You Need to Get Laid: Difference between revisions
Rescuing 1 sources and tagging 0 as dead.) #IABot (v2.0.8
(Import from TV Tropes TVT:Main.YouNeedToGetLaid 2012-07-01, editor history TVTH:Main.YouNeedToGetLaid, CC-BY-SA 3.0 Unported license) |
(Rescuing 1 sources and tagging 0 as dead.) #IABot (v2.0.8) |
||
(21 intermediate revisions by 8 users not shown) | |||
Line 1:
{{trope}}
{{quote|''"On the other hand, maybe [[
|'''Roy Greenhilt''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
Some people are just too high-strung, uptight, or ill-tempered for their own good. In the worst cases, all three at once.
Inevitably, someone around them will strongly suggest they go out and do some dancing. And not just any dancing, something along the lines of the Horizontal Mambo. In other words, they need to find another release for all that pent-up energy, stress, or aggression,
[[Don't Explain the Joke|I mean sex.]]
Sometimes said from one friend to another, if they seem too engrossed in their work or hobbies. Similar to "You need a girlfriend/boyfriend," the standard response to geeks being geeky. Can be somewhat patronizing due to the implication that whatever's bothering the person is just because of their hormones. [[Unfortunate Implications|Can]] very [[Acceptable Feminine Goals|easily]] carry [[A Man Is Always Eager|a wide]] variety [[Does Not Like Men|of]] unfortunate [[Teacher
A slight variation of the concept is, rather than just flat-out saying it, trying to hook them up with another person in the hopes that the above will occur on its own. Taken to the extreme can result in [[Pity Sex]].
When the person ''literally'' needs to get laid, this is [[Mate or Die]].
Compare [[Why Don't You Marry It?]], [[Sex
Contrast [[Did You Just Have Sex?]].
{{noreallife|this is All The Tropes, not Tropes After Dark.}}
{{examples
== [[Anime]] ==
* Kyon suggests to Haruhi in ''[[Suzumiya Haruhi]]'' that finding a boyfriend might make her less of a [[Jerkass]]. The novels later suggest that [[Tsundere|Repressed Attraction]] helps a bit.
* Quite a few people have told Kirihara this in the new season of ''[[Darker
* In ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist (
* ''[[Star Driver]]'' asks us all a very important question pertaining to Tetsuya's motorcycle enthusiasm: '''{{color|pink|VIRGIN?}}'''
* Haruka from ''[[
* The Movie adaptation of ''[[
* In the [[Fanon]] of ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'', it's very common to see a character in a fanfic, and a few fans, say that [[Class Representative|Hikari Horaki]] needs a good lay. Popular pairings in this event are usually [[Beta Couple|her love interest, Toji]] or [[Shrinking Violet|Shinji]], [[Ships That Pass in
== [[Comic Books]] ==
* Astonishingly, this was once said to ''[[Conan the Barbarian]]'', of all people. In one of the later comics, Conan has been become the general of [[La Résistance|a rebellion]] against [[The Caligula|King Numedides]] of Aquilonia. A bit stressed, Conan has angrily chasing people out of his tent with threats of bodily harm. One of his allies suggests going into Messantia and finding a girl to bring on the road. This turns out to be a bad idea, as the girl he finds turns out to be a spy who poisons Conan. Fortunately, [[Unexplained Recovery|he survives.]]
* The G-rated version happens in [http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/432350.html an issue] of ''Marvel Adventures Avengers'', when the Avengers are being [[There Are No Therapists|diagnosed]] by [[
** That sequence is taken from the ''[[X-Factor (comics)|X-Factor]]'' issues where Doc Samson examines the team. Wolverine makes a clever reference to Watchmen when he says his blot-test to look like "Some pretty flowers"
* [http://www.elfquest.com/gallery/OnlineComics/SABM/SABM01/DisplaySABM01.html?page=5 This page] in the ''[[Elf Quest]]'' series: And really. Rayek does need to get laid. Badly. With a non-evil woman.
* Jesse Custer in ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)|Preacher]]'' has this realization about himself after a long-winded rant to his dog, after he hears about a watchdog group protesting Arseface's music career:
{{quote|
* Ninjette once told this to [[
* When [[Peter David]] first started writing ''[[
{{quote|
'''Dolphin:''' If you're like any other man, yes. }}
* Subverted in Kevin Smith's ''[[Green Arrow]]'' run where Ollie scolds Mia to quit the lewd jokes and head to school. Mia snarks back that she would have thought Ollie would be in a better mood after a night-long romp with Black Canary.
