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Line 10: {{quote\|''"Ain't I a little dick, though?"''\|'''[[Bugs Bunny/Characters\|Bugs Bunny]]''', "Bugs Bunny Celebrates Christmas in February"}} {{quote\|''"If I ever captured your companion, I'd be FUCKing him right now"''\|'''Dr. Robotnik''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}eftvwyK9qck Robotnik,] [[Murder, She Wrote\|She Wrote]]''}} {{quote\| ''Mah boi, YOU MUST DIE!''~~<br />~~ ''NO!''~~<br />~~ A common Poop exchange made by splicing The King, Ganon, and Mario's soundbytes. }} Line 20: {{quote\|''Kids! You're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S TOO BAD!. So what do you do? First, you DRINK LIQUOR, then you TOUCH a police officer.''\|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}8b5V3EFfPi0 ''Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids'']}} {{quote\| '''[[~~The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)\|~~The Angry Video Game Nerd]]:''' Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, 'I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!' Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti.~~<br />~~ '''Mario:''' It's been one of those days...~~<br />~~ ''AVGN Meets YouTube Poop'' }} {{quote\| Here's a rhyme for you: ~~<br />~~ "I knew a gay who ruined my butt.~~<br />~~ You may have sex, BUT NEVER IN A CUNT!"~~<br />~~ '''I. M. Meen,''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}Kzlket5ESHs ''I.M. Meen is Mentally Disturbed''] }} {{quote\| "Who lives in an '''[[Everything's Squishier ~~With~~with Cephalopods\|Octorok]]''' under '''your face'''?<br /> [[~~Spongebob~~SpongeBob SquarePants]]!<br /> Absorbent and '''[[Faces of Evil\|evil]]''' and '''[[Victory Is Boring\|boring]]''' is he!<br /> [[~~Spongebob~~SpongeBob SquarePants]]!<br /> If '''[[The Legend of Zelda ~~(Franchise)~~\|Triforce]]''' of '''[[Big Eater\|dinner]]''' be somethin' ye wish!<br /> [[~~Spongebob~~SpongeBob SquarePants]]!<br /> Then drop on '''[[Cool and Unusual Punishment\|the floors]]''' and '''[[I'll Kill You!\|DIE]]''' like a fish!<br /> [[~~Spongebob~~SpongeBob SquarePants]]!<br /> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}s0zl4OvKwvM ''YTP - The King fails at musicals''] }} {{quote\|''"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the [[Great Big Book of Everything\|Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook]]. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya [[Large Ham\|throw THE SWITCH!]] Then, ya search for [[Darkwing Duck\|Darkwing]]! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya touch the green button. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch ''[[~~Histeria (Animation)\|~~Histeria!]]'' Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."''\|'''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', ''[[~~Duck~~DuckTales ~~Tales~~(1987)\|Scrooge McDuck]]'s Gold Fetish''}} {{quote\|"Aw do I have to die so soon?"\|'''Yoshi''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]}} Line 45: {{quote\|"Hey Zelda. I just want to say...[[Tear Jerker\|it sure is boring without you.]]"\|'''Link''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]}} {{quote\|"[[~~Youtube~~YouTube Poop]] - it's both good ''and'' bad!"\|[[The Berenstain Bears\|Mama Bear]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}6_eSMy9NJNU ''Papa Bears Goes to Manfeast'']}} {{quote\|"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya\|Haruhi]] , [[~~Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha\|~~Lyrical Nanoha]] , or [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann\|TTGL]] on there" \|[[~~Youtube~~YouTube Poop]] forums user The Red Mage on [[TV Tropes]]}} {{quote\|"Why is my beautiful head drifting off into deep space?!?"\|'''Robotnik''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}u7qPLXAr-e8 Robotnik's Beautiful Head]}} Line 56: '''Zelda''': "But father--"\|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}jmIAM-hnEjQ The King's Unreasonable Demands]}} {{quote\|'''Eddy''': "A DICKIE?!"\|Most any YTP involving [[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy]]}} {{quote\|"Let's Shit!"