You're Drinking Breast Milk: Difference between revisions

A character -- [[Always Male|usually a man]] -- is—is a guest in the home of a woman with small children. He gets thirsty, opens the fridge, finds a container of milk, and starts drinking. Then, the homeowner comes along and informs him, "[[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|You're drinking breast milk]]."

Invariably, the character doing the drinking will be [[Squick|squicked out]], and disgustedly spit out the milk. The audience's reaction will vary quite a bit more, considering how [[Crowning Moment of Funny|funny]] such scenes can be [[SturgeonsSturgeon's Law|if done well]], and the fact that in [[Real Life]] there are many people who have a [[Fetish]] for lactation, breast milk or both, and may even be [[Rule Thirty Six34|turned on]] by such scenes.

* In ''[[Lotte No Omocha]]'', Effie is the main provider of milk in the mansion. While it's mostly reserved for Lotte, other people get to taste her milk throughout the series. Naoya does so when he first sets foot in the mansion,<ref>it takes him several chapters to realize it</ref>, and in a later chapter, Lotte and all her classmates drank directly from her breasts thinking it would make their breasts grow bigger.

{{quote| '''Dr. Ong:''' So? I'm a country boy. I can drink ''goat's milk'' with the best of them.<br />

*panel shows a woman breastfeeding an infant while small children play nearby*<br />

{{quote| '''Jimmy:''' Dude, you just drank breast milk.}}

* In ''[[Look Whos Talking|Look Who's Talking]]'', James, played by [[John Travolta]], borrows a bottle from the fridge to put milk in his coffee. Mollie, played by Kirstie Alley, helpfully chimes in with the trope name.

{{quote| James: Thank a lot, man. [drinks coffee]<br />

Mollie: Hey, you know, that's breast milk.<br />

* A variant of this occurs in the web erotica ''Lesbian Land 2250''. The protagonist, who recently arrived in the setting, goes to get milk out of the fridge. As she's drinking it, she reads the label that says it's breast milk. Subverted when she doesn't seem to mind, and is in fact turned on by this. And then it's revealed that they regularly have women milked each day, with the milk being delivered all over the city like regular milk delivery.

* The end of ''[[The Grapes of Wrath (Literature)|The Grapes of Wrath]]'' has an intentional version when Rose of Sharon, who has recently experienced a stillbirth, nurses an old man dying of starvation. [[Hays Code|Cut from the movie version]], of course, given the year it was made.

* ''[[Little Britain]]'' had a recurring skit about a grown man who was still breast-fed by his mother ([[Catch Phrase|"Bitty?"]]). At one point when they're having tea the father asks if she can spare any milk, so she sprays a little into his cup. The fiancée is thoroughly [[Squick|Squicked]]ed, [[What Does She See in Him?|but still marries him]] [[Rule of Funny|for some reason.]]

* Served as a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] during the "Improbable Mission" sketch on ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]'' (US version). Ryan and Colin have to prepare lunch (or something) for some foreign dignitary. Colin, a genetically modified agent, complains at one point that he lacks a "coffee gene", to which Ryan replies, "I'm not talking about ''coffee'', Mr. Moo!" Cue uproarious laughter.

* An ''[[El Goonish Shive (Webcomic)|El Goonish Shive]]'' guest comic by the creators of ''[[The Wotch]]'' subverted this: http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2006-10-20

{{quote| '''Rayne:''' Meh, it was either that or walk two blocks to the store. I stand by my choice.}}

* The punchline of this [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] [http://csimadmax.deviantart.com/gallery/27895270#/d4ogkgj comic by MadMax].

* [http://5secondfilms.com/watch/mothers_milk/ This] from ''[[Five 5-Second Films]]''.

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