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== Violists ==
* [http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/viola-jokes.html Viola Jokes]
 
== Banjists ==
Usually shown as at worst [[Deliverance|creepy hillbillies]], and at best semiliterate, dentally disadvantaged (Q: What has eighteen legs and three teeth? A: Nine banjo players), musically incompetent (Q: How can you tell when a banjo player is at the door? A: The knocking gets faster and fasterandfaster, they don't know when to come in, and they can't find the key), and possessing a repertoire of two songs, of which one is "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" and the other is not.
 
== Physicians ==