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** The implied space between Chapters 65 and 66 starts off with this for Naruto and concludes right as Naruto is ending a [[Cluster F-Bomb|crazed, profanity-laden rant]] that has even {{spoiler|the Sanbi}} pausing in confusion.

** {{spoiler|Sasuke arrives with his Blaze Edge and 3-Tomoe Sharingan and places Naruto's safety before his own enmity towards his brother. The two team up against Itachi and Kisame using hand signals, teamwork, and coordinated jutsu to facilitate a tactical retreat, giving the latter a much tougher time of it. The battle still is a [[Advancing Boss of Doom|foregone conclusion]] against Sasuke and Naruto, but the fact that two 13 year old genin managed to push Kisame so far is nothing short of amazing.}}

* [[Attention Deficit Ooh Shiny]]: Crypt.

** Ghost had those bracers in mind from the beginning, and trained Naruto to {{spoiler|create his Rasengan onehanded and compress them significantly so the kid could use the [[Assassin's Creed II (Video Game)|Ezio blades]] and his Rasengan '''simultaneously.'''}}

** After practically destroying his first set in the Main Branch Coup arc, Naruto gained a second set from Scabbard right before they fought {{spoiler|four Akatsuki members and the Sanbi}} during the Moon Country arc. The blades are far larger, especially during critical/epic moments, and can channel both wind and earth chakra.

* [[Blood Knight]]: If he weren't an OC, Crypt may as well be the trope namer for glaring reasons.

** He loves fighting more than anything else, so much that he's become extremely capable of slaughtering his opponents in a straight jacket while wielding a demonic scythe in his MOUTH.

** {{spoiler|Naruto vs Lee in the Chunin Exam preliminaries takes this to absurd levels, after the weights and gravity seals come off. And then we come to [[Beyond the Impossible|their aces...]]}}

* [[Foe-Tossing Charge]]: For [[Awesome Yet Practical]] [[Made of Explodium|reasons]], this is no longer possible against Naruto and his shadow clones.

* [[The Force Is Strong With This One]]: One aspect of Ghost and Naruto's Seventh Sense, and it's capable enough to notice {{spoiler|Itachi and Kisame in the Land of Iron}} without tipping the latter off.

** Taken even further when Naruto uses it in Sage Mode. It's been revealed that he can extend the Seventh Sense underwater and through the ground in this stage.

* [[Gonk]]: Lee and Gai in-universe.

** Partially subverted in that it's only above the neck where they terrify and disturb everyone. Below the neck is [[Sculpted Physique|a whole 'nother story.]]

** The undisputed result whenever {{spoiler|War Scars is executed on living beings.}}

** Or when you block off a Melody Arm. {{spoiler|Much worse, with a Melody ''Suit''.}}

** {{spoiler|Naruto touches on this in a much more comforting and optimistic tone while comforting a distraught Hinata at the Namikaze estates.}}

** The Kyuubi invokes this in a discussion with Minato, going so far as to compare mankind to the Jubi in destructive capability.

{{quote| Scabbard let loose a small grin. "Well, let's just say that one of Ghost's pranks on Choji involved [[Sonic the Hedgehog|giving him red shoes and painting him completely blue…]]"}}

* [[I Taste Delicious]]: Naruto on acting as Kakashi's training dummy for ''chidori'' variants:

Everyone inched away slowly from the boy. "[[Brain Bleach|I'll try not to keep that in mind…]]" Sasuke nervously stated with an eyebrow twitching. }}

** Ghost invokes this when he's taunting {{spoiler|the head of the Main Branch Coup}} with a megaphone.

** Used often and to awesome effect to showcase a new capability gained by the Rookie 12. The Chunin Exam is chock-full of these.

** Naruto vs {{spoiler|Lee}} in the preliminaries is fueled by this. The other genin are suitably intimidated.

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** "[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/obscure obscure]" instead of "[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/obscene obscene]"

* [[Mask Power]]: Ghost's Black Phoenix.

