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{{quote|'''Hob Gadling''': "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."|''[[The Sandman]]'', Endless Nights}}
 
{{quote|'''The Alchemist''': How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled?<br />
'''Hank''': The olde fashion way!<br />
'''The Alchemist''': The olde... What does that even mean?<br />
'''Hank''': With an E, Wilde.<br />
'''The Alchemist''': That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Ding Dong Wilde]]!|''[[The Venture Bros]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Rohimmir''': Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished.<br />
'''Legolas''': Oh man, sucks to be you.<br />
'''DM''': Oh come on, you aren't even trying. I know you can do better than that.<br />
'''Legolas''': Hark, thy fate sucketh?<br />
'''DM''': That is...much worse.|'''''[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=853 DM of the Rings]'''''}}
 
{{quote|''Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?''|'''Tom Servo''', "The Undead", ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Thou swell! Thou witty!<br />
Thou sweet! Thou grand!<br />
Wouldst kiss me, pretty?<br />
Wouldst hold my hand?<br />
Both thine eyes are cute, too...''|"Thou Swell", ''[[A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthurs Court|A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court]]''}}
 
{{quote|''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of [[Deep -Immersion Gaming|a DM]] doing a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk.''|'''Lore Sjoberg''', ''Speak With Monsters''}}
 
{{quote|And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain.<br />
You know you want someone to drink ale with.<br />
And what is with that crazy way you speak today?<br />
Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...|"Hey Dewd", by Midas}}
 
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{{quote|"Why do you persist in talking in old-timey Shakespeare talk?! We're from Greece! From two thousand years before Shakespeare! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!"|'''[[Incredible Hercules]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon"''|'''Description of "Grimm Hatte"''', ''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave."''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman: theThe Brave And The Bold (Animation)|Batman the Brave And The Bold]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Navi! Navi! [[Romeo and Juliet|Wherefore art thou, Navi?]] I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"''|'''The Deku Tree''', xanauzumaki's ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''}}
 
{{quote|''"I hath telekinesis." [Voldemort] answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"''|''[[My Immortal (Fanfic)|My Immortal]]''}}
 
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