The Ugly Barnacle/Tear Jerker
- Everyone died. Everyone. You. Your friends. Your family. Everyone.
- The fact that the story didn't help at all.
- It ended. It's all over.
- The barnacle was so ugly that it never had any friends. How can you not weep over his plight?
- Combined with him Jumping Off the Slippery Slope, he's quite the Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds. How the mighty can fall...
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