* Clark's editor says this in ''[[Superman: Secret Identity]]'', when suggesting his pieces might be less analytical and detached if he lived a little more.
== Fanfiction ==
* Pulled off ''brilliantly'' in the ''[[Naruto]]'' [[Peggy Sue]] fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4203131/1/Reload Reload]'', where Sasuke{{spoiler|-chan}} tells {{spoiler|Itachi}} that he needs to get laid. {{spoiler|Itachi}} listens, and sets off on an epic quest to get some, and isn't hesitant about telling people about it. Needless to say, this generates quite a few WTF?? reactions.
* Shows up a lot in ''[[
* Occurs frequently in ''[[Twilight (
* In ''[[Kyon
* Something of a [[Running Gag]] in Athena Prime's ''[[Knights of the Old Republic (
* ''[http://xmen.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544207779 My Friend, my Lover]'' is an ''[[X
* In ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1024863/1/Life_Left_Behind Life Left Behind]'' [[Harry Potter|Draco]] lives as a [[Muggle]] in [[Big Applesauce|New York]]. He works at a diner and one Friday, his best friend Joel shows up for his weekly 'you need a life' chat, which includes a discussion about the fact that Draco hasn't gotten laid in too long. What Joel doesn't know is that [[Ho Yay|Harry]], who is the ex that Draco has been pining after for ten years, happened to show up at the diner right before and can hear the whole conversation. [[Hilarity Ensues|Hilarity (and a bit of drama) ensues.]]
* Imagine a property where you have an extreme bookworm and a godlike yet mischievous teacher. Imagine a fandom more than happy to dive into Rule34 like, say, the internet. Yes, there are some fics (the one linked to here is from a side-story to ''[[Progress]]'') from ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
** Celestia went the extra mile in the ''Progress'' side-story. She tells Luna this, and then gathers four of her guards to assist her (which Luna turned down). Oddly, it wasn't because of Luna being uptight, but because of her being ''naive'' (in Celestia's defense, Luna had just stated that she thought "Abacus" would be a good name for a foal).
* In ''[[
* In a parody of the second ''[[Spider-Man (
* In ''[[
* ''[[My Little Pony
* Also, in ''[[Fallout Equestria]]'' It's revealed in flashback that {{spoiler|PINKIE PIE!}} of all people says this verbatim as advice to
== [[Film]] ==
* In ''[[
* In ''[[City of God]]'', the cool-headed Benny tells his volatile friend Lil Z'e, "you need a girlfriend."
* In the first ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'' film, after Will Turner reveals that he made all the swords in the blacksmith's shop and constantly trains with them, Jack Sparrow quips that he needs a girlfriend. He later decides Will is a eunuch, and it becomes a [[Running Gag]].
* The opening of ''[[The View
** And on the villains side, when one of the sexless fallen angels is going on a rampage, "This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?"
{{quote|
* [[Robin Williams]] to the sergeant major in ''[[Good Morning Vietnam]]'', "You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history."
* In the movie ''Little Big League'', a 12-year-old inherits a pro baseball team. There's a scene in which, after he takes a bunch of crap from the players because he is a kid, he goes and gives the team a furious dressing down in which he reminds them that he is the boss and can fire every one of them. After he storms off one player turns to another and says "That kid needs a woman!"
* Said by one of Andy's neighbors at the start of ''[[The 40-Year-Old Virgin]]''. If it isn't obvious, it's pretty much Andy's goal throughout the movie, too.
* Lucy Diamond, the lesbian supervillain in the film ''[[
* ''[[Swingers]]'' is pretty much all about Trent trying to get Mike laid so he'll get over a breakup.
* Similar to the show below, one of the lighter moments of ''[[The Last Airbender]]'' has Iroh suggest that Zuko meet a girl while in <s> Area 11</s> Fire Nation Colony 15.
* Jason's parents to Jason in ''[[Mystery Team]]''.
* In ''[[American Beauty]]'', Annette Bening's character notes ''of herself'' after she has sex, "That was exactly what I needed."
* In ''[[
Line 85 ⟶ 86:
* Near the beginning of [[Lois McMaster Bujold]]'s novel ''[[Vorkosigan Saga|Brothers In Arms]]'', Elli tells Miles "I don't think I've ever seen a human being who needs to get laid worse than you do right now." The [[UST]] between them means he's not sure if she's coming on to him or just giving him advice...
