World Wrestling Entertainment/Funny: Difference between revisions

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaJhxbegaZs "I like your poetry."] [[Dead Baby Comedy|"I like what you do to babies."]]

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVNWuw3yp8 A performance art piece] from Chris Masters.

''([[Jerry Lawler]] laughs)''<br />

'''Sharon Osbourne''': Jerry, I loved him! Why'd you do that? He's gorgeous!<br />

{{quote| Santino: My eyes are up here, I am NOT a piece of meat!}}

** [[Beth Phoenix]] has picked up a couple since getting with Santino as well, most notably this: [http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/rrk9melinakickingherself_14767.gif Stop kicking yourself, Melina!]

{{quote| '''Kane''': [[This Is Sparta|Where...is...Punk]]?<br />

'''Santino''': Have you tried [[Trademark Favorite Food|the Pepsi machine]]? }}

** Santino is invited to do commentary on a match, and ends up [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4oIr1PJ1k stealing Jerry Lawler's Subway Sandwich]. Considered by some to be THE Crowning Moment of Funny for a man who busts them out on a regular basis.

** There was that time where he somehow beat up The Sandman. He tries to add insult to injury by breaking Sandman's kendo stick over his knee... only to hurt himself.

{{quote| "Any man who hides behind a mask is either incredibly ugly... incredibly stupid oooor... or is THE BATMAN!!!!"}}

** Also, there was his angle with Stone Cold where, at one point Santino declared various Stone Cold moments would not be happening (glass breaking, can of "asswhip", stomping of mudpie) and finished by saying "[[Jim Ross|JR]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBF0jaK1RnE is not going to reach the point of orgasm.] The non-verbal reaction from JR was ''priceless.''

** Santino can notch up another hilarious moment with his performance in 2011's Royal Rumble. To wit: He enters at #37 and within moments is kicked under the bottom rope to the outside. Ten minutes later, [[Alberto Del Rio]] is the last man standing in the ring and the winner of the Royal Rumble...until the forgotten Santino slips back in the ring and hits him with a Cobra Strike. Sure, Santino was eliminated almost immediately following, but that was the best [[Brick Joke]] WWE has pulled out in years.

** While Corre was having an internal dispute on Raw 4/11/11, Santino comes out alongside [[Evan Bourne]], [[Daniel Bryan]], and [[Mark Henry]], who have united to form their own group.

*** And then there's the 'APPLE Powers Unite' group fist bump. [[Mark Henry]] needed some convincing to join in.

** On a Raw over in the UK, Santino and Vladimir Kozlov invited [[Sheamus]] to a tea party. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ2ib9wHCTA It has to be seen to be believed].

* June 29th 2008. The night of [[Vince McMahon]]'s Million Dollar Mania will forever be remembered as the night Mr. McMahon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99T0htFrIT0 got Rickroll'd].

* At ''ECW One Night Stand II'', [[Rob Van Dam]] won the [[WWE]] championship from [[John Cena]]. Two nights later, on the inaugural broadcast of the revived ECW, he was crowned the ECW champion as well. He then spent several minutes talking up the honor and prestige of the ECW Championship...then held up the WWE Championship and declared, "And I'll keep this one too! Look! It spins!"

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ubeclmQxRc The "Shockmaster" segment on the August 31st, 2009] edition of ''RAW''; take one of WCW's worst moments, mock it mercilessly, and then throw in Santino Marella for good measure.

** "It shoulda worked!"

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJgkdRZOyk Goldust and Booker T]

* [[Triple H]]'s appearance on the MVP Lounge talking about [[Edge]]:

* [[Kurt Angle]] vs. a generic luchador jobber - Kurt throws him to the outside, and the ref leans over to check on him. At this point, [[Eddie Guerrero]] sneaks in from behind ''disguised as said luchador'', then throws Angle over the top rope (and over the ref's head) before leaving an inconspicuous banana peel where Angle was standing. The ref looks to see who attacked Angle, sees the banana peel, and just gives a [[Aside Glance]] to the camera, as if to say "You have '''got''' to be kidding me."

* "The Houdini of Hardcore" Crash Holly defends the WWF Hardcore Championship against both of The Headbangers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4aaUzPNvSQ in Fun Time USA.] This is probably the most memorable defense of said championship.

* At Survivor Series 2009, [[Christian]] teamed up with Kofi Kingston, [[Mark Henry]], MVP, & [[Ron Killings|R-Truth]], and tried to point out that he's the only... At which point, his teammates to cut him off & say that it shouldn't matter, as they all want to win. [[Christian]]'s relieved, and remarks that he's glad his teammates don't care that he's the only member of the ECW roster, leading to them all having a chuckle about it before [[Christian]] remarks "You thought I mean because I'm Canadian", which leads to an awkward silence from the others. The promo then ends with [[Christian]] trying to prove Canadians are pretty good rappers:

{{quote| '''[[Christian]]''': "Team Kofi Kingston! Looking for a fight! 4 of us are black and 1 of us is white! WHAT'S UP! What's up! What's up. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}L8j8OXn0E44&feature{{=}}related Mark what's up?"]}}

* Let's not forget about the really funny PPV commercials. Like the WM21 Taxi Driver Parody, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sufuowhrWt4 The Last Hot Dog (Summerslam 2006)] or Carlito vs The Dove (WM24)

* ''Judgement Day 2002'' and ''Wrestlemania 2003'', where [[Kurt Angle]] and [[Vince McMahon]], respectively, get their heads shaved.

