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Set in a [[Alternate Universe]] where Akatsuki wins (among other things), a Traveler from a different Universe pushes the [[Reset Button]] on the whole thing, allowing Naruto and select others to start things over. [[Tropes Are Not Bad|From that rather uninspired beginning]] a world of insanity and [[Crazy Awesome]] begins to emerge.

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* [[Absurdly Sharp Blade]]: Sasuke, when he channels fire and lightning elemental chakra into his sword '''simultaneously.''' For example, {{spoiler|fighting off Naruto's flaming boulder barrage in the Chunin Exams}} and {{spoiler|forcing Kimimaro to discard his bone sword}} spring to mind.

* [[Doorstopper]]: The current average is just under 15,000 <s>words</s> units-of-awesome per chapter, and the story's got a ''loooooong'' way to go before catching up to the manga.

{{quote|Chapter 50: Oh dear god, I've made 50 of these chapters and I'm still nowhere near the time skip…}}

** At Chapter 66 Third Fang has cleared over [[Beyond the Impossible|1,000,000 words]].

*** Look at it this way. Third Fang has put up roughly 1,200,000 words in a period of 900, that is 1300 words per day, everyday. this time figure does not remove the time taken up buy revisions or time spent other things like sleeping and eating.

* [[Hoist by His Own Petard]]: The {{spoiler|first Three Hokage}} invoke this upon Orochimaru when {{spoiler|Waltz frees Hashirama and Tobirama from the Sannin's Impure World Resurrection. They tear through all of Orochimaru's defenses, including his Eight Branches Technique and his final snakelike body}}, setting Hiruzen up for a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].

* [[Hour of Power]]: Averted by Naruto when he combines {{spoiler|Sage Mode and the Seventh Sense to gather nature energy while he's moving.}} Add in the fact that Ghost has trained him to abuse the potential of his shadow clones even more than canon, and you may as well throw all time limits completely out the window.

** {{spoiler|Naruto touches on this in a much more comforting and optimistic tone while comforting a distraught Hinata at the Namikaze estates.}}

** The Kyuubi invokes this in a discussion with Minato, going so far as to compare mankind to the Jubi in destructive capability.

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** #3- Taki, Suna, and even some visiting Kumo shinobi during the Chunin Exam Invasion are used to help fight Oto. Also, {{spoiler|giving Itachi a chainlink}} could count depending on what he does.

** #7- Naruto's has become quite good at fooling enemies about where their attention should lie with clones, transformations, and substitutions.

** #11- Subverted. Naruto will not make short-term sacrifices for the greater goal, not where people's lives are involved. Rock Lee considers this during the {{spoiler|Koyuki Coup Arc}}, but Naruto hardly gives it a second thought.

** #12- Scabbard's M.O. is this, a combination of flexible planning and extreme opportunism.

* [[Too Powerful to Live]]: Seems to be the reason behind the relapses of the Oogakari. Played with in that they're all basically immortal.

* [[Took a Level In Badass]]: Every single member of the Konoha 12 gets trained by the clan. Some turn out ''very'' impressive.

** Both Tenten and Rock Lee {{spoiler|have this performed quite literally on their bodies by Scabbard and Crypt, respectively. Tenten now has the potential to summon and properly wield practically any weapon in existence to devastating effect. Rock Lee's physical capabilities have skyrocketed. He can now shrug off performing the Primary Lotus, and there's a chance that he could pull off all eight celestial gates '''without dying'''.}}

** On the other hand, that extra level seems to mostly elude Kurenai, Kiba, and Ino, much like in canon.