The Ugly Barnacle/Laconic

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A laconic version is somewhat superfluous, due to the expert use of Minimalism in the original story, but here it is anyway:

A barnacle was so ugly that everyone died. [1]

The end.

  1. ↑ A joke from SpongeBob SquarePants that is being joked about.
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