\|'''Sonic''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}UnTBVMxhAVA Robotnik Farts]}} Line 62: {{quote\|"[[Deviant ART]] is [[Take That\|fucking gay shit!]]"\|'''Dr Robotnik'''}} {{quote\|'''Gannon:''' I will make your face ''die''!~~<br />~~ '''Gwonam:''' My face...~~<br />~~ '''Gannon:''' Your face...~~<br />~~ '''Gwonam:''' ...will die.~~<br />~~ '''Gannon:''' ...will ''die''!~~<br />~~ '''Gwonam:''' ...fuck!~~<br />~~ '''Gannon:''' Die!\|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}znM_CwLv9Dw Gwonam the Extortionist throws King Harkinian into Financial Chaos]}} Line 74: {{quote\|"I'm going to [[Pedo Hunt\|shag children]] all around the world, [[Crosses the Line Twice\|and release SEMEN]]!"\|'''Dr. Rabbit is Rejected'''}} {{quote\|'''[[Death Note ~~(Manga)~~\|Light Yagami]]:''' [[Memetic Mutation\|I'll take a potato chip...]]<br /> '''[[The Legend of Zelda ~~CDi~~CDI Games\|Gwonam]]:''' There is no potato chips.<br /> '''Light Yagami''': DAMN IT!!\|'''[[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin\|Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's Restaurant So He Can Earn Enough Money to Buy a]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}30N1iruh1Vg Playstation 3]'''}} {{quote\|"Touch my PINGAS!"\|'''Dr. Robotnik'''}} Line 84: {{quote\|"[[Shaped Like Itself\|"The best defense is a good defense"]] \|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}DWqBrsWoyPs Skipper]''' }} {{quote\|'''[[Memetic Mutation\|Moar]] [[~~Spongebob~~SpongeBob SquarePants\|Krabs]]:''' Good morning Mr. Squidward!<br /> '''Squidward:''' (sticks tongue out)<br /> '''Mr. Krabs:''' So, are you ready?<br /> Line 93: {{quote\|"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS."\|'''Robotnik Watches TV'''}} {{quote\|'''Frollo:''' God have mercy on me...~~<br />~~ '''God:''' AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY!\|Judge Frollo and "God", [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}J5QI2xw3icY Frollo Goes to Hell, Michigan]}} {{quote\|'''Sue:''' Hey, where's Blinky?~~<br />~~ '''Clyde:''' Aah, he probably saw ''[[The Hills]]'' and took off!\|''[[~~Pacman~~Pac-Man]] Gets Belated on His Birthday''}} {{quote\|'''[[The Lion King\|Simba]]:''' But dad, don't we eat Mufasa?<br /> '''Mufasa:''' Yes, Mufasa, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become Mufasa. And Mufasa eat Mufasa. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Mufasa.\|''The Hyenas Want You to Do It Again''}} {{quote\|'''Link:''' I just wonder what [[Krobo Productions]] is up to!~~<br />~~ '''The King:''' Mah boi, [[Walrus Guy]] is what all true warriors see on [[YouTube]]!~~<br />~~ '''Link:''' You can kiss my butt the king! He is [[Deepercutt]]'s boyfriend!~~<br />~~ '''The King:''' You shitmonkey!\|''The King visits Metaleeto.com'' by SwishFilmsinc}} Line 111: {{quote\|It is written: only [[True Love's Kiss\|a kiss]] can return the Triforce to harmony. Only then the Triforce can defeat evil once again.\|'''Gwonam''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}qX3Rbqd6ir4 Strive for Love Finale (Part 2)]''}} {{quote\|'''George:''' Hello Tyrarus, I'm bonkers!~~<br />~~ '''Alan:''' You're gay?~~<br />~~ ([[Beat]])~~<br />~~ '''George:''' Yes.\|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}qLcmbqC5t_s George's Handsome Volcano Conkers]}} Line 120: {{quote\|I'll make them strong, and I'll smack [[Your Mom\|yer ma']]!\|'''Dr. Robotnik''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}Mpjtbpt5tjI Robotnik Wants to Smack Yer Ma']''}} {{quote\|I'd Like to Bone Esmeralda!\|'''[[The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney film)\|Frollo]]''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}sHE3BAt_44A Hellfire in 5 seconds]''}} {{quote\|Global warming, [[Precision F-Strike\|mothafucka]], you heard 'er!\|'''[[Dolemite]]''', ''[[Doug]]'s'' ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}QpeYVnIs_i4 Haircut causes global warming]''}} {{reflist}} [[Category:You Tube Poop]]▼ [[Category:Quotes]] ▲[[Category:~~You Tube Poop~~{{TOPLEVELPAGE}}]]