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== The [[Montreal Screwjob]] was one big, elaborate [[Worked Shoot]]. ==
The idea here is that WWE chairman [[Vince McMahon]] felt so guilty about having to let [[Bret Hart]] go just one year into his twenty-year contract (the contract has a one-year "escape clause" written in) to stave off bankruptcy that he decided to give him a [
The major reasoning is, there are about a million ways Vince could have gotten the belt off Bret other than lying to him about the finish of the match and then personally appearing at ringside and calling for the bell early. Indeed, even if he had decided to call for the bell early, he didn't have to appear ''personally'' at ringside - all referees wear radio earpieces. Thus, his presence served only to call attention to the fact that he was screwing Bret. As for why neither has revealed it after all this time, and why Bret still seems to hold a legitimate grudge - both Vince and Bret come from the old-school days of [[Kayfabe]]. If anybody can keep the lid on a [[Worked Shoot]], they can.
* It's conceivable that, over time, Bret did develop a legit grudge because of the WCW's colossal misuse of his character (that big face run Bret was supposed to get as a result of the screwjob never materialized), the death of his younger brother [[Owen Hart|Owen]] during a WWF PPV (Bret famously said that he would never have let Owen perform the stunt that killed him had he been there) and the way that tragedy divided his family, and finally his career-ending concussion just two years into his WCW run. Bret may also still be bitter over Vince's having let him go in the first place, which led to all of these events.
** The one hole in this logic is that if Bret DID develop a real grudge against Vince because of Owen's death, he would likely spill the beans and reveal that the Screwjob was indeed kayfabed.
*** To the old-school wrestling guys, kayfabe was as important as God or family and probably above country.
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** In the final Raw of 2009, Vince almost swerved the audience by announcing that Bret had disrespected him at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony(refusing to shake his hand), and as such, would "NEVER" be a special guest host of Raw, but was then "persuaded" by [[Shawn Michaels]] into bringing Bret back as special guest host of the first Raw of 2010...
== [[Matt Hardy]] was never fired, nor was there an affair for him to be upset over. ==
His "lack of employment" within [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] lasted exactly ninety days -- long enough for other organizations to think he had been fired, but not long enough for him to begin negotiations. All the noise about there being an affair originated from Matt himself -- either on his website (where people would be conned into thinking he was speaking about a real event) or on "Byte This", a WWE-owned show that encourages wrestlers to be themselves rather than their on-screen doppelgangers. [[Edge]] used the backlash against himself to morph into an on-screen persona that intentionally pushed the envelope, and he gained Lita as an ally on-screen after she did a [[Face Heel Turn]]. Plus, both men gained from it -- by the next year's [[Wrestlemania]], Edge was facing the legendary [[Mick Foley]], and Matt went from being off the show to being in a #1 contenders' match. To add the icing on the cake, [[Matt Hardy]] and [[Lita]] -- the woman he was supposedly ready to disown after the affair -- are on speaking terms and have been rumored to be an item again.
** Matt gained nothing out of it, while Edge got a huge and sustained push and is now a permanent headliner, whereas Matt is....nowhere, languishing in midcard hell.
== All events depicted in the WWE are actually real, and the true coverup is making people think they are not to keep law enforcement away. ==
== [[Grand Unifying Guesses
[[Mick Foley]] has not only survived things that would kill a mere mortal (watch the infamous Mankind / [[The Undertaker]] HIAC match for proof of that), but also, now that he's "retired" from wrestling, he seems to show up at seemingly-random intervals and act as a bit of a [[Deus Ex Machina]] to help resolve plotlines that have run themselves into dead ends. He wavers between [[Face]] and [[Heel]] seemingly at a whim, echoing God by working in mysterious ways. When he's got the long hair and beard in full bloom, there is a definite family resemblance between Foley and the popular images of Jesus (though Foley is a lot heavier). All this combined shows that all those fans who hold up "Foley is God" signs at WWE events aren't just giving out hyperbolic praise to a tough-yet-lovable wrestler; they're prophets who have discovered the truth.
Note that this would mean that the ear that Foley famously lost in a match with [[Vader]] in Germany is a holy relic; one wonders whose hands it has fallen into and what they could do with it.