** Bujold likes this trope. It shows up in ''Barrayar'' as well: "Cordelia pictured some understaffer confiding to Kou: 'Yeah, let's let the Old Man get laid, maybe he'll mellow out...'"
** And then there's ''A Civil Campaign''. The entire main cast ''know'' that they all need to get laid, but knowing that doesn't help matters one bit. Plus, apparently having your staff want your sex life to improve for their sake is hereditary to Vorkosigans: Kareen imagines a similar line about the Old Man's son, "For God's sake, can't somebody please get the little git laid, before he drives us all as crazy as he is?" And then there's "''What'' sex? There hasn't ''been'' any sex. Dammit. Or this would all seem a great deal more worthwhile. I haven't gotten to ''kiss'' the woman yet!"
* In ''[[Gentleman Bastard Sequence|The Lies Of Locke Lamora]]'' by Scott Lynch, the titular character is hopelessly in love with a woman who's a thousand miles away (and may or may not reciprocate), who he'd rather be miserable over than happy with anybody
** Later in the novel, Locke finally decides to take his friends' advice... but he's still stuck on Her, and therefore he can't perform. He does get an excellent massage and some calming advice from a rather understanding prostitute, though.
* One of the media tie-ins for the TV series ''[[Twin Peaks]]'' was a book collecting excerpts from Agent Dale Cooper's life-long diary entries. At one point while in college, a friend tells the tightly-wound Cooper that he "needs to get laid in the worst way." The friend then goes on a date that ends with him in the hospital in a full-body cast. Cooper then comments in his diary this must be the worst way to get laid.
* ''[[Pride and Prejudice]]'': Mr. Collins cannot emphasize enough to the Bennets the urgency with which Lady Catherine insisted he get married...
* In [[Tanya Huff]]'s ''[[Keepers Chronicles|Summon the Keeper]]'', the titular Keeper can't get anyone to believe that there's an imp making trouble in her boarding house. She finally has evidence when it writes on her mirror in lipstick, but when she realizes that it's written "Somebody needs to get laid" she can't bring herself to show it to her housemates. (One would have died of embarrassment, the others would have loudly agreed with the imp).
* [[Frankenstein (
** Of course, the fact that a doctor capable of creating a being from spare parts could create a mate ''incapable'' of reproducing probably never crossed Mary Shelley's mind. Of course, given that this was written in the middle of the nineteenth century by a young woman, this is to be expected.
** In the [[Sequel Series]] by [[Dean Koontz]], the New Race (essentially version 2 or 3.0 that followed on from the monster) ''can'' get laid, but that's ''all'' they can do. They cannot feel intimacy (by design). It works about as well as you'd think.
* In the end of ''[[The Baroque Cycle|Quicksilver]]'' Daniel Waterhouse is told by the John Wilkins of the Royal Society "You need to tend to your own faults, young
* ''[[The Epic of Gilgamesh]]'': Really, that's Enkidu's whole problem. All alone in the woods all his life, no ''wonder'' he's cranky. Six days later, problem solved!
* At the beginning of ''[[Dragaera|Yendi]]'', [[Snarky Non
* Towards the end of ''Eclipse'', Bella Swan from ''[[Twilight (
** Really, Edward? ''Really''?
* In the ''[[Night Huntress]]'' books, Bones gives the bigoted and tightly wound Justina a cynical look and says, "You're in desperate need of a good shag." Her daughter is too speechless to defend her...because she's often had the same thought about her mother.
* [[A Song of Ice and Fire|Tyrion Lannister]] has this opinion of his nephew [[Royally Screwed
* In a bit of [[Unfortunate Implications]] in ''[[The Hollow Man]]'' by [[John Dickson Carr]], Dr Gideon Fell recalls a time he was chairing a debate on women's rights:
{{quote|
** Later in the book, Carr's assistant suggests that she should have taken her own advice.
* Zavahl, former [[Corrupt Church|Hierarch]] of Callisoria in Maggie Furey's ''[[Shadowleague]]'' trilogy, experiences a complete change of personality after finally getting laid.
