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'''[[Funetik Aksent|Oggie]]:''' ''Hey!'' [[Don't Explain the Joke|Iz like hyu vife iz callink hyu a fool wit-out]] ''[[Don't Explain the Joke|ektually]]'' --<br />
'''Master Payne:''' You cannot ''possibly'' be as stupid as you act.<br />
'''[[Funetik Aksent|Oggie]]:''' ...[[Comically Missing the Point|Ken if I]] ''[[Comically Missing the Point|vants]]'' [[Comically Missing the Point|to be]]!|''[[
If there's anything too stupid for even a single person to think of, it hasn't been invented yet. The characters stumble upon an unbelievable con, or see a television spot that makes particularly outrageous claims.
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If you don't want someone to do it, you are clearly [[Tempting Fate]] to say this.
In some universes, this is a [[Spanner in
May be followed by a [[Gilligan Cut]], [[Answer Cut]], or [[Inadvertent Entrance Cue]].
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== Anime & Manga ==
* In one episode of ''[[
* In the first season finale of ''[[
* In the anime episode of ''[[Ranma ½
** In the manga, Ranma says this when Akane wins a bathing suit that supposedly makes anyone capable of swimming like a pro Olympian just by wearing it. Shortly afterwards, it turns out that it really does work.
{{quote| '''Ranma:''' There's no such thing as a bathing suit which makes a person able to swim. There is no one in the world dumb enough that would believe such a thing!<br />
'''Akane:''' Hey! How do I look? }}
* A [[Badass]] version of this occurs when episode twelve of ''[[
{{quote| '''Yoko:''' Unfortunately, we ''are'' that stupid.}}
* A variation happened in ''[[Higurashi no Naku Koro
* Played with on ''[[
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (
{{quote| '''O'Brien:''' There's no way he'll attack head on.<br />
'''Judai:''' Battle! Featherman, direct attack! }}
** The dub actually does one better, and changes the first line to "There's no way he's dumb enough to attack me."
* In ''[[
* A variant appears in ''[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]''.
{{quote| '''Kyon:''' Who would ever believe that?<br />
'''Koizumi:''' I was hoping that you might. }}
* In the first episode of ''[[
* ''[[
* This is practically a [[Running Gag]] in Gintama whenever Hijikata would ask who would be dumb enough to (action), cue Kondo doing said action.
* In ''[[Shinryaku
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{{quote| '''Sam:''' It smells like some kind of high-tech waste material compactor. They'll never think we were so incredibly stupid as to hide in here.<br />
'''Max:''' That's right! Nobody's ''that'' stupid. }}
* In a ''[[
* In one ''[[Garfield (Comic Strip)|Garfield]]'' strip, a TV-commercial is [[Brutal Honesty|blatantly stating]] "Are you a complete loser without any taste? Then we've got the thing for you!". Cue [[Garfield Minus Garfield|Jon coming in the room]]: "Hey, I've got three of those."
* Happens a lot with Smiffy from ''[[The Beano]]''.
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== Fan Works ==
* Occurs in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series
{{quote| '''Yami:''' Does anyone here really believe that guy is a ghost?<br />
'''Tristan:''' I do!<br />
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== Films -- Live-Action ==
* In ''[[
{{quote| '''Dark Helmet:''' So the combination is 1 2 3 4 5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!<br />
''[[Brick Joke|(later...)]]''<br />
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{{quote| '''Gambol:''' You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!<br />
'''The Joker:''' ''(deadpan)'' Yeah. }}
* When the Nazis demand that Indy hand over the Grail Diary in ''[[Indiana Jones and
== Literature ==
* Somewhat [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshaded]] in the ''[[
{{quote| "No one would be that stu--"<br />
Susan stopped. Of course someone would be that stupid. Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible do it. If you put a switch in a cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "[[The End of the World
** Shows up a lot in ''Discworld'', in fact. In ''[[Discworld
{{quote| Any true wizard, faced with a sign like "Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kidding. Opening this door will mean the end of the universe," would ''automatically'' open the door in order to see what all the fuss was about.}}
* In ''[[Harry Potter (Franchise)/Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets|Harry Potter]]'', Ron wonders what teacher would be dumb enough to fall for the trio's planned deception about why they want a potions book in the Restricted Section of the library, having apparently temporarily forgotten that Lockhart is their Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher that year.
