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Aussie reviews games<br />[[Accentuate the Negative|Accentuating their flaws]]<br />While talking quite fast.

 

JRPGs? Eeeew.<br />Cliffy B. is hot (not gay).<br />And STONKING GREAT TITS.<br />

 

[[Mean Brit|Brit]] with a sweet hat<br />And a chip on his shoulder<br />[[Motor Mouth|Quickly]] [[Accentuate the Negative|trashes]] [[Caustic Critic|games.]]

 

Loves [[Silent Hill 2|James Sunderland]]<br />Because he would never just<br />[[Press X to Not Die]]

 

[[Motor Mouth|He speaks at light speed]]<br />[[Accentuate the Negative|And makes good games sound like crap]]<br />Except for [[Portal (series)|Portal]].

 

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