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{{quote|'''Announcer on P.A.:''' Attention zoo patrons! Clamu the Giant Oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. Thanks for coming.|''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''}}
''You can panic... '''now!''' Why? It's the ... <s> CONSUMPTION POLIO AIDS ANTHRAX MONKEY-POX SARS BIRD</s> SWINE FLU! Wait. No, I meant ... GLOBAL WARMING!'' <small> Takes too long to be scary? Oh, okay, Forget all that... </small> ''It's actually ACID RAINing the SARS virus all over New York City because of a TERRORIST PLOT to assassinate UNWED TEENAGE MOTHERS using VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES, LSD ON SCHOOL PLAYGROUNDS, JENKEM, [[Overly Long Gag|and CHILD ABDUCTION...]]''
This one goes hand-in-hand with the [[Made for TV Movie]]. '''Whatever the latest media-induced paranoia is from [[Ripped from the Headlines|crime]] to [[Disaster Movie|typhoons]], we're going to get a show or special report about it.''' Think [[Everything Trying to Kill You]] applied to [[Real Life]] and you have the idea.
If it's about new technology, then expect [[Science Is Bad]]. If it's a new minority or subculture, then lock the doors and hide your
See also: [[Axes At School]], [[Disaster Movie]], [[
Compare: [[Monster of the Week]]. Completely unrelated to [[This Is No Time to Panic]].
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== [[Fan Works]] ==
* In ''[[New Mutants]]: Academy X'', when caught in Danger Room, the conversation is something like:{{verify}}
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"No. Doesn't work on holograms."
"So panic." }}
== [[Film]] ==
* ''Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America'' was a [[Made for TV Movie]] about
** Not that the media didn't try, but it's hard to get scared of something when the vast majority of the deaths are innocent pigs.
*** The media coverage of swine flu in general has been ridiculously alarmist. They never mention that thousands have contracted it and, like the "regular" flu, felt like crap for a while and then recovered. They mention that people died from it, but didn't say that a number of them were already in a high risk group for flu death (very young or very old, already-compromised health). The mainstream media seems to have tried very hard to manufacture a panic and make it look like perfectly healthy people were dropping like flies in some kind of [[The Stand|Captain Trips]] scenario.
*** The worrisome part is that after all the effort put into [[Crying Wolf]] at the swine flu, it'll be hard to know what to take seriously if a genuinely wide-scale life-threatening pandemic should emerge.
**** The coverage will be exactly the same, because any dangerous pandemic will start in exactly the same fashion, ''which is why there was that reaction in the first place.'' Sure, it turned out to be only as dangerous as a normal flu, but not even the CDC knew that at the time.
* [[Reefer Madness]]: in the film [[wikipedia:Reefer Madness (2005 film)|musical]] the Lecturer says "When danger's near exploit their fear." The one parent who objects to these [[Red Scare]] tactics is labeled un-American.
* In ''[[Michael Moore|Fahrenheit 9/11]]'', Moore replays a female scream after images of destruction to emphasize how the government exploited the 9/11 attacks to manipulate people.
* Pretty much the whole point of [[The Host (2006 film)||The Host]] was satirizing this. Giant tadpole running around Seoul, eating people? It must be carrying A HIDEOUS NEW DISEASE! Let us completely focus on this possibility, and ignore the fact that it's eating people!
* [[Played for Laughs]] in ''[[The Music Man]]''. Salesman "Professor" Harold Hill's standard procedure is to work up a town into a frenzy by turning some trivial incident into a full-blown moral panic, so he can sell them on the idea of starting a children's band (and buy instruments from him).
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* On ''[[Monsters, Inc.]]'', after the first sighting of Boo, a professorial looking monster appears on TV, seemingly to calm people down. He then tells the audience "It is my professional opinion that now is the time to '''PANIC!!'''"
* Rollover: the public panics and riots after banks fail worldwide. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollover_(film)
* [[Night Watch]]: after the Hong Kong stock market computers are destroyed by a virus, economic chaos spreads across the globe. The stockbroker that is interviewed says: "Once Joe Average decides the market's unstable, they want out, at any price. They were telling me sell, sell, sell; but nobody's buying." Another report says the market has fallen 3000 points with no end in sight. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Watch_(1995_film)
* In ''[[Airplane!]] II: The Sequel'', when Elaine announces to the passengers of the shuttle that they're out of coffee and a riot breaks out, the sign changes from "Don't Panic" to "OK, Panic."
* Ra's al Ghul's in ''[[Batman Begins]]''.
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* In ''[[Harry Potter and
== [[Literature]] ==
* Parodied in ''[[The Areas of My Expertise]]'', when one character is smugly worried that terrorists will attack the Mall of America.
