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* From "Chariots of War":
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'''Xena:''' Jump!
'''Gabrielle:''' Are you ''crazy''?
'''Xena:''' ''Jump!''
'''Gabrielle:''' If I die I'm never talking to you again!
''(a short while later)''
'''Xena:''' You call that a jump?
'''Gabrielle:''' No, it was a frantic leap. Best I could do. }}
* The whole "[[Crosses the Line Twice|baby-throwing]]" sequence from "Cradle of Hope". Made even funnier by the fact that, rather than wailing in fear, the baby is ''giggling'' the whole time.
* The pre-opening credits sequence from "The Path Not Taken", in which Xena casually punches out several drunken, violent bar patrons one at a time, presumably without Gabrielle noticing a thing. Then Xena finally uses her alchohol-plus-flaming-torch flamethrower trick on another, causing an entire table of patrons to [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|hastily exit]]. Then:
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'''Xena:''' It's a mystery to me. }}
* From "The Furies":
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* "The Quill is Mightier...":
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'''Aphrodite:''' And you run with the feet of a chicken. }}
** Three naked dancing Gabrielles. [[It Makes Sense in Context|That is all]].
** During a brief lull in some violence, Gabrielle and Ares actually begin to talk and, purely by accident, start making light hearted jokes about their past dealings with each other, before both wising up and bringing the conversation to a screeching halt.
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'''Gabrielle''': ...Yeah, we were.
''{{[[[Beat]] Long, awkward pause}}]''
'''Ares''': I didn't like it.
'''Gabrielle''': Right back at ya. }}
** Gabrielle accidentally de-powering Ares & Aphrodite and they both fall out of the sky.
** Aphrodite having problems with her hygiene.
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'''Aphrodite''': Lay off me, turkey. I'm new to this mortal hygiene thing. }}
* In "Warrior... Princess", when Princess Diana is posing as Xena:
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'''Gabrielle:''' Chakram.<br />
'''Diana:''' Bless you. }}
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* Gabrielle's increasingly desperate hitchhiking attempts near the beginning of "The Prodigal".
* Pretty much any time Charon is on-screen in "Mortal Beloved", an otherwise serious episode.
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'''Charon:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|No, I'm Tilulu the dancing girl]]. }}
**
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''(Xena holds up Hades' Helmet of Invisibility)''
'''Charon:''' ...Welcome aboard. Hope you have a great time. Please make yourself comfortable. Keep your hands inside of the boat. ''(Xena and Marcus board the boat)'' Now, looking to the left, you will see the caves of distress, and just ahead, coming up on the right, you will see the hanging garden of disgusting disease. }}
* "Hooves & Harlots" when Xena and Ephiny find out the war between Amazons and Centaurs is provoked by someone else by investigating an ambush.
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'''Xena''': ''Actually I was referring to the hoof prints. Centaurs put their weight on their front legs.''
'''Ephiny''': ''That's just as good.'' }}
* Eve's [[Cluster Bleep Bomb]] outburst in "You Are There".
* "There she is... Ms. Amphipolis" when one of the contestants who is a dude gets mistaken for Xena Warrior Princess.
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* Gabrielle finds herself in Illusyia (at first believing it to be the Elysian Fields) in "The Bitter Suite":
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* Xena whining about her horse Argo [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|leaving her for another rider]] in "In Sickness and in Hell".
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iih8tT3xP60 Gabrielle's encounter] with a [[Killer Rabbit]].
** The villagers hating on Joxer's song ("''The meter's awful!''").
* "Kindred Spirits" has so many such as when Gabrielle was woken up she says [[Ho Yay|"Not tonight"]]. Other examples includes when Gabrielle tells Xena that Joxer will be blinded for being a peeping tom.
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'''Xena''': Nah, that's just a myth. [[A Date
** Or when Rhea is caught kissing Joxer.
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'''Rhea''': It's called kissing. [[Innocent Innuendo|Wanna try it?]] }}
** Joxer finds out Rhea's just using him.
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** Or the start of [[Ham
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* Many, many of Ares' [[Deadpan Snarker]]-isms.
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* "Amphipolis Under Siege" is a serious episode but it has its moments thanks to Ares and Xena's ongoing antagonism.
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'''Xena''': Don't forget weaving. }}
** As well as Xena's mother walking in on Ares and Xena and remarking that if she was to end up with a god she expected it to be Hermes. Ares wasn't amused.
** This:
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'''Athena''': I'm about to start catapulting dead cows into the village.
'''Ares''': And a classic it is. }}
* Xena organizing a jail break in "The Black Wolf".
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* "Purity" had the one where Gabrielle had to use Joxer's black powder to escape their stocks. It was in his pocket so she had to reach in there with her toes...
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* Xena's reaction to her pregnancy in "Animal Attraction".
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'''Doctor''': ''Mood swings!'' }}
* Leah bemoaning Xena and Gabrielle's lack of virginity in "Warrior, Priestess, Tramp".
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'''Leah''': Yes, well, we all have our excuses don't we?
'''Gabrielle''': (Xena smirks and Gab turns to her) Were you? }}
* From "A Royal Couple of Thieves":
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'''Gabrielle''': I didn't think it would work.
'''Autolycus:''' No, it worked. I'll do it. }}
* "The Quest". Awkwardness ensued after Xena (in Autolycus' body) kissed Gabrielle.
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* "The Royal Couple of Thieves". Autolycus is confronted by Xena (Meg in armor) after stealing a ruby.
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''"The ruby, it's gone!"''
''"Oh, all right!"'' (throws it back)
''"The ruby, it's back!''" }}
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