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** No, the cartilage was stored in a skin fold where his ear would be rebuilt later but, for various reasons (see his book), the reconstruction never happened.
== [[John Morrison]] will one day reveal his father is Scott Levy, better known as [[
The evidence might be subtle, but it's there. Raven, once upon a time, was a playboy named Scotty Flamingo; Morrison was a playboy named Johnny Nitro. This could show that [[Generation Xerox|both made similar errors in character, thanks to genetics]]. Both frequently refer to a special place of their own (Raven the Bowery, Morrison the Palace of Wisdom), which may well be the same place. Both tend to ramble on with copious [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness]]. Both seem to collect followers and groups as they go. And they just plain LOOK alike.
* More than slightly unlikely - Raven's date of birth is September 1964; Morrison's, October 1979. Raven would have been all of 14 at the time of conception - though some of the stories he tells could lend credence even to that.
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** Hmmm... Tommy Dreamer did steal Beulah from Raven at summer camp... and 14 is just the right age for a camp counselor or the like... perhaps Raven left Beulah with a parting gift that happened to later be named John?
== Devon Dudley is [[The World of Darkness
Isn't it amazing how there always ''just happened'' to be a folding table under the ring whenever the Dudleys needed one? Devon was using Correspondence to grab a table they stashed back in the locker room! This also explained why Devon was always the one told to "get the tables"; Bubba is not awakened.
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[[Edge]] was upset about losing the WWE title, as expected, but this time he was driven to such levels of assholery... He was behind Jeff's hit and run accident and the [[Great Balls of Fire|pyrotechnic failure,]] but he understands that people would automatically blame him for such "accidents" befalling the current champion. So he gets Matt to sabotage the match at the Royal Rumble, using the younger Hardy's well-being (and perhaps also Matt's job, considering Edge is married to Smackdown's GM) as collateral. The older brother is now deemed responsible for the attacks, and Edge is champion again.
== There is a concentrated effort underway to drive [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]] to snap ==
First of all, Rey has always been the underdog good guy. Sure, he dabbled in a little bit of misbehavior way back in his WCW days, but about the worst he ever did was make fun of someone whom he later made his best friend. Otherwise, for almost his entire career, he's been a [[Pollyanna]]. His main motivation seems to be to do his best, please the fans, and maybe incidentally win a title here and there. Lately, however, [[Break the Cutie|there's been a line of horrific, traumatic incidents raining on him one after another]]...his family and friends turn on him almost as often as [[
** But why would this hypothetical person ''care'' if Mysterio snapped?
== Leonard F. Chikarason is Vin Gerard's father ==
A Chikara WMG: All the promos from Vin Gerard just scream "Daddy doesn't love me!" He's just going for the whole 'bad attention is better than no attention'.
== [[Vince McMahon]] is [[Pokémon (
That whole bastard son angle did prove that Vince really got around (as did Ash's unknown dad, according to the Pokemon WMG page). Sure, the lawsuit and everything that followed was simply a prank thought up by the rest of the McMahons, but the possibility of a illegitimate child hasn't been completely jossed.
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And any wrestler is capable of becoming [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|some sorta Jesus]]
* [[Shawn Michaels]] was certainly trying to play off of [[The Undertaker]]'s dark persona with a Jesus-like gimmick in the lead-up to Wrestlemania 25; going as far as wearing an all white get-up and quoting scripture. After his defeat, a second coming can't be too far off.
== The [[Nausea Fuel|"child"]] of Mae Young and [[Mark Henry]] was an actual sentient being. ==
After spending some time as [[Super Smash Bros
== In an [[Alternate Universe]] where lulz is more important than life, WWE is a literal [[Gladiator Games|Gladiator Game]] ==
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== The Money In the Bank match winner at Wrestlemania 2010 will walk out of Wrestlemania as the Champion ==
* It is well known that the winner of the MITB cashes in the shot when it's least convenient for the champ, so here's what's gonna go down. First, [[Randy Orton]] will be named in the MITB match. Then, at Wrestlemania, either he or [[Christian]] will win. then, depending on who wins, Orton will jump Cena and take the belt, or Christian will jump Edge.