{{quote| '''Audience:''' (Chants in tune to Angle's music) "You're bald! You're bald!"}}

** Then, on the RAW after ''Wrestlemania 23'', Bobby Lashley knocks away Vince's hat, causing him to hide under Lillian Garcia's skirt. Lashley then [[Fan Service|rips her skirt off]].

* In what is also a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], [[Beth Phoenix]] (!) entered the 2010 Royal Rumble and, after being lifted over the top rope by The Great Khali and pointed towards the back, Beth plants a HUGE kiss on Khali. ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQTk7nfdm4 And eliminates him by dragging him over the top rope during the kiss.]''

{{quote| '''Vince''': This is the stupidest--<br />

'''Shane''': This is the moment of truth!<br />

** The best part is [[Batista]] doing his machine gunning pose with a cake.

* [[The Big Show]] goes looking for the Hardy Boyz. He stars knocking down random doors in the back area, but behind one door...are [[The Undertaker]] and Kane. The hilarious one liner that Taker tosses off after [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE-XusqL5-w beating the everloving crap out of Big Show?] "[[Serious Business|Next time]], ''[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|knock!]]''"

{{quote| ''Carlito - okay, at this point Carlito's hair has gotten way outta control! So much stuff is going on, the walls are closing in, everybody's looking at me! They think I'm gonna flip out . . . Tonight, my partner is [[Ric Flair]], and I get to kick [[Edge]]'s ass! Call me!''}}

* In 2003, after an angle that saw [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]] fired and slapped with a restraining order against Vince, promos for a new [[All-American Face]] called Mr. America began appearing. Cue to Mr. America's debut on Smackdown, and lo and behold its Hogan in glaringly obvious [[Charlie Brown From Outta Town|flimsy disguise]]. The best part was that unlike some other cases of fake disguises, Hulk's was pure [[Refuge in Audacity]] as he didn't even try to change his in-ring style, manner of speech, or even his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl3TnqUumfU entrance].

'''Stephanie''': ''(smiling)'' Thank god. ''(flops back to the bed, goes back to sleep)'' }}

** And before that, we had the hilarious Pee Wee Herman segment, featuring the Secret Word ("Ring"), [[The Miz]] coming out, everyone freaking out when he said it, Alex Riley being Pee Wee's biggest fan, and [[The Big Show]] in full Pee Wee Herman getup. Much, much [[Better Than It Sounds]].

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9czv1l4gUY BALONEY, FUDGE AND MUSTARD! THE INTERNET IS RUINING JOHN CENA'S LIFE!]

** Even funnier is the email address bit. Apparently it's "candypants564@gmail.com" - it's a nonprofit thing, okay?!

{{quote| ''All right, if this is going to be the last time, I want to hear half the arena chant "LET'S GO CENA!" and the other half chant "CENA SUCKS!" . . . No, no, it has to be all the kids and women chanting "LET'S GO CENA" and all the men over 18 chanting "CENA SUCKS!"''}}

** [[CM Punk]] also happened to be on commentary that night, so he chanted Cena Sucks with the crowd.

* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nryf8GFjI5U "And I Quote" Slammy Award Video Package] is basically a large collection of these, both intentional and [[Narm|unintentional]], and by extension counts as one itself.

* This exchange between <s>[[Wrestling Family|the Rhodes wrestling family]]</s> [[Cody Rhodes]], Goldust, and Dusty Rhodes, from the old-school WWE RAW:

** Brodus Clay's reaction is EVEN FUNNIER - he's just sitting there all forlorn and doesn't join the clapping.

* The [[Royal Rumble]] has provided a few over the years:

{{quote| '''[[Jim Ross]]''': I think Kane is tired of the song. }}

** In the 2002 Royal Rumble match, Austin and [[Triple H]] were in the ring with the Hurricane and the Hurricane got the goozle on both of them, prepping them for a chokeslam. They sold it like he's [[The Undertaker]] or Kane for about five seconds before they both looked at each other and realized they're being choked by ''the freakin' Hurricane.'' Just as it dawned on the Hurricane that he just grabbed the necks of the two most decorated wrestlers of the Rumble that year, they grabbed him by the back of the neck and threw him over the ropes.

'''[[Jerry Lawler]]''': ''[[Sarcasm Failure|What?!]]'' }}

** [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] sees Confederate![[R Truth]], [[Stunned Silence|tries to say something in response]], [[Sarcasm Failure|fails]], and [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|buggers off]].

** Before the MITB match, R-Truth insisted that the match being a ladder match was part of the conspiracy against him because Little Jimmy knew he had acrophobia.

*** He then went on to confuse ''acro''phobia<ref>fear of heights</ref> with ''arachno''phobia<ref>fear of spiders</ref>.