* ''[[Curse of the Wolfgirl]]'' gives us this wonderful soundbite between Malveria and Thrix:
{{quote|
"No it doesn't"
"Well it should!" }}
* Several people in the [[Wheel of Time]] series have this view about the [[Knight Templar|Whitecloaks.]] From ''Towers of Midnight'', chapter 30:
{{quote|
* In ''[[Harry Potter]]'', when Ginny and Ron get into a fight about Ginny's dating life, she says:
{{quote|
* During the "off again" phases of the "on again, off again" relationship between [[Stephanie Plum]] and sometime boyfriend Morelli, Lula frequently complains that Stephanie is a lot easier to get along with during the "on again" phases than during dry spells.
* In ''[[The Wise
{{quote|
* In [[Mercedes Lackey]]'s ''[[Sacred Ground]]'', the protagonist's grandfather reminds her of the importance of the "Osage blanket ritual" to relieve stress. A few chapters later, she decides to take the advice.
* In [[Greg Bear]]'s ''[[Eon]]'', at one point one of the scientists investigates an asteroid confesses that he can't think clearly. One of his female colleagues suggests he needs to get laid. In a rare case for this trope, she proceeds to lock herself into the room with him, and undress.
* In the prologue to ''Academ's Fury'', of the ''[[Codex Alera]]'' series, a knight visiting the First Lord notes that the First Lord is looking haggard, and recommends, repeatedly, that he get himself a concubine or something to take the edge off.
* In ''[[The Dresden Files|White Night]]'', after the book's climax, Lara Raith, a [[Horny Devils|White Court vampire]], attempts to feed on Harry, but ends up getting burned by [[The Power of Love]], which has been protecting Harry since his last encounter with his former girlfriend, four years previously.
Line 125 ⟶ 126:
* ''[[Frasier]]''. This strikes all of the cast members at least once in the series.
** Frasier tends to suffer this the entire series. In the appropriately named episode ''Frasier Gotta Have It'', when he earns a sexual fling with nutty artist Caitlin, Roz asks him an important question:
{{quote|
** Niles in ''Look Before You Leap'' is tantalized by Maris' rare offer of sex that he starts hitting on ''every female he sees'', including ''Roz''.
{{quote|
'''Niles:''' ''(excited)'' She doesn’t want to talk. When she says “get together” she means in the “You wear the crème fraiche, I’ll lick it off” sense. She’s cleared her schedule from seven till seven-thirty, that means foreplay AND cuddling! }}
** Roz in ''Crock Tales'' bemoans her lack of a sex life.
{{quote|
'''Frasier:''' There’s nothing wrong with dinner.
'''Roz:''' I know, but it used to come with sex.
'''Daphne:''' Oh, come on, Roz, sounds like you need a drink.
'''Roz:''' Oh, that used to come with sex, too. }}
* Kochanski to Rimmer in ''[[
* The early ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel
{{quote|
* In the ''[[Star Trek: Enterprise]]'' episode "A Night In Sickbay," Phlox questions whether his dog's illness is what's ''really'' bothering Captain Archer, and asks him, "How long has it been since you were intimate with a woman?"
** The opening scene of "Fallen Hero" has T'Pol recommending shore leave on Risa, because crew efficiency has gone down 3% due to a lack of sexual activity. On the other hand, the sexual tension could be caused by a certain Vulcan walking around in her [[Stripperiffic|catsuit]].
* On ''[[
** The episode after this proves Cordy is
{{quote|
'''Angel:''' (smirking) "Well, it was [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|sort of the other way around]]." }}
** Sex isn't exactly a problem with Angel. It's just that he [[Can't Have Sex Ever|can't get groiny with Buffy]], the only woman with whom he can really have "a moment of perfect happiness," [[Curse Escape Clause|without unleashing]] [[Complete Monster|Angelus]] [[Curse Escape Clause|upon the world]].
* In the second season finale of ''[[Buffy]]'', Principal Snyder finds Buffy in the middle of a crime scene, and expels her. After she pulls out a giant sword, Buffy subtly insinuates this to Snyder.
{{quote|
'''Snyder''': Your point being? }}
** When Buffy turns invisible in season 6, Xander goes to Spike to discuss the situation and walks in on them having sex. Spike claims he's exercising and, possibly out of denial, Xander accepts it.
{{quote|
** Then there's the time Andrew freaks out over Willow wanting to kill him to Xander and Anya. They're not sympathetic, and the numerous [[Star Wars]] references do not help:
{{quote|
** A variation during the final conflict of Season 6. {{spoiler|Dark Willow}} says "Oh Buffy. You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked", but says it in the same way someone might say "You need to get laid."