* In ''[[Honor Harrington
* In Norman Spinrad's [[Alternate History]] novel ''[[
* In [[Shadows of the Empire]], several of the good guys' common-sense violating tactics are cited to work because the opposition wouldn't expect anyone to try them in the first place. Lando eventually [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] this.
{{quote| '''Lando''': ''(On the subject of infiltrating Xizor's palace)'' Let me get this straight; you want us to wade through ''sewage'' to get into this place?<br />
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*** [[Justified Trope|Justified]] in that the [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Master]] was using the sound of drums rhythm to semi-brainwash the populace into voting for him.
* On ''[[Top Gear]]'', while Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson are discussing a car which (theoretically) generates enough down force to drive upside-down (on the ceiling of a tunnel) at speed. Hammond mentions that the car's manufacturers have found the right tunnel and the right speed but they can't find a driver. Clarkson immediately volunteers Hammond to do it.
* ''[[
* In the "Fans vs. Favorites" season of ''[[Survivor (TV series)|Survivor]]'', the Black Widow Brigade (Natalie, Amanda, Cirie, and Parvati) run into a problem when the last remaining outsider, Erik, wins immunity which will force them to vote one of their allies out. Cirie suggests to Natalie that she try to get Erik to give the immunity necklace to her by telling him that he's annoyed them so much that he won't be able to get enough votes to win unless he makes some grand gesture to the jury, to which Natalie replies, "No one would fall for that. I mean, who would be that gullible?" Still, she doesn't have much of a choice, so she goes along with the plan. And it ''[[Crazy Enough to Work|works]]''.
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== Radio ==
* Any use of this type of question on ''[[
{{quote| '''Seagoon:''' Who would be idiot enough... Who would be idiot enough! To be dressed up as a German Admiral, and thrown overboard from a submarine?<br />
'''Lew:''' Don't worry! Look, I got an idiot in this box here who's been specially drowned for the job!<br />
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== Video Games ==
* In ''[[
** Although you don't need to hit the head at all. It's just that in the first play through you can't do enough damage to overcome its [[Healing Factor]].
** You can also shoot it in the face with a pistol.
* In ''[[
* One town in ''[[Breath of Fire]] 4'' is filled with traps designed to scare away intruders. Fall for one particular trap and you'll be told by an amused villager that "not even the animals are dumb enough to fall for that one!"
* ''[[Endless Frontier]]'' has this exchange.
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'''Kaguya:''' Haaakeeeennnn! Eeeeeee! }}
* The copy protection material (a joke newspaper) for ''[[Space Quest]] 5'' has an advertisement that clearly invokes this trope: "Are you a complete moron? Do you anything people tell you to? That's great! Send a copy of all your banking information to..."
* Lampshaded and parodied when Elaine gives Guybrush her [[Chekhov's Gun|wedding ring]] in ''[[
{{quote| '''Guybrush:''' Aw, come on. Who's absent-minded enough to lose TWO wedding rings?<br />
'''[[Chekhov's Boomerang|Pyrite Parrot]]:''' *Squawk* It's me, Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!<br />
'''Guybrush:''' Shut up, you! }}
* In ''[[
== Web Animation ==
* On ''[[
** In "record book", Coach Z attempts to set a record for "longest time singing the 'I'm Just Me' song while hopping on one foot with nine pieces of bubblegum stuck to your face". While Strong Bad is in the middle of decrying the record as "random crap that nobody would ever do", we cut to Homsar doing exactly what Coach Z described.
