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{{quote|I'm going to fix [[Calling the Old Man Out|this]] like I fix [[Comedic Sociopathy|every other problem]] in my life: [[Whip It Good|by whipping]] [[Abusive Parents|everybody within]] [[Axe Crazy|a five-hundred-yard radius]]!|'''Hank Ishtar''', ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series''}}
{{quote|'''Usagi''' /draws her Scepter. "Well, I might as well try this sucker. Though goodness knows how I'm supposed to 'cleanse' a pile of rocks."
'''<< Usagi : Cast > Halation : Rubble >>'''
< Rubble destroyed! Plesiosaurs freed!
'''Usagi''': "…no kidding."|[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11918608&postcount=184 Shadowjack's recap] of ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' episode 67}}
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{{quote|''Black Adam, the [[Knight Templar]] madman [[Physical God|with the same powers as]] [[Shazam|Captain Marvel]], is rampaging around and slaughtering the planet. [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|The whole thing]]''.<br />
'''Natasha Irons:''' "What are we supposed to do now?"<br />
'''John Henry Irons ([[Steel]]):''' "[[Drop the Hammer|Grab your hammer]]."|''[[
{{quote|'''Thief:''' Okay, this should be simple enough. I can steal anything that isn't nailed down or on fire. I'm dealing with neither of these things now. This is just an incorporeal force locked inside an arcane orb of solid crystal by magical forces beyond my comprehension while the embodiment of death itself looms over my soon to be corpse.|''[[8-Bit Theater
{{quote|''"When you have absolute dominion over the insect kingdom, you tend to think every problem is just a matter of finding the right volume of bees to throw at it."''|'''[[Cracked.com]]'s [http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-ridiculously-badass-protesters-ever-photographed/ The 8 Most Ridiculously Badass Protesters Ever Photographed]'''}}
{{quote|'''Ajak:''' Wait. Are you trying to say... the backup strategy of the great warrior god handpicked by the wise Athena herself to save ''all the pantheons'' and the world of men... is to find the enemy... and to ''hit'' him?
'''Hercules:''' What do you want from me? I punch stuff, it falls down. That's the only "strategy" I've ever needed.|''[[The Incredible Hercules]] #119''}}
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{{quote|When the only tool you have is a [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaw]], every problem looks like hours of fun.|'''Unknown'''}}
{{quote|'''Buffy:''' "Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?"
'''Giles:''' "She's not a vampire."
'''Buffy:''' "You'd be surprised how many things that'll kill."|''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', "The Wish"}}
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