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== [[Wikipedia]] ==
 
== Wikipedia is ruled by [[Nineteen Eighty -Four|Big Brother]]. ==
[http[wikipedia://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:1984 |It's obvious and admitted]]. We have never been at war with Uncyclopedia <sup>''[citation needed]''</sup>
== Wikipedia is in fact [[Superman (Comic Book)|Brainiac]]. ==
The fifth ''[[The Dark Tower]]'' book has the characters fighting {{spoiler|robots}} based on [[Fantastic Four (Comic Book)|Doctor Doom]]. This indicates that the [[Marvel Universe]] exists somewhere out there in the [[The Multiverse|Multiverse]]. Since Marvel characters have occasionally crossed over with DC characters, it follows that [[The DCU]] also exists. Finally, since Roland and Eddie in ''The Dark Tower'' visit the [[Real Life|real world]], it logically follows that any character from the DCU would also be able to access reality. Superman's enemy, Brainiac, exists to acquire all knowledge in the universe and then destroy it so no new knowledge can appear. Wikipedia is currently doing an excellent job of amassing every piece of data on Earth into one single entity; other planets with their own Internets presumably have similar projects going on. (This refers to the Brainiac from Superman the Animated Series.)
* The recent citation crackdown indicates it may already be moving towards the destruction phase.
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== Alternatively, Wikipedia is the [[Futurama|Brainspawn]]'s Infosphere. ==
[httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20180920163109/https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Wikipedia-logo-en.png\]
Infosphere!
Just look at the logo! And the Brainspawn, too, want to amass all the knowledge of the universe and then destroy it.
This also means that the [[Wiki Vandal|WikiVandals]] are the Philip J. Frys of our time. Bless their superior, yet inferior, brains.
** Seems more likely that Futurama was making a [[Shout -Out]] to Wikipaedia.
*** That's what the brains want you to think!
*** Considering that episode was made several years before the launch of Wikipedia, it seems more like an amusing coincidence, though somehow it makes the theory even more likely.
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== Douglas Adams wrote a parody of Wikipedia before Wikipedia was started ==
The titular 'organisation' in [[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] sounds suspiciously familiar to the modern reader. The Guides themselves are electronic encyclopedias with imperfect and rewritable info.
* No, Wikipedia is the embryonic Sirius Cybernetics Corporation: a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Share and enjoy!
* The thought that Brainiac may have somehow possessed an Integrated Data Sentient Entity and/or the Hitchhiker's Guide is somewhat chilling.
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*** You mean it's not doing that already? Heavens knows it's snobby and thinks it knows better than we do.
 
== Wikipedia is secretly getting all its information from [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/WMG|TV Tropes]] ==
The database of [[TV Tropes (Wiki)/WMG|TV Tropes]] is more extensive than many would think. Of course, most of the info is then deleted for not having Citations.
 
== Wikipedia will become the main source for information by 2050 ==
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== The following characters are Wikipedia administrators: ==
* [[Death Note (Manga)|Teru Mikami]] ''delete, delete, delete, ...''
* [[Homestar Runner (Web Animation)|Strong Bad]] '''DELETED!'''
* [[Corrector Yui (Anime)|Corrector Yui]] ''Corrector '''DELETE'''!''
* [[Red vs. Blue|Caboose]] is one of the admins who randomly delete.
* All other Wikipedia admins are actually [[Doctor Who (TV)|Cybermen]] '''DELETE!'''
 
== Jimbo Wales is a [[Time Cop]]. ==
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== Wikipedia is sentient, and all the other Wikis and similar sites are [[Split Personality|Split Personalities]] ==
* Wikia is well... [[The Verse]]..........
* [[Memory Alpha (Wiki)|Memory Alpha]] is The Spock
* Uncyclopedia is the Bizarro twin.
* Conservapedia is the [[Strawman Political]] side.
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== There is a cabal ==
The Cabal is a sort of ersatz sentient being composed of the editors and administrators' worst personality traits, like [[Portal (Video Gameseries)|GLaDOS]], but that's never hindered ersatz evil beings in the past. The Ouendan and the power of positive thought will destroy its evil grip.
* [[MGSMetal Gear Solid 2: Sons of EndingLiberty/Recap|Does that mean that its last founder died over 100 years ago?]]
 
== The Tvtropes Wikipedia page is written by the Mac ad writers ==
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** Actually, I'd think exactly the opposite. TV Tropes isn't SRS BSNES!!!!!!! ... although some editors and a new message when editing indicates that it may be going that way...
 
== Wikipedia is in fact the building blocks for the creation of a real-life [[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy|Guide]]. ==
Wikipedia is the actual content. The physical Guide itself has manifested in the form of the [http://xkcd.com/548/ Amazon Kindle].
 
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