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== Wikipedia is ruled by [[Nineteen Eighty-Four|Big Brother]]. ==
[[wikipedia:Wikipedia:1984|It's obvious and admitted]]. We have never been at war with Uncyclopedia <sup>''[citation needed]''</sup>
== Wikipedia is in fact [[Superman
The fifth ''[[The Dark Tower]]'' book has the characters fighting {{spoiler|robots}} based on [[Fantastic Four (Comic Book)|Doctor Doom]]. This indicates that the [[Marvel Universe]] exists somewhere out there in the [[The Multiverse|Multiverse]]. Since Marvel characters have occasionally crossed over with DC characters, it follows that [[The DCU]] also exists. Finally, since Roland and Eddie in ''The Dark Tower'' visit the [[Real Life|real world]], it logically follows that any character from the DCU would also be able to access reality. Superman's enemy, Brainiac, exists to acquire all knowledge in the universe and then destroy it so no new knowledge can appear. Wikipedia is currently doing an excellent job of amassing every piece of data on Earth into one single entity; other planets with their own Internets presumably have similar projects going on. (This refers to the Brainiac from Superman the Animated Series.)
* The recent citation crackdown indicates it may already be moving towards the destruction phase.
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Just look at the logo! And the Brainspawn, too, want to amass all the knowledge of the universe and then destroy it.
This also means that the [[Wiki Vandal|WikiVandals]] are the Philip J. Frys of our time. Bless their superior, yet inferior, brains.
** Seems more likely that Futurama was making a [[Shout
*** That's what the brains want you to think!
*** Considering that episode was made several years before the launch of Wikipedia, it seems more like an amusing coincidence, though somehow it makes the theory even more likely.
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== Douglas Adams wrote a parody of Wikipedia before Wikipedia was started ==
The titular 'organisation' in [[
* No, Wikipedia is the embryonic Sirius Cybernetics Corporation: a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes. Share and enjoy!
* The thought that Brainiac may have somehow possessed an Integrated Data Sentient Entity and/or the Hitchhiker's Guide is somewhat chilling.
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== The following characters are Wikipedia administrators: ==
* [[Death Note
* [[Homestar Runner
* [[
* [[Red vs. Blue|Caboose]] is one of the admins who randomly delete.
* All other Wikipedia admins are actually [[Doctor Who
== Jimbo Wales is a [[Time Cop]]. ==
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== Wikipedia is sentient, and all the other Wikis and similar sites are [[Split Personality|Split Personalities]] ==
* Wikia is well... [[The Verse]]..........
* [[
* Uncyclopedia is the Bizarro twin.
* Conservapedia is the [[Strawman Political]] side.
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== There is a cabal ==
The Cabal is a sort of ersatz sentient being composed of the editors and administrators' worst personality traits, like [[Portal (
* [[
== The Tvtropes Wikipedia page is written by the Mac ad writers ==
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** Actually, I'd think exactly the opposite. TV Tropes isn't SRS BSNES!!!!!!! ... although some editors and a new message when editing indicates that it may be going that way...
== Wikipedia is in fact the building blocks for the creation of a real-life [[The
Wikipedia is the actual content. The physical Guide itself has manifested in the form of the [http://xkcd.com/548/ Amazon Kindle].
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