
{{quote| '''Pita''': "What's your girlfriend's name?"<br />
'''Creasy''': "Nunya."<br />
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{{quote| How much Keefe is in this movie anyway?<br />
Miles O' Keefe! }}
* [[A Hard
{{quote| '''Norm''': "Ringo, what are you up to?"<br />
'''Ringo''': (peering from magazine) "Page five." }}
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== [[Literature]] ==
* In the novel ''Fallen Angels'' by [[Larry Niven]], Jerry Pournelle, and Michael Flynn, an astrophysicist goes to torturous lengths to include the abbreviation SNU (meaning "Solar Neutrino Unit", and pronounced "snew") into a conversation, just so the person he is talking to can ask "What's SNU?" The inevitable response is "Nothing much. What's new with you?"
** The same "joke" was in ''[[Pogo (
** Hawkeye set up the same joke in an episode of ''[[M*A*S*H
* ''[[Charlie and
{{quote| They passed a yellow door on which it said: STOREROOM NUMBER 77--ALL THE BEANS, CACAO BEANS, COFFEE BEANS, JELLY BEANS, AND HAS BEANS.<br />
"''Has beans?''" cried Violet Beauregarde. <br />
"You're one yourself!" said Mr. Wonka. "There's no time for arguing! Press on, press on!" }}
* In the ''[[Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
* In ''[[
* In ''[[The Name of the Wind]]'' by [[Patrick Rothfuss]], the [[Cloudcuckoolander|mad girl Auri]] lives in the space beneath the Arcanum, which she calls "the Underthing." When Kvothe asks her to show him around, intending to sneak into the library, she feigns shock at his audacity in asking to see her Underthing.
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* Subverted in ''[[
** And it just goes straight downhill from there.
{{quote| '''Rimmer:''' Would you like a wormdo?<br />
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"What's a butfore?"<br />
"If you don't know, you'd better stop eating!" }}
* Running gag in the ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' episode ''[[First Spaceship
{{quote| '''Crow:''' Hey, Joel, what's a Herringway?<br />
'''Joel:''' About a pound... }}
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'''Jo:''' What does "plinge" mean?<br />
'''Doctor:''' Oh, for heaven's sake, Jo; I've just told you. It means "thraskin". }}
* You can pretty much make a drinking game out of this trope watching ''[[Rowan and
* Murray from ''[[Flight of the Conchords]]'' is a constant source of these when it comes to artists and albums:
{{quote| '''Murray:''' Look; when you're in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend - past or present. ... You get a love triangle, you know? Fleetwood Mac situation. ... Well there- there was four of them, so more of a love square-- but you know; no one gets on. Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.<br />
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''[cut to shot of audience cracking up]'' }}
* One in Spanish: The Mexican comedian Chespirito had a character, the old and crotchety ''Doctor Chapatín''. The doctor always carried a paper bag which would never play any part whatsoever in the plot, except to punch whoever dared to say that he was old (this happened [[Once an Episode]]). But once, his nurse and one patient asked him directly about the paper bag and he finally answered: ''"Tengo queles" "¿Queles?" "Qué les importa"'' (that could be roughly translated as ''"It's nunya." "Nunya?" "Nunya business"'').
* The radio and television versions of ''[[
{{quote| '''Arthur:''' "You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."<br />
'''Ford:''' "Why? What'd she tell you?"<br />
'''Arthur:''' [Exasperated] "I don't know, I ''wasn't listening''!" }}
* In the ''[[M*A*S*H
{{quote| '''Hawkeye:''' Sulfa...where's the sulfa?<br />
'''Margaret:''' The sulfa's in the living room.<br />
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{{quote| '''Larry:''' Say, George, there's a hole dug in your front porch. <br />
'''George:''' I get it, Larry. I'm supposed to say, "What's a hole dug?" Ha ha. }}
* From an episode of ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel
{{quote| '''Will''': That's ''dis''.<br />
'''Carlton''': I don't care if it's dis, dat or the other thing! }}
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'''Peter:''' Yeah. Yeah, Henrietta.<br />
'''John:''' Did he, did he, I'm sorry to hear that. }}
* In one episode of ''[[
{{quote| '''Interviewer''' What does the S stand for?<br />
'''Blackadder''' Sodoff.<br />
'''Interviewer''' Yes, I guess it's really none of my business... }}
* ''[[Crime Story]]'' - at a block party cookout, Polish cop Krychek is quizzing black cop Clemmons on Polish food. When he gets to ''garachki'' Clemmons is stumped - turns out it's what you use to open a garage door.
* ''[[
{{quote| '''Lacey:''' We could play euchre.<br />
'''Oscar:''' ''Euchre''? I hardly know 'er!<br />
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'''Jason:''' The VCR... a couple of magazines... dad's bowling trophy... probably a thin layer of dust, too. }}
* ''[[Pearls Before Swine]]'' also loves this trope, including a character who says he's "Justin from Chicago," which causes Pig to become confused when Justin says he's been in town for six months.
