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[[File:weirdal.jpg|frame|I am Weird Al, and I dare to be stupid!]]
 
 
{{quote|''"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life."''|'''Homer Simpson''', ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', "That 90s Show"}}
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*** Drew Carey shows up in "All About the Pentiums".
*** Dick Van Patten shows up in a lot of his videos.
*** The video for "Tacky" features [[Margaret Cho]], [[Jack Black]], [[CSI|Aisha]] [[Whose Line Is It Anyway?|Tyler]], [[Modern Family Eric Stonestreet]], and [[Flight of the Conchords|Kristen]] [[30 Rock|Schaal]].
** Al in other works:
*** All three ''[[The Naked Gun]]'' movies. The first and last were [[As Himself]]. In the second movie, he's {{spoiler|the criminal who Frank opens the door on.}}
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* [[Classically-Trained Extra]]: "Skipper Dan" is built on this trope. It's the tale of a former up-and-coming, critically-acclaimed Broadway actor... who is stuck giving shows on the "Jungle Cruise" at Disneyland.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]
* [[Conspicuous CG]]: The video for "Perform This Way" features Weird Al's [[Digital Head Swap|head pasteddigitally superimposed]] overon a woman's body. The effect works for the most part, but it looks just ''[[Uncanny Valley Makeup|slightly]]'' off...
* [[Comedic Sociopathy]]
* [[Cross Dresser]]: Just listen to "Truck Driving Song".
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** He parodied the phenomenon with "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEmTbpvj9fM Don't Download This Song]", which, ironically, was DRM-free when most online retailers were stuck with it and can be downloaded legally for free.
** Al also has a habit of leaking one or more songs from his upcoming albums early, usually by posting it to [[YouTube]] or some other such site.
** And now for some [[Irony]]. [[YouTube]] seems to have blocked one person's upload of his music videos in the U.S. due to copyright concerns from Sony... said person is Weird Al himself.
** Al also mentions in the [[DVD Commentary]] for ''[[The Weird Al Show]]'' coming across a fansite that was distributing episodes of the show, saying that he was fine with it as long as they stopped after the official DVD release by [[Shout Factory]].
** Al himself authorized his album ''Alpocalypse'' to be streamed over the internet a week before its release date.
* [[Disturbed Doves]]: These show up in the music video for "If That Isn't Love" during a couple of repeats of the chorus.
* [[DIY Disaster]]: "The Plumbing Song".
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* [[Forrest Gump]]: "Gump" (parody of [[The Presidents Of The United States Of America]]'s "Lump"). A verse from the song provides the movie's page quote.
* [[Funny Background Event]]: Whenever the basketball players appear in the video for "Smells Like Nirvana".
* [[Fun with Palindromes]]: The lyrics of "Bob" (a style parodypastiche of [[Bob Dylan]]) are all palindromes -- as is, of course, its title.
* [[Game Show Appearance]]: The subject of "I Lost on Jeopardy". Amusingly, he later appeared on ''Rock & Roll Jeopardy!''… and lost. (However, he played a celebrity edition of ''[[Wheel of Fortune]]'' in 1994 and won.)
* [[Gem-Encrusted]]: Like a swimming pool.
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''And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing''<br />
''But frankly, I can't imagine why'' }}
** And carried further in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc "Word Crimes"]] from 2014's ''Mandatory Fun''.
* [[Gratuitous French]]: Parodied in "Perform This Way"
{{quote| ''And for no reason now I'll sing in French''<br />
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''Next weekend on ''[[The Price Is Right]]'' '' }}
* [[Hitler Cam]]: Used in "One More Minute" at the end, where Al rips out 'his' (plastic) heart.
