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== Anime & Manga ==
* In ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]'', Shinji does this {{spoiler|[[Dude, She's Like, in A Coma|over Asuka's comatose body.]]}} With an indescretion shot of his creamed hand... yeech!
** [[Precision F -Strike|"I'm so fucked up..."]]
* One very disturbed individual in ''[[Shigurui]]'' (that is, more disturbed than all the other batshit characters) performed auto-fellatio while thinking about the dead young man he was out to avenge.
* ''[[Code Geass]]''. Nina Einstein, the local [[Shrinking Violet]], to a picture of her crush, using the edge of a table. Though she is quite [[Yandere]], she was perfectly sane at the time, and she doesn't actually have the massive [[Freak Out]] until later, after {{spoiler|said crush's very unfortunate death}}. The fandom's reaction to the scene? [[Squick]], [[Memetic Mutation]], [[The Scrappy|Hate]].
** There's a sort-of running joke about her being interrupted by Nunnally: it's questionable who's luckier, [[Harmful to Minors|Nunnally because she's blind]] or [[Caught With Your Pants Down|Nina because Nunnally's blind.]] Otherwise, Nunnally would probably need [[Brain Bleach]] in the form of her brother [[Laser -Guided Amnesia|Geassing her into forgetting it]].
* Satou from ''[[Welcome to The NHK]]'' is shown to reach for a tissue every now and then, and after discovering that [[The Internet Is for Porn|there's lolicon on the internet]], he is shown surrounded by empty tissue boxes. In the manga, this goes further -- his porn obsession eventually leads him to build a massive customized rig just for pornography, complete with cavernous hard-drive, several monitors, high-fidelity headphones and a leather massage chair. ''In his parents' spare bedroom''. Needless to say, [[Caught With Your Pants Down|it does not end well]].
* In ''[[Gankutsuou]]'', Héloise is shown masturbating while thinking about the Count and the poison ring he gave her. [[Squick]].
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* There are constant jokes at Richard's expense in ''[[Bottom]]'' to show how pathetic he is (he is, in fact, a wanker). He even called his autobiography: "Richard Richard: I Did it My Way. On My Own. Quite a Lot. Now I've got a Sore Hand."
* There's an EXTREMELY uncomfortable example of female masturbation in season two ''[[Skins]]''. Maxxie's stalker Sketch breaks into his house, sneaks into his room, ''fondles and smells his underwear'', and proceeds to masturbate on his bed. When Maxxie comes home unexpectedly early, she quickly hides under his bed -- where she ''stays for the rest of the night''.
* In a ''[[Thirty30 Rock (TV)|Thirty Rock]]'' episode, Frank mentions he has plans for Valentine's night. When asked with who, he replies "nobody".
* ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]'': "I'll be in my bunk." It must be *ahem* hard for Jayne, being trapped on that ship with Inara, Kaylee, Zoe, and River, and not able to touch any of them.
* ''[[True Blood]]''. After drinking vampiric blood to heal herself, Sookie has her libido amped up, and she begins to stroke herself at night. In a later scene she's seen rubbing herself through her shorts to satisfy her lust.
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== Web Comics ==
* In [[Questionable Content]], after a date in which [[FinaglesFinagle's Law|everything went wrong]], Steve [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1556 gets off in Marten´s bathroom].
** Then there's the one where Faye's new shrink suggests it as an outlet for sexual frustration. [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=808 It's no longer doing the job for Faye.]
* Honeybee Samuel's curse afflicting Candi in the [[Ciem Webcomic Series]] makes it so that masturbation is the only thing (never explicitly mentioned in the comics) that keeps Candi sane when she begins having [[Erotic Dreams]] about Denny. When she decides she doesn't like resorting to that, especially after she gets Donte back, she has actual sex with him regularly to avoid the need. The books intend to give a little more mention to her issue.
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* Starinski experiences [[Death By Sex]] shortly after helping himself to a dead German soldier's porn stash and proceeding to, well, help himself in ''[[Deathwatch 2002 (Film)|Deathwatch]]''.
* ''[[Jarhead]]''. See the quote in the entry under "Film"
* ''[[Survival of the Dead]]''. The female member of the National Guard unit masturbates openly in front of her fellow soldiers, because there [[Sorry, I'm Gay|aren't any women available]].
 
== Video Games ==
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** Elliot also discovers the joy of masturbating in one of the earlier episodes (thanks to Carla's advice about washing machines).
