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{{quote|"The thing I hate about pedophiles is that they [[Sorting Algorithm of Evil|give other child killers a bad name]]. Like there's no other reason to kill a kid. I mean, what if he [[Disproportionate Retribution|looked at you wrong]]? That's why if I ever have to kill a kid, I'm doing it from a safe distance with a sniper rifle. [[Even Evil Has Standards|That way people will know I'm not some kind of sicko]]."|'''[[Black Comedy|Comedian]] John Steinberg'''}}
{{quote|"Fourth Hokage...Minato. Back away from the jinchuuriki or your son dies at the ripe old age of ''one minute''." |'''Madara Uchiha''', ''[[
{{quote|'''Mal''': I don't murder children.<br />
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'''Toph:''' Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder.<br />
[[[Beat]]]<br />
'''The Boulder:''' ...The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!|''[[
{{quote|"Well it appears that I have [[Stealth Pun|swated a bee]] and squashed a bug."|'''Megatron''' on {{spoiler|Raf's apperent death}}, ''[[Transformers Prime]]''}}
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No, I was their biggest executor<br />
Used their guts to read the future<br />
Says here I should get a job as a [[Sadist Teacher|school tutor]]"''|'''Elagabalus''', ''[[Horrible Histories (TV series)|Horrible Histories]]'', [[Villain Song|"The Evil Emperors' Song"]]}}
{{quote|''"So [[
{{quote|"I really do like kids. [[Pink Mist|They don't leave much of a mess]]."|'''Dodoria''', ''[[
{{quote|'''Goku:''' You're a heartless monster who slaughters everyone in his way - even children!<br />
'''Freeza:''' Oh, please. Everyone's ''always'' on about "the children". I already tried leaving them alive, but all they ever do is grow up under my rule or dedicate their pathetic lives to revenge. Usually both. Really, killing them is a kindness. I can retract that kindness if you wish, but ''then'' who's the villain?|''[[
{{quote|'''Smith:''' And you must be the last exile.<br />
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'''Smith:''' (amused) Really? What did she say about me?<br />
'''Sati:''' That you were a bad man.<br />
'''Smith:''' Oooh, I'm not so bad...[[Assimilation Plot|once you get to know me.]]|''[[
{{quote|'''Maikos:''' We were attacked.<br />
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'''Maikos:''' The town fell quickly.<br />
'''Richard:''' Did you do as I asked with all the women and children?<br />
'''Maikos:''' Yes, my lord. But the catapult could only fire four of them at a time.|''[[
{{quote|''"Listen, like I told your captain, [[The Dog Shot First|the orphanage attacked me!]] [[Blatant Lies|It was self defense]]!"''|'''Richard''', ''[[
{{quote|''"Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will '''kill''' you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance."''|'''Elastigirl''', ''[[The Incredibles]]''}}
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