** Also the cover of and promotional videos ("Transmission 1" through "Transmission 4") for 2014's ''Mandatory Fun''.
* [[Hoist by His Own Petard]]: "I Remember Larry" which has Larry being murdered by the target of many of his malicious gags, with the target making it sound like it was only another malicious gag.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: "Amish Paradise" contains the line "I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art"
* [[Hollywood Nerd]]: Al played this image up early in his career with the large glasses, white guy Afro, and cheesy mustache. Once he ditched these, around the time "Running with Scissors" came out (although a few videos before then didn't have them), it was suddenly discovered that Mr. Yankovic is actually very good-looking to go along with his geeky charm.
* [[Hollywood Silencer]]: A sound effect in "Party In The CIA"<ref>A lyrical parody of "Party In The USA" by [[Miley Cyrus]]</ref>. [[Lampshaded]] by the lyric "And my silencer was on".
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''And set fire to myself on stage'' }}
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Real life example: one of his long time band members goes by "Bermuda" Schwartz.
** Another possible example in "I Remember Larry," after he talks about tying the titular prankerprankster's mouth with a rag and leaving him for dead:
{{quote| ''If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'll say''<br />
''But I'm sure if ol' Lar were still with us today''<br />
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* [[Ink Suit Actor]]: His roles on ''[[Transformers Animated]]'' and ''[[Lilo and Stitch: The Series]]''. Also appeared as himself on ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''. ''Of course''.
* [[In the Style Of]]: At least half of Al's non-parodies mimic the style of another significant musician, perhaps the most famous being "Dare To Be Stupid", his take on [[Devo]]. In addition, every album but the first and fifth contains a medley of recent hit songs performed as a polka.
** "Dog Eat Dog" parodies the Talking Heads, and even includes modified versions of lines from "Once in a Lifetime". Al even puts on a David Byrne-style giant suit when performing this song live.
** "Trigger Happy" is a take on the style of of ''every [[The Beach Boys|Beach Boys]] song ever.'' Except for the "Pet Songs"-era ones he later homaged with "Pancreas".
** "Bob" is a bunch of palindromes sung like [[Bob Dylan]]. The video even parodies "Subterranean Homesick Blues".
** "CNR" is a style parody of [[The White Stripes]].
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** In a lot of cases, his "style parodies" are a result of not getting permission to do a parody of an actual song by the band. For example, after Trent Reznor refused to let him do any [[Nine Inch Nails]] songs, Weird Al came out with "Germs," which clearly borrows from several NIN songs.
*** For similar reasons, he has done two songs in the style of Prince: "Traffic Jam" and the indirectly Beck-styled "Wanna B Ur Lovr".
*** Likewise, the opening lines to the very early "Buckingham Blues" were obviously supposed to be the beginning of a parody of "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp; presumably permission was denied, and he reworked the parody into an original blues pastiche.
** "If That Isn't Love" is mostly a style parody of his close friends, the boys of [[Hanson]], but there's definitely a few jabs at [[Justin Bieber]] in there too.
** In a slightly less musical example, ''Carnival of the Animals, Part Two'' (the B-side to ''[[Peter and The Wolf]]'') includes recited poetry in the style of Ogden Nash.
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* [[Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique]]: [[Played for Laughs]] (obviously) in "Party in the C.I.A."
* [[Jaywalking Will Ruin Your Life]]: "Don't Download This Song"
* [[Jumping the Shark]]: [[In-Universe|A line in "Couch Potato"]] says that ''[[King of Queens]]'' did this. In the first minute.
** But only because [[Richard Simmons|Richard]] [[Camp Gay|Simmons]] [[Very False Advertising|wasn't]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|in it]].
* [[Limited Wardrobe]]: Al has almost always been seen wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt, black trousers, and brightly-patterned Vans shoes since the 1980s. Until Al had his vision corrected with LASIK eye surgery in the 1990s, his distinctive large wire-rimmed eyeglasses were also part of his trademark look, as was his "white-guy afro".
* [[List Song]]: Lots. "Hardware Store", "eBay", "Bob" ([[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|a list of palindromes done in the style of Bob Dylan]]), "Virus Alert", "I'll Sue Ya..."
* [[Long Runners]]: He's been around for quite a while.