** Subverted in that Naruto utterly loathes his itchy mask enough to take it out to an open field and blow it up with an overpowered wind technique once he no longer needs it.

{{quote| ''Everyone paused what they were doing to look at Naruto with wide eyes. All of them were thinking the same thing: Naruto is a dead man.''<br />

''"I'm not gonna heal him after this…" Sakura stated with conviction."''<br />

* [[Ninja Log]]: '''''[[Running Gag|WORSHIP IT!!!]]'''''

** '''AMEN!'''

** To any man, machine, or mailbox that swipes Shadow's sweets, "I'll bring flowers."

** Just hold a weapon near a young child around Waltz. I [[Suicide Mission|DARE]] you.

** Anyone who squee's loudly and tries to glomp Scabbard will receive a gold star... posthumously.

** The DCD versus anything that's NOT the DCD.

** After the Land of Snow arc, Naruto's {{spoiler|had high-ranking shinobi recognize him by his desired nickname and has been placed in a very significant spot of the Bingo Books.}}

* [[No Sell]]: Any attempt by an in-universe character at intimidation or flat-out physical harm towards an Oogakari will have only one outcome: complete and utter failure. That is, unless one of them thinks it would be funny.

* [[Shoot the Hostage]]: Naruto averts this in suitably spectacular fashion during {{spoiler|the Main Branch Coup arc}}.

* [[Shotacon]]: Rika, an adult Grass seductress and poison user, attempts to use her charms on Naruto to beat him when they first meet and fight and from then on can [[Never Live It Down]].

** Shadow also doesn't seem to have much restraint when her furry fetish is involved.

** There are far too many to list completely, but [[Bleach]], [[One Piece]], [[Fate Stay Night|Fate Stay/Night]], [[Pokémon (Anime)|Pokémon]], [[Family Guy]], [[Fallout]] 3, [[Disgaea]], [[Starcraft]] II, [[South Park]], [[Monty Python]], [[The Fairly Odd Parents]], [[Les Misérables]], [[Dragon Ball Abridged]], [[Toy Story]], [[Twister]], and Cuban Pete are just a brief sampling, and judging by the style of the author as well as the presence of Crypt and Ghost, that repertoire can only grow.

* [[Sinister Scythe]]: Crypt's eponymous Third Fang. See [[Vampiric Draining]] below.

* [[Slap Slap Kiss]]: Implied to have happened multiple times with Shikamaru's parents. Gaara got an especially hilarious twitch from that fun fact.

** Tsunade and Jiraiya's lottery-based, "win-win" bet. {{spoiler|Tsunade wins and soon after the Main Branch Coup begins.}}

* {{spoiler|[[The Library of Babel]]: Created by Scabbard to be independent from the other villages with the surviving members of the Sound Four and Jugo guarding it from unwanted guests.}}

** #2- Konoha's {{spoiler|preemptive surgical strikes prior to the Chunin Exam Invasion}} hit the enemy where it was weakest while avoiding its strength, and how Naruto prevailed against {{spoiler|Hinata's last over-the-top combo}} in the same way.

** #3- Taki, Suna, and even some visiting Kumo shinobi during the Chunin Exam Invasion are used to help fight Oto. Also, {{spoiler|giving Itachi a chainlink}} could count depending on what he does.

** Naruto when he runs into {{spoiler|Han}} after he {{spoiler|beats several of Naruto's friends within an inch of their lives}}.

* [[Vampiric Draining]]: The whole reason why Crypt is the only known individual capable of wielding [[Sinister Scythe|Third Fang]] for any duration of time, not to mention wear it 24/7. It endlessly drains blood, and only Crypt can keep it fed with no ill effect. {{spoiler|Kabuto}} found out the hard way.

* {{spoiler|[[Violently Protective Girlfriend]]}}: {{spoiler|Hinata at times}}

** {{spoiler|Ino for Chouji.}}