Zoolander/Funny
- Garry Shandling?
- Derek's and Hansel's epic staredown, trash talking and subsequent "walk-off."
- The unveiling of Mugatu's model for the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.
Derek: What is this? (smashes model on the floor) A center for ants?! |
- Matilda admits to Derek and Hansel that she was a bulimic teenager.
Derek: .....you can read minds? |
- Maury Squicking Mugatu out with his prostate troubles.
- "A eugoogoolizer. You know, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?!"
- "But why male models?"
- ".....you serious? I just told you that, a moment ago."
- "Oh."
- ".....you serious? I just told you that, a moment ago."
- The "Unfortunate gasoline fight incident."