* In Season 3 episode 5 of [[
* Season three ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' episode "The Jerk" has its unlikeable teenaged patient delivering a rather eloquent version of this trope, telling his mother: "''Get yourself coited''."
* Nick Stokes on ''[[CSI]]'' once told assistant coroner David that he needed a girlfriend, only to have David reply "I'm engaged--but thank you."
* An episode of ''[[
{{quote|
* Glenn gets accused of this in ''[[The Thick of It]]''.
* In late September{{when}}, Chris Rock appeared on Oprah Winfrey's show promoting a new movie that promised to reveal the "secrets" of African American women's hair. [[Internet Backlash|Viewers were not happy.]] When he re-appeared on the show he was read a letter from "Shirley" with the following
* Barney Stinson on ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'' believes that every international conflict boils down to sexual tension. Crisis in the Middle East? Gaza Strippers! Apartheid? Apart thighs! The Cold War? Mr. Gorbachev, take down those pants!
* ''[[
{{quote|
* ''[[Rizzoli and Isles]]'': Frost says this to Korsak after Korsak geeks out over a victim's expensive sailboat.
* In an episode of ''[[JAG]]'' Commander Rabb tells Commander Turner that the sooner Turner gets with somebody, the sooner he'll lighten up.
* Used indirectly in ''[[The Closer]]''; a US army major, after dealing with Brenda, remarks that she needs to get laid. While in her murder room, to her ''husband''. He naturally replies that that's not what's wrong with her.
* When [[Farscape
{{quote|
'''D'Argo''': For you.
'''Chiana''': For everyone. Sex.
'''John''': With you? Or with him?
'''Chiana''': Whatever. }}
* On BBC [[Panel Show]] ''The Bubble'', Reginald D. Hunter to David Mitchell (after yet another of the latter's [[Character Filibuster|peeved-about-a-technicality rants]]): "After this, let's go and get you a girlfriend."
* In season 2 of ''[[Secret Diary of a Call Girl]]'', Bambi, Belle's protegée, says this to her, despite the fact that she's working as a prostitute, with the implication being that she needs to get laid in a non-professional capacity.
* ''[[Primeval]]'':
{{quote|
'''Danny:''' Why?
'''Connor:''' That was his favorite gun.
'''Danny:''' We need to get him a girlfriend. }}
* In the ''[[Star Trek:
* In one episode of ''[[Scrubs]]'', after Carla and Turk discover J.D. is staring at them making out, Carla, word-for-word, asks J.D., "When's the last time you got laid?"
* An interesting variation happens in an episode of ''[[Glee]]''. Those of the boys who have girlfriends who won't sleep with them figure out that using mental images of their [[Brawn Hilda|football coach]] is a very effective way of cooling down when making out. Of course, Coach Bieste finds out about it, and gets so upset that she quits her job (turns out she is really [[No Guy Wants an Amazon|insecure]] about her looks). In the resulting discussion about how the guys didn't mean to upset her, in fact they like her and she basically saved the football team from failure and humiliation, Santana comes to the conclusion that if everyone would just get laid, the school would have a winning football team.
Line 185 ⟶ 186:
== Newspaper Comics ==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20110814163249/http://garfield.nfshost.com/2002/04/05/ A G-rated version] in ''[[Garfield]]'':
{{quote|
'''Garfield:''' You need a woman. }}
Line 195 ⟶ 196:
== [[Theater]] ==
* In ''[[Gypsy]]'', June and Louise both sing "If Mama Was Married," which is basically them dreaming about what life would be like if their mom would stay married, ''calm down'', and leave them be.
* Toward the end of ''[[Much Ado About Nothing]]'', Benedick, after finally surrendering to marriage to Beatrice, turns to Don Pedro(who had engineered the matchmaking between the two) and quips, "Prince, thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife."
* In ''[[One Touch of Venus]]'', when Molly spots Savory sulking, she advises him: "A girl on the couch is worth two on the mind!"
Line 201 ⟶ 202:
== [[Video Games]] ==
* In ''[[
{{quote|
* The Ant uses the E-rated version ("We've got to get this guy a girlfriend") towards Tombstone in ''[[Freedom Force]] vs. The Third Reich''. Of course, Tombstone is dead, having been falsely accused for the murder of his wife and executed in the electric chair, only to be resurrected as a wrathful specter by a dose of [[Applied Phlebotinum|Energy X]].