** Close. Try the Smackdown after Wrestlemania. One could even make a WMG that the cash in was supposed to happen at Wrestlemania following the Spear through the timekeeper's area, but got clipped at the last minute due to the [[Bret Hart]] vs. [[Vince McMahon]] match running long.
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== [[John Cena]] is trying to force the writers to turn him heel. ==
He's already expressed wanting to turn heel back in 2006, but the writers/Powers That Be wouldn't let it happen. And thus he had to continue his face run in his current gimmick. So he's trying to downplay himself as subtle as possible to make his opposition look better. Whether if he's resorting to poop jokes or making himself look as [[What Measure Is a Non
== [[Hulk Hogan]] is working for [[Vince McMahon]] in a plot to destroy [[TNA]]. ==
Hulk, despite his various issues, is not a complete and total moron. And despite how much the 'E tries to ignore their "competition", they do realize there is some threat to be had in [[TNA]], and some good wrestlers, so, use a double-agent to destroy the company, and then buy for pennies on the dollar like [[WCW]]. This is not [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees|a good WMW]], as much as I would like to see the talent in [[TNA]] get the treatment they deserve.
== [[Kane (
This is a current and ongoing storyline, we'll see if this WMG turns out to be the case. To summarize what I'm talking about, recently Undertaker was supposedly found in a [[Convenient Coma|comatose and unresponsive state]], and Kane has been on the warpath, chokeslamming every suspect. Perhaps he's motivated by some twisted guilt, not wanting to believe that he did it himself.
** [[I Knew It!]].
** This is indeed what happened, after a thirteen year long gambit.
== [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]] is the one who put [[The Undertaker]] in a coma... ==
...but it was still Kane's doing. Combining the above WMGs about someone trying to drive Rey crazy and Kane putting Undertaker into a coma: Kane has been torturing Rey physically and mentally for at least a couple of years, though he's been smart enough to not do all the work himself or else someone else would get suspicious. We've seen Rey in matches twice this year with Undertaker and he managed to bloody the big Taker both times. Kane might be insane, but he's not stupid, and so he managed to get Rey into a position that when he finally snapped, it was on Undertaker. Kane will eventually reveal the truth to everyone to shatter Rey once and for all.
What exactly [[Kane (
== Raw's mystery General Manager was: ==
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** Bret? Nah, that'd be a little to clever for the E's writers. Shawn? Not enough time has passed for the fans to really miss him. Goldberg? He ain't broke yet, and since he's [[Money, Dear Boy|in it for the money]], I wouldn't expect much, er, [[Ric Flair]] is working for [[TNA]] so I really, really doubt it's him, Sgt. Slaughter? Non of the young fans know who he is, so why bring him in? The Rock would explain a lot, actually, since he is talking about coming back eventually, now would be a great time to do so.
* [[Booker T]], back to eventually restore himself as King Booker in WWE. The Nexus may or may be secretly working for him as his knights.
* [[Michael Cole]]. He's pretending to be the messenger receiving emails, but is really the one making the decisions.
* A sentient computer, which may or may not be capable of feeling pain.
* [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]]. Just because.
* The Swagger Soaring Eagle. The real reason why he traded Edge over to Smackdown was because he wanted to directly confront Edge for Spearing him during the [[
** You do realize that the man in the costume was {{spoiler|Chavo Guerrero? In other words, Edge's step-nephew. And blood is thicker than water.}} So, no.
* [[Triple H|TRIPLE. H]].
* [[John Cena]]. It's all been one [[Wounded Gazelle Gambit]] after the next.
* Paul Heyman. Haven't you noticed that so many of the GM's decisions have favored [[The Nexus]]? This is obviously ECW's revenge.
