1000 Ways to Die/Funny: Difference between revisions

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* '''Succu Offed''': Two stoners have a shared hallucination after drinking cactus juice and are haunted by the booming voice of the spirit of a saguaro cactus who warns that they will be punished for stealing him from his natural habitat. Both stoners die by [[Watch Where You're Going|not looking where they're going]] in their attempt to escape the vengeful plant and end up [[Impaled with Extreme Prejudice|impaled by cacti.]]

* '''Boyz 2 Dead''': A boy band that used to be popular in the 1990s is now reduced to playing at small clubs for bored audiences. The lead singer hears a woman with a camcorder scream his name and does a stage dive, hoping the audience would catch him. They don't and he ends up dead from the impact damaging his spine. The kicker: the other members of the boy band [[The Show Must Go On|continue their performance]] after realizing the lead singer is dead.

* '''Work Of Fart''': A frat boy is trying to win a farting contest by getting a coach with some of the weirdest methods imaginable. The coach dies when the frat boy accidentally [[Fartillery|ignites a big one]], inadvertently setting the coach on fire.

** Even funnier is the frat boy's reaction:

* '''Tali-Bombed''': Two terrorists make a suitcase bomb connected to C4, using a GPS timer to have it explode in an hour. Several seconds after they prime the bomb, the timer starts to beep.

'''Terrorist 2''': [[Big No|Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!]]<br />

''[bomb explodes]'' }}

* '''Em-Bear-Assed''': A guy is high on shrooms and finds himself in a [[Furry Fandom|furry]] orgy. Wanting in, he finds a random furry and begins to screw it, only to find that it's an actual bear. He gets mauled. What makes it funnier is the narrator's recap of it.

* '''Died-Zilla''': A woman who was in rehab for a drug addiction is getting married and receives bath salts as a wedding gift, which she snorts like cocaine. For the next couple of days, she acts nuts and when she finally gets to the altar, she drops dead from hyperthermia caused by a chemical in the bath salts. While everyone else is panicking over the bride's death, the best man and his buddy punch hands, as if they knew that the bride's death was some higher-power's way of saving their groom friend from getting married to a whacked-out harpy (the moment is subtle, but it's there).

* '''Colon-Gross-Oppy''': A tomboy competes with her immature roommates in various contests, such as drinking beer and blowing balloons. When the time for a farting contest begins, she decides to one up them by [[Ass Shove|sticking a can of whipped cream into her butt.]] But the gas from the can destroys her from the inside, killing her. As soon as the roommates show up to see what happened, though...

'''Roommate #2''': I'm covered in ass blood! }}

* '''Down With The Clown''': A birthday party clown named Funny Eddie is out to destroy a hip-hop [[Horrorcore]] duo called [[Insane Clown Posse|Infernal Clown Posse]] because he thinks they're ruining the reputation of clowns everywhere. Funny Eddie crashes one of their concerts and tries to get onstage, but gets hit in the head with a soda bottle. When he comes to, he decides to pull the plug on the concert and upstage the group. Turns out it's not such a good idea, as being drenched in soda made the clown conducive to the electricity in the wires and he got fried. Infernal Clown Posse's response: "IN! YOUR! FACE!"