** As one [[Adult Swim]] [[Eyecatch]] observed, if you went back to 1984 and told people that Weird Al was still relevant in 2006 while Michael Jackson had flamed out, they likely wouldn't believe you.
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* [[Love Martyr]]: "You Don't Love Me Anymore" takes this trope to extremes.
* [[Lyrical Dissonance]]: "Christmas At Ground Zero".
** Also "Good Old Days", a James Taylor-esque folk ballad about childhood. However, this particular childhood involved torturing rats with hacksaws, burning down a corner store and brutally beating the shop owner, and taking a girl from highschoolhigh school to a dance, and shaving her bald and abandoning her in the desert.
** The last verse of "I Remember Larry"
** "Weasel Stomping Day"
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* [[M. C. Escher]]: In "White and Nerdy", Al explains he is Al's favorite [[Punny Name|MC]].
* [[Manipulative Editing]]: ''Al TV'''s fake interviews, where Al adds weird questions to a famous person's answers ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaO7sRjyxw original]/[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPwBdnknGIs edited]). And sometimes, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lepM8VCGN7c the interviewee acts weird enough to help!].
* [[Memetic Badass]]: [[In-Universe|In-song]] example -- [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA Charles Nelson Reilly].
* [[Memetic Outfit]]: Earlier in his career, there was a particular pair of horrendously ugly pants given to Al that he wore at every concert (which can be seen on his first album cover). He eventually ditched them. Later, he was known for his large collection of Hawaiian-print shirts and Vans sneakers. He still pulls these out, though not as frequently.
* [[Michael Jackson]]: The only artist to have more than one song parodied on a studio album, and one of very few whose songs have been so high that Al had to change the key for the parody.
** Also heAl actually delayed hisan album (which would later be "Off the Deep End") just so he could do a parody of a song off MichealMichael's new album (Dangerous).. only for MichealMichael to offer Al any song but "Black or White" (WhichwWhich Al wanted to parody), because MichealMichael didn't want to lower the song's message.
* [[Mind Screw]]: "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05av9iJvgiQ Everything You Know Is Wrong]", among others.
* [[Minor Flaw, Major Breakup]]: Or, as he likes to put it, "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMU8nvZzOs Close But No Cigar]."
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* [[Misplaced Sorrow]]: "Why Does This Always Happen to Me?" is all about this.
* [[Mood Whiplash]]:
** A perfect example is on the album "''Straight Outta Lynwood''," after his [[Rage Against the Machine]] parody "I'll Sue Ya." After an angry song like that one, there's an abrupt guitar chord, which is directly followed by a one-second pause going into "Polkarama," which has the [[Dance Craze]] "Chicken Dance" as an intro. Of course, THAT''that'' goes into a polka cover of "Let's Get it Started" by The Black-Eyed Peas.
*** A similar example is on the album "''Running With Scissors"'', where the [[Nine Inch Nails]] style parodypastiche "Germs" is followed by an intensely happy polka (the first track in the medley being the ''[[Spice Girls]]'', for crying out loud). [[Mood Whiplash]] at it'sits finest, folks.
** Within the song "That's Your Horoscope for Today", the prediction for Sagittarius goes from the lighthearted, silly predictions for others to '''"Kill them"''' in a deep, evil sounding voice without any music playing, then jumps straight back to silly in the very next line.
* [[Morally-Ambiguous Ducktorate]]: Given the content of the song "I Want A New Duck," one presumes a duck of less-than-ideal behavior was already being dealt with.
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to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.<br />
Where was I? }}
* [[Mockumentary]]: Two, actually. There's the rare "The Compleat Al," made to help promote the ''Dare To Be Stupid'' album, and the Disney Channel combination [[Mockumentary]]/[[Rockumentary]] "''There's No Going Home"'', which was included as an [[Easter Egg]] on the ''Running With Scissors'' album.