* ''[[Pogo (
{{quote| ''Good King Sauerkraut, look out!''<br />
''On his feets uneven''<br />
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'''Greenslade''': "Yes."<br />
'''Seagoon''': "Stand by for Easter Eggs!" }}
* ''[[
{{quote| '''Tim:''' You know, the other day I was walking through the town, and I overheard two women speaking. One of them said "My husband's gone to the West Indies," and the second one said "Jamaicim?"...and the first one hit her.}}
** Or this exchange, taking place in the West Indies:
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== [[Web Comics]] ==
* ''[[Arthur, King of Time and Space]]'' is fond of this one.
* [[The Non
** Of course not, Wonderella wouldn't fall for any joke that Clonerella knew unless she had [[Cloudcuckoolander|spaced out]].
* ''[[Tweep]]'' has [[Grumpy Bear]] Jack, when asked if he was ready for the night's outing, announce he has [http://www.tweep.com/comic/?date=06-05-06 twisted his courage to the sticking place].
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'''Jack:''' I'd say. }}
* One ''[[Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]]'' has the "buttfor" variation being played by a priest administering to a criminal on death row.
* In ''[[
* [[
* Pulled twice in [http://nedroid.com/2010/08/whats-that/ this] [[Nedroid]] comic, the second one's in the mouseover text.
* The "updog" version was [http://coachrandom.zzl.org/Chronological/comic-043.xml used], then [http://coachrandom.zzl.org/Chronological/comic-058.xml subverted] on [[Coach Random]].
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
* In ''[[Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
{{quote| '''Buster:''' I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!<br />
'''Pa Gator:''' No, that's big-a me!<br />
'''[[Rimshot]]''' }}
* "Drool, the Dog-faced Goblin," an episode of ''[[
{{quote| '''Egon:''' This isn't hail. This is hominy grits!<br />
'''Ray:''' Okay, boss, I'll-a bite. How-many-grits a' you think-a we see? }}
* In ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer
{{quote| '''Mole:''' Did you get ze mirror?<br />
'''Stan:''' Got it.<br />
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'''Kyle:''' What's a buttfor?<br />
'''Mole:''' For pooping, silly. *lights and drags on a smoke, presumably celebrating a well-laid trap* }}
* On ''[[The Simpsons (
{{quote| '''Homer:''' What's a Tim Conway?<br />
'''Tim Conway:''' About 120 pounds. }}
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{{quote| '''Bart''': Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now.<br />
'''Hugh Jass''': All right. Better luck next time. ''*Hangs up*'' What a nice young man. }}
* Herb Penguin does the old-fashioned one to Don in an opening to ''[[
* From ''[[
{{quote| '''Ratso:''' What's a Babylonian urn?<br />
'''Finn:''' Probably more than we do! }}
* ''[[Arthur (
{{quote| "You're last, Arthur. You're a henway!"<br />
"What's a henway?"<br />
"About 5 pounds." }}
* In ''[[
* Comes up twice in one conversation in the ''[[Sushi Pack]]'' episode "Where No Truth Lies." First, when the Sushi Pack ask Officer Flume "What do you have?" (meaning the crime) and she replies, "Oh, it's nothing, just a little cold." She then tells them about The Prevaricator, who made off with the mayor's prized collection:
{{quote| '''Officer Flume''': Anyway, go up to the ski lodge and talk to him.<br />
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'''Joker:''' "Nothing much, you?" }}
* Cole's Law: {{spoiler|Thinly sliced cabbage, with mayonnaise and carrots.}}
* [[Harry Potter (
{{quote| '''Lupin:''' Harry, I have to tell you something. I'm a werewolf.<br />
'''Harry:''' Are you fucking serious?<br />
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"Jamaica?"<br />
"No, she wanted to go." }}
** This one's ascended a bit since the [[
** Done in a Blues round (in calypso form) by ''[[
{{quote| I woke up dis morning, my wife had gone<br />
To de West Indies for de sun.<br />
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** Or the alternate version:
{{quote| "Jakarta?"<br />
[[I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again
[[Jeeves and Wooster (TV series)|No, she went by boat!]] }}
** The folks at RPGMP3.com subverted this one along with some other jokes ("My dog has no nose." "How does he smell?" "He doesn't, he has no nose.") in one of their audio reviews:
{{quote| My wife's gone to Jamaica.<br />
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'''Person B''': Cod bait.<br />
'''Person A''': Right? Now, what do you catch an eyemaster with?<br />
'''Person B''': [[A Date
* In the Michael Lewis [[Nonfiction]] book ''The Big Short'', he describes a hedge fund manager named Mike Burry who wrote a proposal for a new fund, "Milton's Opus", dedicated to making a specific kind of trade Burry had developed an interest in. The book continues with a parenthetical:
{{quote| ("The first question was always, 'What's Milton's Opus?'" He'd say, "''[[Paradise Lost]]''," but that usually just raised another question.)}}
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