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{{quote|'''Homer:''' How is it that you speak English?<br />
'''Alien:''' Actually, we're speaking Rigellian. By coincidence, our languages are exactly the same.|''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]]'', a [[Treehouse of Horror]] short.}}
 
{{quote|''To make things easier, everyone speaks English.''|A short story about humans meeting aliens. In Portuguese.}}
 
{{quote|'''Graeme''': How come I can understand you? Are you using some neural language router?<br />
'''Paul''': Actually, I'm speaking English you fucking idiot! |''[[Paul (Film)|Paul]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Farnsworth:''' Our only hope is to communicate with the aliens, and show them our peaceful intentions.<br />
'''Bender:''' Perhaps they speak perfect English... as do we.<br />
'''Farnsworth:''' We can't take that chance! We'll need my universal auto-translator!|''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]'', "Reincarnation"}}
 
{{quote|''The humans are having a dick-waving competition with various aliens that all speak perfect English, in various American dialects.''|'''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Yahtzee]]''' reviewing ''[[Mass Effect (Video Game)|Mass Effect]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''''Letter''': Dear Stargate SG-1, why do all the aliens speak English? <br />
'''Christopher Judge''': [[Oh Crap]], they found out about that.'' |[[Sci Fi Channel]] ''[[Stargate SG -1 (TV)|Stargate SG 1]]'' special}}
 
{{quote|'''''Chel''': Hmm... How do you speak English so well? <br />