* [[Mondegreen]]: Done [[In-Universe]] in the song "Trapped In The Drive-thru"
{{quote| ''I hopped up and said, "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"''<br />
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* [[Naughty Birdwatching]]: "Melanie".
* [[Nerdgasm]]: [[In-Universe|The singer]] in "Hardware Store".
* [[Nice Guy]]: Although fair-use law regarding parody mean Al doesn't ''need'' anyone's permission, he makes sure that he does have permission from an artist in order to poke fun. This has worked out for him in several ways, with the originalsoriginal artists often contributing resources to the final project to thank him for his politeness.
** For instance, Mark Knopfler insisting on playing the lead guitar part for "Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies".
* [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]]: The ''UHF'' video, in which the parodied musicians include Robert Palmer (''Addicted to Spuds" never got its own video), [[Prince]], and [[The Beatles]].
* [[Nose Nuggets]]: "Gotta Boogie". ("Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off!")
* [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]]: In the booklet that came with ''Permanent Record'', Al notes that the song "Midnight Star" (about ridiculous tabloid headlines) contained mostly real headlines from various tabloids. He specifically noted that he held onto one about The Incredible Frog Boy from the ''[[Weekly World News]]'' for years.
** The telephone company's new service that lets you talk to the dead came from a late 70s-early 80s issue of ''[[The National Enquirer]]''.
* [[Now How Much Would You Pay?]]: Called out verbatim in "Mr. Popeil."
* [[Once a Season|Once an Album]]: Almost every album<ref>"Weird Al Yankovic" and "Even Worse" are the odd ones out here</ref> contains onea polka medley of songs popular at the time <ref>The exceptions being "The Hot Rocks Polka", which is a medley of Rolling Stones' songs from a wider span of time, and "Bohemian Polka" is a double-speed full cover of "Bohemian Rhapsody"</ref>, and one song in any style ripping on TV shows popular at the time. There's also always at least one song about food.
** In fact, back when records were still released on vinyl, one of his early albums had "More Songs About Food and TV" scratched into the inner, blank area between the final track and the label.
* [[One-Scene Wonder]]: His opening song number in ''[[Spy Hard]]'' was the only memorable thing from that whole movie.
** Heck, it's pretty much the only thinkthing anyone actually likes about that movie. It is the first film made by [[Seltzer and Friedberg]], after all.
* [[Only a Flesh Wound]]: From ''Trigger Happy''
{{quote| ''Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den''<br />
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''You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day'' }}
* [[Parody Assistance]]: Sometimes Al gets more than just permission to parody an artist's songs. [[Michael Jackson]] donated the subway set used for "Badder" (the kid version of "Bad" filmed for ''[[Moonwalker]]'') to Yankovic for his parody "Fat", Ray Manzarek of [[The Doors]] played keyboards and bass on "Craigslist", and [[Dire Straits|Mark Knopfler]] would only allow Al to parody "Money for Nothing" if he was permitted to do the guitar work himself.
** Ben Folds played piano on "Why Does This Always Happen To Me"... which is a parody of Ben Folds songs. "Genius in France", a style parody of [[Frank Zappa]], features Frank's son Dweezil on guitar.
** Though more of a stretch, singer and voice coach Lisa Popeil has done female backup vocals for Al since 1983. The first song to feature her? "Mr. Popeil", a song that makes fun of her father's products and brother's infomercials in the style of [[The B-52's|The B 52s]].
** James Brown arranged for Al to record the music video for "Living With A Hernia" using the backdrop where he performed the"Living In songAmerica" in ''[[Rocky IV]]''.
** On Al's 2011 album ''Alpocalypse'', he did a style parody of [[Hanson]] called "If That Isn't Love." Al and the Hanson brothers are friends, and Taylor Hanson plays keyboards on the song.
* [[Peacock Girl|Peacock Boy]]: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iybANfcD8k "Perform This Way"] (he also wears it in the actual music video)
* [[Poe's Law]]: Some people believed that "Don't Download This Song" was actually trying to spread the message that [[Digital Piracy Is Evil]].
