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{{quote|'''Hob Gadling''': "Thou look'st passing fair, milady, excepst thou manglest the Queen's good English and your tits are hanging out."|''[[The Sandman]]'', Endless Nights}}
{{quote|'''The Alchemist''': How is wild in "Wild Old Gentlemen" spelled?
'''Hank''': The olde fashion way!
'''The Alchemist''': The olde... What does that even mean?
'''Hank''': With an E, Wilde.
'''The Alchemist''': That's not wild. That's Wilde! It's a surname. [[Oscar Wilde|Oscar Ding Dong Wilde]]!|''[[The Venture Bros]]''}}
{{quote|'''Rohimmir''': Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands. My company are those loyal to Rohan, and for that we are banished.
'''Legolas''': Oh man, sucks to be you.
'''DM''': Oh come on, you aren't even trying. I know you can do better than that.
'''Legolas''': Hark, thy fate sucketh?
'''DM''': That is...much worse.|'''''[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=853 DM of the Rings]'''''}}
{{quote|''Towest thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy driver's license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thou was driving?''|'''Tom Servo''', "The Undead", ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}}
{{quote|''Thou swell! Thou witty!
Thou sweet! Thou grand!
Wouldst kiss me, pretty?
Wouldst hold my hand?
Both thine eyes are cute, too...''|"Thou Swell", ''[[
{{quote|''Remember, the Mysterious Tavern Guy’s speech is not a crappy imitation of medieval Britishy talk, it’s an excellent imitation of [[Deep
{{quote|And anytime you're causing pain, hey dewd, refrain.
You know you want someone to drink ale with.
And what is with that crazy way you speak today?
Try adding an 'eth' to words you sayeth...|"Hey Dewd", by Midas}}
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{{quote|"Why do you persist in talking in old-timey Shakespeare talk?! We're from Greece! From two thousand years before Shakespeare! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!"|'''[[Incredible Hercules]]'''}}
{{quote|''"Ye hae ne'er glympsed a hatte whych be as grimm as yonder hatte ye glympse upon"''|'''Description of "Grimm Hatte"''', ''[[
{{quote|''"Somewhere, Shakespeare is spinning in his grave."''|'''Batman''', ''[[Batman:
{{quote|''"Navi! Navi! [[Romeo and Juliet|Wherefore art thou, Navi?]] I speaketh this in the Old English so my words beeth clearly dramatic!"''|'''The Deku Tree''', xanauzumaki's ''Ocarina of Time Abridged''}}
{{quote|''"I hath telekinesis." [Voldemort] answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!"''|''[[
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