== Web Comics ==
* [http://www.webcomicsnation.com/users/narbonic/050202.jpg This] ''[[
* [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0697.html This page] of ''[[The Order of the Stick
{{quote| '''Roy:''' This desert is so unbelievably large that anyone with more than two brain cells would know better than to try searching the whole thing.<br />
''(a few panels later)''<br />
'''Elan:''' OK, so how do we search the rest of the desert?<br />
'''Roy:''' Elan, I just said that anyone with more than two-... Elan, the desert is too big to search the whole thing. }}
* In ''[[
* [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/5/30/ This] ''[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'' strip, in which Tycho's niece Annarchy wonders what sort of "pea-brained monkey man" conventions like E3 are supposed to appeal to. Apparently, Gabe is one of those pea-brained monkey men.
* ''[[
{{quote| '''Kin:''' They were first created long ago by a wizard who hated trespassers. Now they grow wild in some areas. They're only a danger to the dumbest of individuals.<br />
''(Kin and Forgath shares a look)''<br />
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** Throughout the series, Odie has repeatedly made his first appearance in an episode after the use of this trope, to the point that Garfield began lampshading it. "Six seasons and he's never missed a cue." Also lampshaded in a segment on comedy method, where at one point, Garfield talks about comedy timing, and demonstrates by using some variation on this trope, followed by Odie jumping in, with some kind of costume.
** However this is subverted at one point, when Garfield asks who would be dumb enough to be out in the middle of a blizzard... and Odie appears right beside him, causing Garfield to comment that not even he was stupid enough to be out there.
* In the episode "Why Must I be a Crustacean in Love" of ''[[
{{quote| '''Leela:''' I wonder why Dr. Zoidberg is acting this way. Out of all of us he always seemed the most normal.<br />
'''Zoidberg:''' ''(with rubber bands holding his claws shut)'' I am normal. Amy, take off these rubber bands and I'll show you how normal I am!<br />
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'''Prof. Farnsworth:''' Good news everyone, [[Ironic Echo Cut|Hermes and I have started a Bender protest group.]]<br />
'''Zoidberg:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|That was uncanny!]] }}
* In the ''[[
* ''[[
* From the ''[[
{{quote| '''Ratchet:''' You're gonna destroy the city! You wouldn't ''dare'' do something ''THAT'' stupid!!<br />
'''Wreck-Gar:''' [[Verbal Tic|I am Wreck-Gar]]! [[Mythology Gag|I DARE to be stupid]]! '''[[Oh Crap|I WILL DESTROY THE WHOLE CITY!]]''' }}
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** This happens at least twice to Bumblebee in season one ("You mean they actually sell spare parts on the open market? What kind of malfunction would be crass enough to buy this stuff?), and he does it to himself in the [[Grand Finale]].
{{quote| '''Bumblebee:''' Who'd be crazy enough to volunteer for that mission? ''(beat)'' Why's everyone looking at me? Why's everyone [[The Bait|always]] looking at me?}}
* In ''[[The Simpsons (
{{quote| '''Homer:''' Yeah, they pulled it off the market when they found out it was toxic. But I figure, if you're stupid enough to eat it, you deserve to die. ''BART!''<br />
'''Bart:''' ''(spraying Funny Foam into his mouth)'' What? }}
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'''Daphne:''' Speaking of dimwits, where are Shaggy and Scooby?<br />
'''All:''' [[Oh Crap|Uh-oh]]... }}
* Invoked by Don Karnage in ''[[
* In the "Joker's Millions" episode of ''[[Batman: The Animated Series
{{quote| '''Harvey Bullock:''' Maybe she went down the laundry chute.<br />
'''Dr. Leeland:''' None of these yahoos are crazy enough to pull that old stunt.<br />
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* In ''[[The Venture Bros]]'' Season 3 premiere, we learn in a flashback that The Monarch used to work as Phantom Limb's henchman while moonlighting as The Monarch and seduced Dr. Girlfriend during this period. When Phantom Limb catches them in the act, he doesn't recognize him (as he's off uniform) and demands he identify himself. The Monarch then makes up the name "Manotaur" on the spot after [[Line-of-Sight Name|looking at the big "M" on the hood of the Monarchmobile]]. Phantom Limb is then summoned by the Council and before leaving tells "Manotaur" he is now on Phantom Limb's "shit list". The present Dr. Girlfriend, who is learning of this via video footage, claims it's impossible that Phantom Limb (probably the most competent and intelligent villain on the show) would be stupid enough to fail to recognize his own henchman. [[Brick Joke|In the episode's epilogue]], we see {{spoiler|a still living but injured}} Phantom Limb descending on a retired, completely innocent, and looking-nothing-like-the-Monarch Manotaur...
