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{{quote|''You think I've sold out?<br />
Dead right I've sold out!<br />
I just keep waiting for the right offer<br />
Comfortable quarters, regular rations<br />
24-hour Five Star room service<br />
And if I'm honest, I like the lady<br />
I can't help being touched by her folly<br />
I'm treading water, taking the money<br />
Watching her sun set... Well, I'm a writer!''|'''[[Sunset Boulevard]],''' from [[The Musical]] of the same name}}
 
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* In ''[[Barton Fink]]'', the main character is an arrogant, self-righteous writer, who is very far removed from the "common man" he supposedly admires.
** Also, the movie's not subtle about the lack of respect writers get in the business.
{{quote| '''Fink:''' Where am I supposed to find another writer?<br />
'''Geisler:''' This is Hollywood! Throw a rock and you'll hit one. And do me a favor, Fink. ''Throw it hard.'' }}
* ''[[Twice Upon a Time]]'' features a sympathetic version. Synonamess Botch treats his head nightmare writer, Scuzzbopper, like garbage, constantly belittling him. At one point, he introduces him with "That's Scuzzbopper. He's nobody, he's a writer." On top of all that, Botch [[Driven to Suicide|drives poor Scuzzy to attempted suicide]] (and later a [[Heel Face Turn]]) by throwing out the manuscript for the "great A-Murk-ian novel" he was writing.
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== Music ==
* Opening line of Indie-band Divorcee's song "Writer"
{{quote| "Hear you shacked up with a writer, have you lost all common sense?"}}
 
== [[Theater]] ==
* [[Cyrano De Bergerac]]: This play, written in 1897, has various examples:
** At Act I Scene IV, Viscount de Valvert shows his despise toward poets calling Cyrano one of them.
{{quote| '''Viscount De Valvert''' ''(contemptuously):'' Poet!. . .}}
** At Act I Scene V, Cyrano acuses [[Man Behind the Man|Cardenal]] [[Magnificent Bastard|Richelieu]] of being a [[Small Name, Big Ego]] playwright who will find pleasant that Cyrano interrumpted the play of a colleague.
** At Act II Scene IV, [[Starving Artist|various poets eat all of Raguenau’s cakes]] while [[False Friend|they pretend to like his poetry]].
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== [[Web Comics]] ==
* ''[[Narbonic]]'':
{{quote| '''Event Organizer:''' Finally, all our grant recipients in one room! Allow me to introduce you to one another! This is Arthur, the hypertext poet... Ruby is a physicist who does innovative work with lasers... and Mike is a cartoonist.<br />
''Artie and Ruby back away from Mike''<br />
'''Ruby:''' Um, no offense.<br />
'''Mike:''' 'Sokay. I get it all the time. }}
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[Futurama]]'', at an awards show:
{{quote| '''Bender:''' "They're giving out the minor technical awards. I think they're up to writing."}}
* There were a few stabs at the writing team in ''[[The Simpsons]]'' episode where Bart and Lisa wrote episodes for Itchy and Scratchy with Grandpa's name on them.
{{quote| '''Roger Myers, Jr.:''' Alright, leeches! Listen up! I've brought in a new writer and he's got something you can't get with your fancy college degrees: life experience.<br />
'''Writer:''' Actually, I wrote my thesis on life experience and I found tha-<br />
'''RMJ:''' SHUT UP! }}
** In another episode, a writer suggests that [[Viewers are Morons|the viewers aren't morons]] and gets fired.
** From the Poochie episode:
{{quote| Roger Myers: The rest of you start writers thinking up a name for this funky dog; I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive. [Leaves]<br />
Writer: So, Poochie okay with everyone? }}
*** The commentaries mention that the looks of the writers in that scene are all based on the show's actual writing staff.
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* In an episode of ''[[Pinky and The Brain]]'' taking place in the mid-forties, Brain takes Pinky to the radio station, and teaches Pinky of the several [[Chekhov's Gun|Chekhov's Guns]] they will be using in the episode. When Pinky asks "And who are those guys chained to a wall nobody cares about?", Brain answers "Nobody important, just the writers".
** In another episode, the Brain hires some Hollywood writers and tells them to write a movie in which he takes over the world, but this is because he's running out of ideas for [[Evil Plan|Evil Plans]] and needs some inspiration. It turns out that the only ideas the writers can come up with are either completely moronic or things he's already tried before, [[Rimshot|not that these are mutually exclusive.]] The moral of the episode?
{{quote| '''Brain:''' "I am forced to conclude that there isn't a single original writer in Hollywood."}}
* In ''[[Sheep in The Big City]]'', a recurring character is the show's writer, who happens to be an obese bald man in his underwear, who is most commonly shown in an asylum on a tire swing.
* The ''[[South Park]]'' spoof of ''[[Family Guy]]'', where the jokes are written by manatees moving balls labeled with random words around in their tanks to create the cut-aways.