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• The page quote for Dirty Old Man.

Mike: I can't keep burdening Lisa forever, but I do have a Happy Box and nice-bodied girls like Nan and Linda to keep me company, so I'm pretty happy in my own way. Nyahahahaha! Linda: I'm sorry, Mike, but that's called sexual harassment these days. Mike: This is a hard world we live in now. How disappointing.

• Wess Dance!

"Don't look, now! I'm not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though."

• "Your fly's open! XYZ!" Cue Lucas' reaction, then...
  • "You're much manlier now!"
• Your Mileage May Vary, but some of the enemy Chimera designs are bizarre enough to be funny. Such as the Ostrelephant, and its entry in the Battle Memory:

"Is the long part its trunk or its neck? How does it bathe itself? An utterly mysterious Chimera."

• Chapter 8. The Empire Pork Building. The toilet dungeon.
• Roaming the highways in Chapter 7...on an animate coffee table.
• "No problem here... problem here."
• "Thank you for taking the time to read this sign. This sign loves you."
• When you find out the real difference between the green and regular trains.
• The random music and fireworks presents.
• "Your friend smells like a dog..."
• "It's perfectly safe! See? I can roll it like this!"
• The Barrier Trio strikes one final Barrier Pose! --- It was spectacular.
• Wess opening the large, mouth-shaped door in Osohe Castle. By dancing to disco music!

Wess: Don't look around! I swear I'm not sticking my butt out or anything like that!

• • • The best part is that this makes the door laugh, allowing you through.
  • Also, the scene in chapter four where Boney dresses up like a kid to get into the nightclub.

"Shake! ...Oh, sorry about that. I just get that instinct when I look at you..."

• • A particularly amusing moment in the otherwise bleak endgame: Dr. Andonuts rolling Porky around in the Absolutely Safe Capsule.
  • The refreshing toilets segment.
  • Lucas opened the present. You heard a mambo/reggae/waltz rhythm. Ah.
  • Every single sign ever.

Preserve our beautiful scenery! Please refrain from posting signs.

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