== The release of [[Bryan Danielson]] is a [[Worked Shoot]]. ==
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== The 3rd season of NXT is WWE's attempt at a [[Springtime for Hitler]] plot. ==
By having a show consisting entirely of potential Diva's, it doesn't appear that there will be any sort of serious interest in the season. Which WWE may want so it can get the show kicked off [[
== There is a Vampire Apocalypse just waiting to rampage through the wrestling world. ==
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== Darren Young is going to pull a Jay Lethal on [[John Cena]]. ==
Going back to Cena's Doctor of Thuganomics gimmick, the WWE will compromise with the fans who [[We Want Our Jerk Back|want wigger Cena back]], keeping Cena as the "Superman" he is and give us "Black Invisibility" Darren Young! Eventually, the two will clash at Wrestlemania where they will both [[
== Raw's GM (or Vince, if it's not him) will set up a Winner Controls Nexus match between Wade Barret and [[John Cena]] at an upcoming pay-per-view. ==
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== The NXT Divas will have their own "NXT Riot" at the Diva Battle Royal match at the 2010 Slammys edition of Raw. ==
What was the reason why [[The Nexus]] came to be in the first place? How badily they were treated. Considering how their season of NXT was treated (They themselves weren't treated much better), it wouldn't be much of a surprise to see something similar happen. And on the night of the Slammys, where (nearly) all the Divas would be involved. When it came down to the final two, Kaitlyn will lead the rest of the NXT Diva to deliver a [[No
== [[The Miz]] and [[John Morrison]] are [[Expy|expys]] of [[Triple H]] and [[Shawn Michaels]] ==
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ECW's legacy was officially killed when Vince McMahon cancelled WWECW in favor of making NXT. so then the angry souls of the dead ECW plotted their revenge, they sent several of their former talent ([[The Miz]], William Regal, [[CM Punk]], Christian, [[Matt Hardy]], and [[Chris Jericho]]). It would have been cool if all eight were former ECW members but six out of eight is good enough) to the new show NXT to train the people who would bring about WWE's downfall. And of course ECW would not accept any of these rookies to be the leader of nexus besides the one rookie whose pro had been in the original ECW: [[Chris Jericho]]. And now that the nexus has been split between the new nexus and the corre, they are now taking this mission across both shows, and the final ECW champion Ezekiel Jackson is part of it now.
== [[
* That way, the contents of the following video can occur:
** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=[[F Gpr]]-cHCyvA
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== [[Shawn Michaels]] put [[The Undertaker]] in the coma ==
* Guess he hadn't gotten over that loss?
== [[The Undertaker]] made a [[Deal
Mark Callaway, whilst struggling on the independent circuit, made a pact with [[Satan]] to be the most powerful being in the [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]], wielding the powers of hell to aid him in his career, but he could only hold on to the power so long as he remained undefeated at [[Wrestlemania]]. (Quote from [[Triple H]]: When the streak dies, you die!) If [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] were to use this in their booking, it would make [[The Undertaker]]'s highly protected character ruse easy to let go of, once he retires. He should lose at [[Wrestlemania]], lose his powers, and thus give his retirement speech as a now mortal man that is Mark Callaway, and not [[The Undertaker]].
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== [[Shawn Michaels]] will be announced as the next GM of Raw. ==
The Anonymous GM of Raw has not sent any emails in the past couple of weeks (as of 8/2/11), so it's very possible that [[Triple H]] is ready to appoint a new GM, or at least unmask the anonymous one. [[Triple H]] also just fired Vince from his position, so what better way to add insult to injury by having [[D Generation X]] literally rule the WWE, with Trips as the COO and Shawn managing the flagship show?
Note this does ''not'' imply that Shawn was ever the Anonymous GM of Raw, just that he is the person that [[Triple H]] has chosen for the position.
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* If you want to keep it within Cole's territory, either he or [[The Miz]] will win a Slammy for the most "Must-See" moment of the year, and Cole will present the award either way. Cole's been using that title for Miz often enough.
== Sin Cara will develop a rivalry with [[Rey Mysterio, Jr.]], culminating in a fight with their masks on the line. ==
Because both are Lucha Libre style wrestlers, and doing something like this would be dramatic.
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== Who is itbegins2012?. ==
If you look closely enough at the November 21st, 2011 RAW, you will find a url for a youtube page. Go to it, and you will find a video saying on January 2nd 2012, someone will be making a return to the WWE. As of right now, the one video and the age (43) are the only clues we have. Who could be returning? Here are my 3 guesses.
