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== Zoofights VI ==
* Since nothing's here yet I'd like to nominate Discount Bees' artwork. His portraits of [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight1/17.jpg Berlin Walrus]{{Dead link}} and [http://zoofights.squarespace.com/storage/zoofights6/round1_fight2/9larger.jpg Croaka-Cola]{{Dead link}} are fantastic and I was sad that he didn't/couldn't do one for all the contestants.
* The end of the battle between the Mangolin' Pangolins and the Hippos with an Eating Disorder. {{spoiler|[[Your Princess Is in Another Castle|Just when it seems the Pangolins are about to win, an ominous rumbling begins.]] The missing fourth Hippo smashes through the floor, having grown to gigantic proportions after eating through a meat locker and a World War I museum. It squashes Ballz underfoot and eats Drillz, the leader, leaving only Hammerz to face it alone. Just when it seems Hammerz is doomed, [[Big Damn Heroes|Drillz, now riding a tank, bursts through the hippo's abdomen and saves the day.]]}}
* H.H. Johnson (Blurry Gray Thing)'s observations on [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409025&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=38 Luchadillo] (bottom of page).
* Vylan Antagonist's observations on [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3409025&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=39 Gadadhara] (down a bit), so good Major Failure counted it despite closing the votes after H.H. Johnson's post. They could also count as a "What Could've Been" for the doomed Reticulated Giraffython and the Russian Rhino Tank. Whatjusthappened's account of Gadadhara on the job (near bottom) is also pretty good and Vylan Antagonist's picture of {{spoiler|Gadadhara KO'ing Luchadillo}} (bottom of page) aint' too bad either.
* The Fite Yer' Mates [http://forums.zoofights.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=132 Big Bar Brawl]{{Dead link}} on the forum. From the buildup prior to the fight, giving everyone added characterisation and motivations for winning, to the fight itself, written with all the quality and brutality of Major Failure himself, it's clear that jumpropeman may be one of, if not ''the'' best writer Zoofights has.
* The Osmium Chef dies on her own terms, shoving her own whisk-arm into her microwave chest, exploding in a spectacular mass of feathers and electricity, and giving Krilldozer a radioactive migraine as a final Fuck You.
* The outcome of the seemingly lopsided match of [[Bash Brothers|Double Pangolin]] vs. [[Eldritch Abomination|Black Rabbath]]: '''''[[Underdogs Always Win|GO HOME,]] [[Defeating the Undefeatable|AND BE A FAMILY MAN.]]'''''
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