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* [[Poke the Poodle]]: "Young, Dumb & Ugly" is a song about this.
* [[Posthumous Narration]]: In "Melanie".
* [[Precision F-Strike]]: In "Jerry Springer"; appropriately, Yankovic himself doesn't use the word, but guest vocalist Tress MacNeille does during a portion of the song parodying a typical episode of the show:
[[Tress MacNeille]] does during a portion of the song parodying a typical episode of the show:
{{quote| '''Tress MacNeille''': Woofie, you ''bitch!''}}
* [[Punctuated for Emphasis]]: "I! HATE! '''SAUERKRAUT!'''"
* [[Random Events Plot]]: "Albuquerque."
* [[Rap Rock]]: "All About The Pentiums", [[Parodied Trope|parodies]] a rock remix of a rap song called, "It's all about the Benjamins"
* [[Rhyming List]]: "Hardware Store"'s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7SldTq8CY#t=2m31s list of everything the store has in the back].
* [[Ridiculous Future Sequelisation]]: "Theme from Rocky XIII".
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[[Arc Number|Twenty-seven]] times this week. }}
* [[Self-Backing Vocalist]]: A large amount of the time. Notable exceptions include female vocals, lines low enough to be sung by Steve Jay, and several songs such as "Trigger Happy" and "Don't Download This Song".
** [[Ear Worm|Since You Been Gone]], an acapella''a capella'' number done entirely by Al's numerous inflections.
* [[Serious Business]]: Going through the Drive Thru is very serious, and don't you dare forget the onions.
* [[Shaggy Dog Story]]: "Albuquerque" is a long rambling rant all sorts of stuff but ultimately about how {{spoiler|he hates sauerkraut}}.
* [[Shaped Like Itself]]: "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me!"
* [[Shave and a Haircut]]: Often appears near the end of the polka medleys.
* [[Shoulders of Doom]]: When performing "Dog Eat Dog", a style parody of [[Talking Heads (band)|Talking Heads]], Al wears a suit with ''massive'' shoulderpadsshoulder pads as a spoof of David Byrne's [[Memetic Outfit]]. He also wears it briefly in the "UHF" video.
* [[Shout-Out]]: These lines from "Amish Paradise":
{{quote| ''[[Gilligan's Island|There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar,]]''<br />
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''On the grind, still tryin', still flyin' birdies.'' }}
** "Running With Scissors" has two shout-outs to Monty Python. "The Truck Drivin' Song" to "The Lumberjack Song" (both about a man in a masculine occupation who likes to dress in ladies' clothing) and in "Albuquerque" a donut shop that has no donuts (referencing the "Cheese Shop" sketch).
** "White and nerdyNerdy" also mentions ''[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]''.
* [[Shown Their Work]]: About the songs and artists he parodies.
** "Trigger Happy" and "Pancreas", his [[The Beach Boys|Beach Boys]] homages; the former song has elements of "Fun, Fun, Fun", "Catch A Wave", "No-Go Showboat", "Surfin USA", and "Little Deuce Coupe" in it; the latter has elements of "Our Prayer", "Do You Like Worms", "God Only Knows", "I Know There's An Answer", "Wind Chimes", "Heroes and Villains", and "Good Vibrations", all in one song.
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* [[Stalker with a Crush]]: "Melanie". Complete with peeping into her bathroom with a telescope and willing to jump out a 16 story window for her love.
** Also, "Do I Creep You Out".
* [[Stealth Pun]]: "Polka Face" uses a section of [[Name's the Same|Frankie Yankovic's]] "Tick Tock Polka" as a bridge. The next song in the medley? [[Kesha|"Tik Tok"]].
* [[Stepford Smiler]]: at the end of the ''"Skipper Dan"'' animated music video. Keeping the same tone as the rest of the song, [[Tear Jerker|it's one of the saddest examples ever animated.]]
* [[Stock Scream]]: During the "Perform This Way" video, after the line, "I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this." S/he [[Eye Scream|hits a backup dancer]] with the spiky dress and, well... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio "AAUGH!"]
