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* [[Porn Stash]] - A character has a personal collection of pornography, and can usually be assumed to use it as an aid to masturbation.

* [[Poor Man's Porn]] - A character gets off to something not strictly intended to be used for that purpose.

 

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'''Brian:''' Yeah, yeah! We're doing that thing, we're doing what you usually do on a Thursday afternoon!

'''Chris:''' Masturbate?

'''Chris:''' Well, maybe back to back, but I gotta tell you, I'm not 100% on this. }}

** In "Stewie Kills Lois", Meg brings a pack of hot dogs to her room, and says: "I'm gonna pretend you're the ''New York Knicks!''" Peter later mentions that he has to buy hot dogs because "we keep running out for some reason".

** Zii, watching all-male pornography while calling DiDi's name. She does not notice the contradiction there.

* There's a weird example (which isn't actually masturbation) in ''[[El Goonish Shive]]''. Elliot completely fails at fantasizing about women (Imaginary Bikini Model: I'm someone's daughter, you ''bastard''), which his girlfriend Sarah and her friend Susan discuss at length. Susan thinks he should be praised for his restraint, while Sarah thinks it isn't healthy.

'''Susan:''' I try not to. }}

* In ''[[Jet Dream (webcomic)|Jet Dream]]'', while Marlene claims a lack of interest in romance of any sort after [[Gender Bender|her sex change]], she also makes several veiled references to using "the science of vibration" or her "Jet Dream Vibrostick" to deal with her new feminine urges.

{{quote|'''Zack Brown:''' How come you get to be all [[Buck Rogers]], having sex in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck with a bottle of Jergen's in the bathroom?

'''Miriam Linky:''' Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to whack it in our bathroom.

* In ''Kinsey'', several people study a video of a woman masturbating to learn more about human sexuality.

* In ''[[Human Nature]]'', a man masturbates in front of another person, which is meant to show that he is unaware of society's taboos.

'''Annie:''' Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.

'''Alvy:''' Hey, don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. }}

* ''[[Clerks]]'' had an elderly customer ask Dante for a restroom, some soft toilet paper, and a girlie magazine. It didn't end well.

* ''[[Clerks II]]'' had an inebriated {{spoiler|Elias}} turned on by {{spoiler|the donkey show}}. "I'm sorry, Jesus..."

** Also in chapter 13 of sixth series, he's asked to do it in order to get his sperm checked by a doctor. However, it becomes quite difficult to carry out...

* Johnny Vegas, on an episode of [[QI]], joked that Kellogg's Corn Flakes were designed to prevent masturbation in young boys.

'''Johnny Vegas:''' ''(surprised)'' "You're Joking!" }}

* The UK's Channel 4 attempted as series of documentaries under the banner "Wank Week". [[Moral Guardians|This was met with the inevitable response]].

* "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper.

* "Touching Me Touching You" by Squeeze. "I'm always touching myself/ I've got nothing else to do/ And when I'm touching myself/ I'm always thinking about you...."

* "It's Only Me (the Wizard of Magicland)" by Barenaked Ladies.

* "Later Tonight" by the [[Pet Shop Boys]] is subtler than some examples here but still unambiguous.

* Ben from ''[[Loserz]]'', as mentioned in [http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/119 this strip].

* Graphically overheard in [http://wapsisquare.com/comic/me-time/ this] [[Wapsi Square]] comic.

* ''[[Girls with Slingshots]]'' has a very open view on masturbation, and treats it as normal behaviour. Several strips revolve around the female characters buying or using vibrators.

 

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