* 1. [[Chris Jericho]]. He is no stranger to cryptic messages and build-up (Remember the Countdown to the Millenium and the Second Coming?) and a lot of people have been missing him. However, it seems unlikly due to him [[Downfall (TV series)|already having a job]].
* 2. [[The Undertaker]]. He is also no stranger to cryptic messages (2 21 11). He hasn't really been seen in action since Wrestlemania. However, it really is expected that he'll come back for Wrestlemania, so it wouldn't be a suprise.
* 3. [[Brock Lesnar]]. This is the one I'm hoping for. First off, Lesnar is appearing in the new WWE game, almost for no reason. Probably for people to remember he exists so he can make his comeback? Also, remember his confrontation with the Undertaker at UFC 116? Maybe we can actually see that happen.
== [[CM Punk]]'s current behavior is a [[Stealth Parody]] mockery of adult WWE fans and their tastes ==
Punk's initial groundbreaking promo was not just an attack on WWE's product, but also on the fans for tolerating it and being too lazy to make real change in their lives. Ever since then however, Punk has been curiously silent on the fans themselves, directing all his attacks on Cena, HHH, [[Vince McMahon]], and John Laurinatis. He's even gone as far as rallying them for his causes regarding WWE Ice Cream Bars, and such.
In truth Punk still despises the sheep like nature of the fans, and their blind support of anything remotely popular or cool (Ryder, insider references, pop culture zingers). Instead of outright addressing it, he chose to publicly embrace it, both to gain personal profit for himself via t-shirts, ice cream bars, etc and to covertly insult the older WWE fans who lap up everything he says, just as young fans do with [[John Cena]]. When he makes an eventual [[Heel Face Turn]] Punk will go into detail about how easily he used them, and mock their blind acceptance to anyone who even slightly panders to them.
One need only look at the lyrics to Punk's current theme song to know the real truth:
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I'm the Cult of Personality
== [[Kane (
Seems kinda crazy, but let's consider Kane kicking Cena's ass then leaving with the aforementioned shirt. Who's to say that Kane continually beating on Cena isn't just his way of saying that he hates the message of Cena's shirt?
** Well, close... He wants Cena to give in to the hate, (and thus turn [[Heel]]), instead of rising above it.
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Rumors about characters being replaced by different wrestlers fly about more than it actually happens. One truly bizarre conspiracy theory from around 1997, complete with its own website, purports that Mark Callaway left the then-WWF over some contrived but spiteful reason; as such, [[The Undertaker]] has since been his lookalike cousin, Ed. The website, lost even to the annals of archive.org, talked about things like how 'Taker's wife at the time didn't exist and was simply a fabrication leaked into the circles of fans on the Internet who know what [[Kayfabe]] is to create a "legit" existence for Ed that was really a worked shoot.
== [[The Undertaker]] and [[Kane (
When Abel was killed, he became the Grim Reaper and Spirit of Death. In addition to his day job, he and Cain appear in instances where sibling rivalry is prominent at an extreme level, continuing their eternal feud of jealousy and revenge. Glen Jacob Callaway was jealous that his brother Mark got more love from his mother because their mother felt jealous over the affair with [[Paul Bearer]]. The two ended up fighting and inadvertently started a fire, which consumed the house and killed their parents. It was then that the spirits of Cain and Abel entered Glen and Mark respectively; they continued their feud, this time inside a wrestling ring.
* This theory fits nicely with the [
== The Gatecrashers put [[The Undertaker]] in a coma ==
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== [[The Undertaker]] has retired. ==
** At 2010 Bragging Rights, when Kane buried [[The Undertaker]] alive, it was Undertaker's final send-off. Mark Callaway is truly now retired with The Dead Man actually staying dead. It was the best way for him to go out.
*** With his actual 20th anniversary coming up with this years Survivor Series (he debuted at Survivor Series 1990), it is possible he might make a return there with a new gimmick of some kind, or even a complete return to his original gimmick.
*** Wait, I thought he was going to retire after ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVIII'' once the streak was 20-0.
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