* [[Grand Theft Auto IV|Niko Bellic]] tells the creepy, sadistic serial killer and rapist Eddie Low that he needs to get laid. {{spoiler|He just has...a dead jogger down by the docks. [[Squick]].}}
* This is Sandra's solution to pretty much every problem Phoenix tells her in ''[[Culpa Innata]]''.
** Phoenix doesn't always disagree. This is a [[Free
* Keiji from ''[[Sengoku Basara]]'' enjoys teasing [[Chaste Hero]] Yukimura about his non-existent love life and often suggests he should try it. However by the third game, he flat out tells the kid to settle down and get himself a wife already.
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* For a brief while, this was a joke concerning Emily on the ''[[
* The ''[[
** This seems to be the fan consensus on Redcloak, the [[Big Bad]]'s [[The Dragon|Dragon]].
*** Redcloak's brother tries to arrange a date for him in ''[[Start of Darkness]]''. It doesn't work.
*** Redcloak's problem isn't sexual frustration, it's not having the balls to admit his mistakes. Xykon: ''You'll obey me forever now, because I give you an excuse for your inexcusable behavior''.
**** Though one of the things ''driving'' that inexcusable behavior was his dedication to "the Plan." Right-eye seemed to hope that hooking Redcloak up with a nice, intelligent goblin chick would encourage him to settle down and focus more on living a normal life than [[Utopia Justifies the Means|building the goblin utopia]]. So, if not "just sex" specifically, the situation still falls vaguely under this trope.
* ''[[Questionable Content]]'':
{{quote|
'''Dora''': We have GOT to get you laid. }}
** [[Character Development|It really]] [[Did You Just Have Sex?|does help]].
* This is implied to be part of Gil's ever increasing stress in ''[[
** Of course, trying to balance the needs and desires of his love interest and his father, dealing with the Jagers, and ''taking on an entire army of [[Steampunk]] [[Spider Tank
** Really, tossing him and Agatha in a locked room for, say, half an hour would solve a lot of problems.
** Inverted [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040305 here], when the baron suggest Gil has to marry so he stops sleeping with any slut he encounters.
** In the ''Cinderella'' theater break, Zeetha tells Agatha "We'd better get you playing with the princes' tool belts quick". Agatha is more excited by the straight sense than she would have been if she understood what it meant.
* ''[[
** Applied to one of the actual cast members [http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/02-wikimania/wiki/ here].
* Viciously parodied [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3391401/ here].
Line 232 ⟶ 233:
** [[Running Gag|"I love this guy!"]]
* In ''[[The Dreamer]]'', Alan gets told this by Col. Knowlton, and even gets furlough papers so he can marry Beatrice.
* In ''[[Arthur, King of Time and Space]]'', [http://www.arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/1042.htm Croisette says this to Lancelot].
== Web Original ==
* [[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
** [[Stock British Phrases|"That Kaiba bloke needs to get shagged."]]
** Even his own ''computer'' comments this! And no mention of a wife in GX...
*** Though he can't really get married to a [[Reincarnation Romance|trading]] [[Cargo Ship|card]].
* [[The Spoony Experiment
* [[Atop the Fourth Wall
* [[Uncyclopedia]] has [
== Western Animation ==
Line 249:
** In the episode "To Love and Die in Dixie", Stewie says about Meg: "She needs to get laid, big time."
** In "Leggo my Meg-O", when Meg goes to Paris, Stewie says to her: "Don't worry about me, just get yourself laid."
* In an episode of the ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'' series, Aladdin says that Mozenrath "needs a girlfriend." Which, considering this was ''[[Draco in Leather Pants|Mozenrath]]'' only led to dozens of [[Fan Girl|fangirls]] volunteering.
* "He really needs to get a girlfriend," spoken by Moe of Barney in ''[[The Simpsons (
** In "You Kent Always Say What You Want" Rod Flanders, of all people, suggests that his dad Ned needs to re-marry after seeing him going into full-on bible-thumping [[Moral Guardians|moral guardian mode]].
{{quote|
* ''[[
** Iroh likewise suggest that Zuko needs to pick up a chick on more than one occasion. (There's even an entire [[
{{reflist}}
[[Category:Sex Tropes]]
[[Category:Character Flaw Index]]
[[Category:Stock Phrases]]
[[Category:
[[Category:
[[Category:
|