A Miscellaneous Tale of Night and Day/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote| '''White:'''"You four are RGD, right? Now if you just wore the dresses…"<br />

'''Red:''' "Whoa, no."<br />

'''Green:''' "Are you serious?"<br />

'''Black:''' "Pres. You can't just ask four guys to wear maid outfits."<br />

'''White:''' "But it'll be fun! And think of all the customers!"<br />

'''Gold:''' "Um, no thanks. Excuse me, but you want me, in a maid outfit. Can you imagine that? Gold in a maid outfit, just try, but I'll tell you, it's not worth it."<br />

'''Narrator:''' Okay, forget he said that before you actually start imagining it…<br />

'''Narrator:''' Wait, you're already doing it, aren't you?<br />

{{quote| '''Red:''' "Okay, get it down."<br />

'''Sapph:''' "Uh… Do you just want me to climb up there and get it? It'll be easier if we just let it fall."<br />

'''Blue:''' "Well it weighs like 100 tons or something…"<br />

...<br />

...<br />

''SNAP''<br />

{{quote| '''Crys:''' "…WHY AM I STILL HERE?"<br />

'''Gold:''' He shrugged. "Because Red said so, I guess."<br />

'''Crys' "Voice":''' '''Oh, really?'''<br />

'''Crys:''' Geh! Who in Arceus' name are you?<br />

'''Crys' "Voice":''' '''Well, silly, I'm you!'''<br />

'''Crys:''' Impossible, I'm not diagnosed with this kind of mental disorder.<br />

'''Crys' "Voice":''' '''Anyway, I'm here to help you with your unknown psychological attraction to the opposite sex! Aka Gold.'''<br />

'''Crys:''' WHAT?<br />

'''Crys' "Voice":''' '''That's right! I'm here to…'''<br />

'''Crys' "Voice":''' '''MANGAQUESTSHIP!'''<br />

'''Crys:''' And what the hell is that?<br />

'''Crys' "Voice:''' '''I would answer you, but I would be betraying my fellow brethren by breaking the fourth wall.'''<br />

'''Crys:''' The fourth what?<br />

{{quote| '''Sapph:''' Can you please leave.<br />

'''Sapph's "Voice":''' '''No matter how much I want to, I can't. Look, all you have to do it force yourself to do it. One… two… I love—'''<br />

'''Sapph:''' NO.<br />

'''Sapph's "Voice":''' '''Crap, well, this is a pain.'''<br />

'''Sapph:''' You're a pain.<br />

'''Sapph:''' So you are.<br />

'''Sapph:''' I am… oh, don't trick me like that!<br />

'''Sapph's "Voice":''' '''Oh, if that were intentional, I would use it in an instant to get out of this job. I wanted to work at the Violence Department, but no, there was only one job available and it had to be this one!'''<br />

'''Sapph:''' I feel your pain.<br />

'''Sapph's "Voice": '''Just remember and get it over with!'''<br />

'''Sapph:''' No! I won't… wait, remember?<br />

'''Sapph's "Voice":''' '''Whoops, looks like they're dragging me back. Man, I should have done that earlier. Well, bye.'''<br />

'''Sapph:''' Wait! What are you—<br />

''*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*''<br />

{{quote| '''Alex:''' "AAAAAHHH!"<br />

'''Ruby:''' "AAAAAHHH!"<br />

'''Alex:''' "OH MY FREAKING ARCEUS!"<br />

'''Ruby:''' "OH MY MEW!"<br />

'''Seae:''' "WHAT, WHAT IS GOING ON?"<br />

'''Alex:''' "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!"<br />

'''Ruby:''' "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT?"<br />

'''Tell:''' "WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING?"<br />

'''Merc:''' "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO TA— Oh, hey, he's that kid!"<br />

'''Chris:''' "What kid?"<br />

{{quote| '''Alex:''' "THE BOY IS DEAD!"<br />

'''Merc:''' "OH, MEW, HE'S DEAD!"<br />

'''Alex:''' "OH MY ARCEUS!"<br />

'''Merc:''' "OH DEAR ARCEUS!"<br />

'''Alex:''' "AAAAHHH!"<br />

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