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== [[WWEWorld Wrestling Entertainment]] ==
== The [[Montreal Screwjob]] was one big, elaborate [[Worked Shoot]]. ==
The idea here is that WWE chairman [[Vince McMahon]] felt so guilty about having to let [[Bret Hart]] go just one year into his twenty-year contract (the contract has a one-year "escape clause" written in) to stave off bankruptcy that he decided to give him a [[wikipedia:Montreal Screwjob|grand send-off]] that would give him a tremendous amount of credit as a [[face]] for his coming run in WCW -- incidentally, setting the stage for his own [[Face Heel Turn]], which would make him the defining villain of the coming era of the WWE as well.
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** In the final Raw of 2009, Vince almost swerved the audience by announcing that Bret had disrespected him at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony(refusing to shake his hand), and as such, would "NEVER" be a special guest host of Raw, but was then "persuaded" by [[Shawn Michaels]] into bringing Bret back as special guest host of the first Raw of 2010...
== [[Matt Hardy]] was never fired, nor was there an affair for him to be upset over. ==
His "lack of employment" within [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] lasted exactly ninety days -- long enough for other organizations to think he had been fired, but not long enough for him to begin negotiations. All the noise about there being an affair originated from Matt himself -- either on his website (where people would be conned into thinking he was speaking about a real event) or on "Byte This", a WWE-owned show that encourages wrestlers to be themselves rather than their on-screen doppelgangers. [[Edge]] used the backlash against himself to morph into an on-screen persona that intentionally pushed the envelope, and he gained Lita as an ally on-screen after she did a [[Face Heel Turn]]. Plus, both men gained from it -- by the next year's [[Wrestlemania]], Edge was facing the legendary [[Mick Foley]], and Matt went from being off the show to being in a #1 contenders' match. To add the icing on the cake, [[Matt Hardy]] and [[Lita]] -- the woman he was supposedly ready to disown after the affair -- are on speaking terms and have been rumored to be an item again.
** Matt gained nothing out of it, while Edge got a huge and sustained push and is now a permanent headliner, whereas Matt is....nowhere, languishing in midcard hell.
== All events depicted in the WWE are actually real, and the true coverup is making people think they are not to keep law enforcement away. ==
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** No, the cartilage was stored in a skin fold where his ear would be rebuilt later but, for various reasons (see his book), the reconstruction never happened.
 
== [[John Morrison]] will one day reveal his father is Scott Levy, better known as [[Wrestler/Raven (wrestling)|Raven]]. ==
The evidence might be subtle, but it's there. Raven, once upon a time, was a playboy named Scotty Flamingo; Morrison was a playboy named Johnny Nitro. This could show that [[Generation Xerox|both made similar errors in character, thanks to genetics]]. Both frequently refer to a special place of their own (Raven the Bowery, Morrison the Palace of Wisdom), which may well be the same place. Both tend to ramble on with copious [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]. Both seem to collect followers and groups as they go. And they just plain LOOK alike.
* More than slightly unlikely - Raven's date of birth is September 1964; Morrison's, October 1979. Raven would have been all of 14 at the time of conception - though some of the stories he tells could lend credence even to that.
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== There is a concentrated effort underway to drive [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]] to snap ==
First of all, Rey has always been the underdog good guy. Sure, he dabbled in a little bit of misbehavior way back in his WCW days, but about the worst he ever did was make fun of someone whom he later made his best friend. Otherwise, for almost his entire career, he's been a [[Pollyanna]]. His main motivation seems to be to do his best, please the fans, and maybe incidentally win a title here and there. Lately, however, [[Break the Cutie|there's been a line of horrific, traumatic incidents raining on him one after another]]...his family and friends turn on him almost as often as [[Wrestler/Sting (wrestling)|Sting]]'s; he's frequently being injured or assaulted or kidnapped or something by some great big bad guy; and as soon as he manages to claw his way free of one, another immediately goes after him. Consider that Mike Knox flat admitted he has no problem with Rey but still keeps stalking him; it seriously implies that SOMEONE is using all these people and making an effort to make him crazy...maybe because this [[Genre Savvy]] person knows you should [[Beware the Nice Ones]]?
** But why would this hypothetical person ''care'' if Mysterio snapped?
 
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== [[The Undertaker]] made a [[Deal with the Devil]] to gain his powers ==
Mark Callaway, whilst struggling on the independent circuit, made a pact with [[Satan]] to be the most powerful being in the [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]], wielding the powers of hell to aid him in his career, but he could only hold on to the power so long as he remained undefeated at [[Wrestlemania]]. (Quote from [[Triple H]]: When the streak dies, you die!) If [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] were to use this in their booking, it would make [[The Undertaker]]'s highly protected character ruse easy to let go of, once he retires. He should lose at [[Wrestlemania]], lose his powers, and thus give his retirement speech as a now mortal man that is Mark Callaway, and not [[The Undertaker]].
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