{{quote| '''Phantom Limb:''' ''No one'' "retires" from Phantom Limb's ''shit list!''}}
* In ''[[Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow]]'', when the gang infiltrates Ultron's base:
{{quote| '''Azari:''' There's no-one here. Maybe Ultron assumed no-one would be dumb enough to sneak in.<br />
'''Pym:''' HA! We showed him! We '''are''' dumb enough! }}
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''(cut to Charlie Brown standing on the pitcher's mound)''<br />
'''Charlie Brown:''' Where is everybody? We're supposed to have a ballgame today! }}
* In the ''[[
{{quote| '''Mr. Plotz:''' There must be someone who can deliver this stuff / But where can I find someone stupid enough?}}
* In the ''[[
{{quote| '''Frylock:''' ''(reading e-mail)'' "Go down to the park and step into the rainbow and you'll be [[Get Rich Quick Scheme|rich with gold]]. [[Chain Letter|Forward this to 20 people]] or '''[[Disproportionate Retribution|we will burn your brain from the inside.]] Go down to the damn park'''." Man, [[Who Would Be Stupid Enough...?|who would be stupid enough]] to check this out?<br />
''[[Gilligan Cut|(cut to Carl, waiting at the park)]]''<br />
'''Carl:''' All right, I'm gonna give this rainbow thing another five minutes, and if it doesn't show up quick, then I am going down to the store and get a hot-rod magazine. (They got the chick with the boobs.) }}
* Used indirectly on ''[[Invader Zim]]''. The episode "Bad Bad Rubber Piggy" opens on an episode of Professor Membrane's show about time travel. After demonstrating [[Butterfly of Doom|the consequences of time travel]], Membrane proclaims "anyone who would build a space-time object replacement device is a complete ''moron''!". Guess what Zim's doing at that exact moment?
* In the [[Beach Episode]] of ''[[Jimmy Two
* Lampshaded in an episode of ''[[
* At least once, the narrator would ask "But who would be stupid enough to [plot contrivance]?" as a lead-in to an entry by [[Rocky and Bullwinkle|Bullwinkle]] - "''I'' would!"
* In the ''[[
{{quote| '''Cameraman''': Naw, come on. D'ya really think anyone will fall for somethin' that stupid?<br />
'''[[Answer Cut|Cartman]]''': Six hundred dollars, you guys! Come on, get your stuff together! }}
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** Especially when it's winter in Russia (as was the case with Hitler).
*** Actually, he started the invasion in June. It took longer than expected. The Nazis actually expected to launch their attack on May 1, but had to delay for six weeks to conquer Yugoslavia. Many historians speculate that the extra six weeks of warm weather in Russia might have resulted in victory.
** [[The Princess Bride (
** Only one man has actually successfully conquered Russia. That was [[wikipedia:Batu Khan|Batu Khan]] (who was almost as [[Badass]] as [[The Scourge of God|his grandfather Genghis]]). And Russia wasn't united at the time.
*** Though by ''not'' being dumb enough to try in the middle of another war anything more than a short campaign to punish princes who killed his ambassadors. Being strong and unobtrusive made Horde attractive, so when the prince of the richest Russian city had to choose whether to deal with them or the Crusaders, he bothered to travel all the way to Batu and became his son's "[[blood Brother|blood brothers]]" to join as a client-state.
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