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* Inverted in ''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]'', as the eponymous Guide has "Don't Panic" on the front in "large, friendly letters". {{spoiler|But played straight in the fifth book, ''Mostly Harmless'', as the latest version of the guide has '''PANIC''' in "small, alarming letters".}}
** If you type "don't panic" in the text adventure game, it will tell you nice try, but you have every reason to be panicking, and, for once, [[Nintendo Hard|the game isn't lying to you]].
* ''[[State of Fear]]'', as [[State of Fear/Quotes|quoted]], manages to make a good point about this despite being mostly an [[Author Tract]] about why [[Michael Crichton]] thought [[Hollywood Global Warming]] was a sham. [[Rule of Cautious Editing Judgment|And let's just leave it at that.]]
* In Robert Asprin's humorous fantasy novel ''[[Myth Adventures|Myth Conception]]'', as more and more horrible details come pouring in concerning the supposedly cushy job they've finagled, Aahz finally breaks down and invokes this trope with his apprentice Skeeve.
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== Live Action TV ==
* ''Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura'': Every episode is about some [[Omniscient Council of Vagueness|threatening conspiracy]] with nefarious plans that always involve massive harm to the human population. The show will run clips of disasters while the narrator informs us that we'll die any day now thanks to yet another conspiracy.
* The ''[[Leverage]]'' team once took down a TV reporter who made a career out of this. She actually turned down a fake story they fed her about secret terrorist prisons in the US because she didn't think it would scare her viewers enough. [https://web.archive.org/web/20200814001505/http://www.tv.com/shows/leverage/the-three-days-of-the-hunter-job-1273624/trivia/
* [[The X-Files]]: “War of the Coprophages”: Scully attempts to control the mob with a [[Shaming the Mob|speech]] about how they are giving in to
* [[Stephen Colbert]] is [http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=82944&title=Scary-Stephen proud to be a fearmonger].
* ''[[Mock the Week]]'' also ran a story about Bird Flu, showing the scare-mongering of the English media.
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* In ''[[Roseanne]]'' episode, “Toto, We’re Not In Kansas Anymore”, when Lanford is under a Tornado watch, this convention occurs…
{{Quote| '''Becky''': Mother, this is no time to kid around.
'''Roseanne''': Yeah, you’re right. Okay everybody… [[Sarcasm Mode|
== Music ==
* The entire point of [[Eminem]]'s song "Without Me" is to parody this trope. Within the song he makes a [[Take That]] at the FCC, teases paranoid parents that he's "infecting in your kids' ears", and invokes [[The New Rock and Roll]] trope by alluding to the fact that the [[Moral Guardians]] also reacted with
* Hawkwind's production of [[Michael Moorcock]]'s ''Sonic Attack'', in which a robotic and oddly accented voice describes the lethal and agonising symptoms of sonic attack so you can be better informed about one happening in your neighbourhood. This is punctuated with authoritarian commands of "Do Not Panic!" repeated at intervals, as the voices become even more alien and robotic and the accompanying white noise grows louder....
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== Western Animation ==
* In the final episode of ''[[
* From
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''A large chunk of structure falls right behind him.''
''[[Beat|Phineas glances at the fallen rock.]]''
'''Phineas:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Okay, now you can panic.]]
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''. Along with the page quote from "The Smoking Peanut", there's "Wormy" where SpongeBob and Patrick stir Bikini Bottom into a frenzy when they start warning people about a monster (actually a butterfly).
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** Also in the episode "Krab Borg", after Squidward learns that robots have "taken over the navy",
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''[[Beat|Fishes blink.]]
'''Squidward:''' OUR WORLD!!
''crowd proceeds to panic''
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' features a hidden media conspiracy to actually release a disease and do reports on it blaming the imminent outbreak on cats.
* Invoked by Pinkie Pie in the ''[[My Little Pony:
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'''Pinkie Pie:''' Okay everypony, follow my lead. ''AAAAHHHHHHHH!'' }}
== [[Real Life]] ==
* [[wikipedia:Antisemitism|Anti-Semitic blood libels and conspiracy theories]].
* [http://www.skepdic.com/antivaccination.html The anti-vaccination movement.]
* [http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-files/ideology/anti-immigrant Anti-immigrant hatred.]
* [http://www.dhmo.org/ DHMO.org] parodies this. Spoiler: {{spoiler|It's water}}.
* [[Paedo Hunt]].
* [[wikipedia:Parents Music Resource Center|The PMRC]] and "Tipper Stickers".
** The related alarm over [[wikipedia:Backmasking|backmasking]].
* [[wikipedia:Satanic ritual abuse|Satanic Ritual Abuse]] and the related concept of [[wikipedia:Recovered memory therapy|recovered memories]] of child abuse.