* A reference was [[Executive Meddling|explicitly removed]] from an episode of [[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]: during the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAOc4g3K-g#t=2m15s "All-England Summarize Proust" competition], Graham Chapman lists his favorite hobbies as "strangling animals, golf and masturbation", which forces the host to kick him out seeing as 'golf's not very popular around here'. The BBC forced them to remove the word from reruns, despite objections from the cast. "Everybody masturbates!" Terry Jones apparently retorted to the head of quality control. "Don't you masturbate, sir?" Unfortunately that didn't work, and most home video copies contain the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx8Qc6Lv_7w#t=2m58s clumsily edited version] (though notice the subtitles include 'masturbation')
* From a Hoedown on ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV)|Whose Line Is It Anyway]]'':
{{quote| '''Drew:''' Let me tell you, ever since I was thirteen / You've given me the best lovin' that I've ever seen. / Let me tell ya something, that I know you can't stand / I've been cheating on you with my other hand!}}
* [[House (TV)|House]] has on multiple occasions made snarky jokes about viewing porn in his office and masturbating. Given most of the walls are made of glass one hopes he is joking. Being that he's House, who knows.
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* [[Jon Lajoie]]'s "alone in the universe" is about nothing but masturbation.
* "My [[Punny Name|Wena]]" by Bowling For Soup: "She's only happy when I'm holding her tight/Oh, my Wena/Take a look at my Wena"
* Jellyfish's "He's My Best Friend", where lots of double entendre makes it clear that the "friend" in question is actually the narrator's penis (a couple of the more blatant examples being "my hand's a five leaf clover /it's palm sunday over and over" and "I pick him up when he's feeling down / I guess he's always been hanging around"). Funnily enough, [[Lyrical Dissonance|the music is innocent-sounding enough]] that the song [[Isn't It Ironic?|was included on an official itunes "Friendship Songs Mix"]].
* Mindless Self Indulgence's song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyKDNp9uRSY Masturbates]. The name says it all, really.
* "Boy" by Book of Love": "I sit at home at night, and play with my toys"
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** And there's "[http://nonadventures.com/2007/07/07/hardware-conflict/ Lil' Pinky]" the robot spy. The places he has been... the wonders he has seen...
* In ''[[Sabrina Online]]'', the title character gets walked in on by her roommate during a "hands-on" cybersex session with her (as yet unseen) online boyfriend, "RC". (Whom Amy dubs "Sticky Fingers").
* In ''[[Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki (Webcomic)|Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki]]'', as Yuuki is coming to grips with his [[Gender Bender|Gender Bent]] status, (s)he finds himself getting heated up by his own reflection in the bathroom mirror. After a brief self-[[Squick]] over this, he decides that a quick [[Man, I Feel Like a Woman|"hand-check"]] couldn't hurt. [http://www.sgvy.com/archives/Edda1/Issue5/Page3.html It swiftly turns not-so-quick.]
{{quote| '''Caption:''' An Hour Later.<br />
'''Hermod''': Yuuki! I'm hungry. Where's the food?<br />
'''Yuuki''' (off-screen): *PANT* D-Down *PANT* The hall, in the... Ki-Kitch... OHHHHHH ''' ''YESSS!!'' '''<br />
'''Hermod''' (walking away): Not going near there for the rest of the night... }}
* ''[[Order of the Stick]]'' had Belkar recommend to a half-naked implied sex partner that, while he finished his sandwich(es), she should start a "solo adventure" until he could join the quest. This did not go over entirely well with the entire audience, or the [[What Do You Mean ItsIt's Not for Kids?|presumed audience]].
** Belkar also made an onanistic reference when one of his party-mates was turned into a female by a cursed belt. Upon seeing that character restored to his proper form, he asked where the hot chick had gone off to; when told that 'she would never be coming back,' he responded with "[[Squick|that's okay, I can always preserve the memory of her for when I'm... alone]]." Of course, he's merely trying to [[Squick]] out Roy, who he knows was the girl during a moment of [[Gender Bender]].
** [[Half -Human Hybrid|Therkla]] tells [[Spoony Bard|Elan]] that he's "Grade-A, lock-the-bathroom-door, 'No, Ma, I'm just taking a long shower,' fantasy material."
* The ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]'' [[Fan Web Comic]] by [http://www.entropymax.com Entropy Max], has another [[Gender Bender|Gender Bendered]] example having a more intimate encounter with his new body in Yuuno. In his case, he was discovered in the act by [[The Stoic|Admiral Leti]]... [http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8426/nanorr42translated.png who proceeded to give him tips on how to masturbate as a female].
* [[Questionable Content]] has a full [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1378 story arc] about Dora helping Faye to tame her libido.