Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series/Ho Yay: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''Duke''': I know how she feels. Guys are proposing to me all the time.<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Get your hand off my butt!<br />

{{quote| '''Tristan''': Be quiet you fool! [[It Makes Sense in Context|Do you ]]''[[It Makes Sense in Context|want ]]''[[It Makes Sense in Context|the aliens to probe your anus?]]<br />

* Let's face it - any scene featuring Marik and Bakura will result in large amounts of this trope. In the recap episode, their teaming up was described with Florence claiming they should be partners. Marik responded “You mean like partners in crime?” and Florence replied somewhat sarcastically. In episode 40, Florence tells Marik it's a good thing he's [[Brainless Beauty|pretty]], because [[Belligerent Sexual Tension|otherwise he would have suffocated him]]. In the "Leather Pants" video, Marik says that both him ''and'' Florence are quite hot and sexy and there is a shot of them standing very close (with [[Bishie Sparkle|sparkles]]) to the line “And we're really [[Just Friends]]!” Right before they die at the hands of Melvin, they sing "[[Final Love Duet|Stand By Me]]" in a duet, and in a deleted scene, got a [[Dying Declaration of Love|Dying Confession of Hate]] so foe yay-riffic it's currently the page quote for [[Foe Yay]]/Anime. Incredibly? Their [[Ho Yay]] only gets ''more blatant'' in ''[[Marik Plays Bloodlines (Let's Play)|Marik Plays Bloodlines]]'':

{{quote| '''Prostitute''': Okay, honey. Let's see what you've got.<br />

'''Marik''': Hey, Bakura, isn't that what you said to me the first time we met? [[Comically Missing the Point|And then I showed you my Millenium Item.]]<br />

{{quote| '''Melvin''': If you're done fighting with your girlfriend, we have a card game to finish! <br />

'''Florence''': He's not my girlfriend! <br />

** And now in ''[[Marik Plays Bloodlines (Let's Play)|Marik Plays Bloodlines]]'' episode 6, {{spoiler|Marik has admitted that he's gay and keeps a whole folder filled with Thiefshipping pictures on his computer. Amazingly, he ''still'' denies that any of this is true, at first claiming that Bakura couldn't hear him, and then blaming the ghost in the game.}} It's becoming increasingly obvious that the only thing stopping Marik and Florence from being full-on [[Yaoi Guys]] is Marik's inexplicable insistence that he is not gay.

{{quote| "You should buy the whipped cream for later ... you know ... for snacks."}}

{{quote| '''Melvin:''': I always knew you wanted me to be inside you, Bakura!}}

{{quote| '''Yugi''': Aw, that's cute! Duke and Tristan got their own little hole!}}

{{quote| '''Duke''': We've gotta get outa here, dude! I kinda have this disease where if I don't have half-naked girls applied to my body at regular intervals... I die.<br />

'''Tristan''': Want me to take my top off?<br />

'''Duke''': I said half-naked ''girls''!<br />

'''Tristan''': How do you know it won't work if you don't try it?<br />

{{quote| '''Yugi''': I wonder what Tristan would do<br />

[[Gilligan Cut]]<br />

'''Tristan''': I'm going to touch your boobs!<br />

{{quote| '''Kaiba''':When I'm through with you, you'll have to take a shower to wash away the smell of defeat. And I won't be watching you do it.<br />

'''Yami''': Why would you be watching me?<br />

'''Kaiba''': I don't know, I just wanted to make sure you knew I wouldn't be.<br />

'''Yami''': But I never thought-<br />

'''Kaiba''': Good because I won't!<br />

'''Yami''': Why would I think that you were watching m-<br />

{{quote| '''Joey''': Bye, darling!<br />

{{quote| '''Yuusei''': [[Shout -Out|You can be my wingman anytime, Jack.]]<br />

{{quote| '''Yuusei''': And then Jack turned to Yuusei and said "come over here and kick my engines into overdrive".}}

** In the last part, Yuusei and Yami get their Ho Yay on, with the latter continually adding '[[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|no homo]]' and Yami replying ambivalently. Until...

{{quote| '''Yusei''': [[Running Gag|You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi.]]<br />

'''Yugi''': No, Yusei. You can be ''mine''.<br />

*sexy music plays; they eyesex*<br />

'''Yuusei''': No homo, right?<br />

{{quote| '''Marik''': (To Bakura/Florence) But we had some good times, right? Like that time we all got together to play baseball in the dessert. [[Accidental Innuendo|I was the pitcher, you were the catcher...]]}}

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