* The War on Drugs. At least, the way that it was sold to the US public.
* The [[Red Scare]].
* Any stock exchange or stock market crash.
* The aftermath of an [[wikipedia:Economic bubble|economic bubble]].
* Search [http://www.cracked.com/ cracked.com] for [http://www.cracked.com/article_17469_5-pathetic-groups-that-people-think-rule-world.html conspiracy] theories.
* Vigilante justice, as vigilantes are almost always acting out of this when it's not direct revenge.
* 24-hour news networks in general. Specifically a lot of coverage of [[The War on Terror]] and terrorism post-9/11 has been accused of this; from some reporting, you'd think that there was a terrorist waiting behind every bush planning to assassinate you personally on your way to work.
** Any "tabloid-style" television news, such as that popularized by [[wikipedia:Rick Sanchez|Rick Sanchez]] at Miami station WSVN.
* The coverage of the Great Recession, at least early on. You'd think from watching some of the reports that the whole world would implode at any moment.
** In February 2009, Hugo Lindgren-writing for the New York Times-coined the term "pessimism porn" to describe these relentless predictions of financial doomsday and the public's fascination with them.
** The absolute worst may come from a guy named Porter Stansberry, a supposed financial analyst who has been disciplined by the SEC for fraud. He's spent the past year flooding the internet, TV and radio waves with ads suggesting the that one of the most important dates in US history is coming and directing people to a website (who's URL is constantly changing). The site features a video with text and voiceovers only, explaining that the US dollar and economy will definitely collapse within the next year because all other nations are on the verge of agreeing to refuse US dollars (even though doing so would voluntarily ravage those countries' economies) and that the US government will respond by taking away everyone's money and sealing off all entry/exit ot the country, so you need to get your money out of the country NOW (but then how will you get to it if the government is going to shut off access to other countries?). What's more, the narrator keeps saying that you MUST believe him because he correctly predicted the collapse of General Motors, Freddie Mac and Fannie May (news flash - a lot of people did). Oh, and did we tell you he knows the one thing that will not only save you but actually make money when this occurs, and he'll send you the booklet about it for free - IF you sign up for his $50 a month newsletter? (Spoiler alert - it's "buy a farm.")
* Every Environmental Scare Ever. According to Paul Ehrlich we've all died of skin cancer from UV exposure thanks to aerosol cans, the world is so crowded people are falling off,and there's no clean water left to
* Every few months or so, an article comes out saying that Facebook, Twitter and texting make children and teens less socially interactive/have less empathy/have poorer grammar (despite the fact that you could arguably say that about anything that allows you to communicate without actually talking to the person). This may or may not be true, however the way the media goes on about it you would think all people under the age of 20 who use social media are anti-social basement dwellers who spend all their time "sexting". This is probably a continuation of the fear when [[
* Every time a new doll aimed at preteen girls comes out, ''someone'' will freak out and claim that the dolls are promoting loose morals and flawed beauty standards.
* Recently, a guy came on Dr. Oz and speculated that apple juice was harmful to drink, mostly because of arsenic being found in the stuff. The guy who made the claims never mentioned there are TWO types of arsenic, one harmful to the body, and the other doing relatively nothing.
* Every few months, some major media network gets hold of a controversial scene/level/mechanic in a video game and rages a huge stink about it, claiming it's turning people into psychopathic serial murderers or basement dwelling losers.
* Every couple of months, there will be an article in some magazine or a book by some non-writer about why African-American women can't seem to get married. The reasons cited will usually be the same: 1) [[All the Good Men Are Gay]] (or in prison) 2)Black men all marry white women 3)Black women are too picky 4)Black women are just plain un-marriageable(or ugly, in extreme cases). The solutions will always be the same: 1) BW should only date outside of their race or 2)BW should settle for the high school dropout on parole with 11 baby mamas. ''Essence'' magazine in particular gets a lot of heat for this.
* Disasters that could wipe out the world or at least humanity get a huge amount of coverage from edutainment networks. Most sensible people agree that it's going to happen someday. TV experts keep stressing that 'someday' includes ''tomorrow''.
* There is always some "teen craze" that is being hyped by the news media. Rainbow parties, bracelets telling what sex acts you've done, vodka gummy bears, vodka tampons, etc. Almost all of them are not as common as the news media would have you believe. If anything the news just makes teens want to try it.
** In the case of Rainbow parties, no one actually did them. If there had been a few cases, then it was because they got the idea when the news claimed that everyone was doing it (a claim that was based off of one story in a book).
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[[Category:New Media Tropes]]▼
[[Category:Television Is Trying to Kill Us]]
[[Category:Truth in Television]]
[[Category:You Can Panic Now]]▼
[[Category:Self-Demonstrating Article]]
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