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** There's also the unreleased "It's Still [[Billy Joel]] to Me" (parody of "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"), which is no more than one long attack on Billy Joel.
** Al generally tries to avoid blatantly making fun an artist who has given him permission to parody their work, but sometimes he does his fair share of good-natured ribbing, example include the above mentioned "It's Still Billy Joel to Me," "Smells Like Nirvana," and "Perform This Way."
** What about "Achy Breaky Song" and "Brady Bunch"? Both of them are about how he would rather watch or listen to ANYTHING''anything'' but those.
*** "Brady Bunch" didn't target Men Without Hats, so there's no problem there. As for "Achy Breaky Song", Al chose to donate the single's grosses to a charity of Cyrus' choice after deciding the song was on the harsh side.
** "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder" is more sarcastic than harsh, and Al even apologizes in the liner notes.
** "I'll Sue Ya" is about Al's string of frivolous lawsuits. "I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey. I went there, and it ''SUCKED''!"
*** Not to mention "I sued Ben Affleck... *[[Beat]]* Aw, do I even need a reason?"
** Al rags on Pauly Shore every once in a while.
* [[Technology Marches On]]:
** Generally averted by Weird Al in his song "It's All About The Pentiums." Some of the jokes haven't aged well ([[YY2K|Millennium 2 KBug]], the trademark "Pentium" itself has moved from top-of-the-line CPUs to cheap bottom-shelf models, etc.), but the "Hundred Gigabytes of RAM" remains a decently large amount, and the "Flat Screen Monitor Forty Inches Wide" is still huge. However, it is oddly appropriate given that he talks about getting a top of the line model that was obsolete before he even opened the box.
*** The screen issue in the song is an [[Averted Trope]] because TV companies have the same problem with TV sets as monitor manufacturers have - ''there's only so big you can make them''. The ratio to human eyes and human perception remain the same. If the price for the bigger sets went down, they would have to introduce a room-size to be their top, money-making model, and living rooms are only so big. Getting back to Weird Al, he actually lampshades this in "Frank's 2000 inchInch TV". (A 2000 inch TV set would be 166 feet on the diagonal.)
** Weird Al's first popular music polka medley was released in 1984 and titled "Polkas on 45", referring to 45 rpm record singles. At the time it was a bit of a joke - polkas were from an era long before 45's. Now that 45's have been out of mainline production for almost a quarter century so both are considered quaint now, taking away from the original intention.
*** It's likely his original intention was to reference Stars on 45, a group well known for making disco medleys of other people's songs. He did the same thing, but with a polka! (The title of his second polka medley, "Hooked On Polkas", referenced fellow disco medley project Hooked On Classics.)
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* [[Trekkie]]: "White and Nerdy":
{{quote| ''The only question I ever thought was hard<br />
Was do I like [[Star Trek: The Original Series|Kirk]] or do I like [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Picard]] ?}}
* [[Turn Your Head and Cough]]: In the song "Living With A Hernia," the narrator goes to see his physician, Dr. Jones, who we are told takes off the narrator's pants and tells him to cough.
* [[Triple Nipple]]: "CNR" claims that Charles Nelson Reilly had a third nipple on the back of his neck.
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* [[Wiki Vandal]]: He pretends to replace the entire Atlantic Records Wikipedia entry with the phrase "YOU SUCK!" in 72-point letters [[In-Universe|during the video]] of "White And Nerdy."
** As mentioned above, the real Wikipedia entry for Atlantic Records had to be locked because of legions of ticked-off Al fans doing the same thing.
* [[Writer Revolt]]: ''Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch'', widely considered his worst song by a wide margin, and [[Springtime for Hitler|deliberately so]].
* [[Yes, Virginia]]: Now Santa's Doing Time. In a Federal prison, for his infamous crime.
** Or... Yes, Virginia: Now Santa Claus Is Dead. Some guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head.