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[[File:tvtropestime.jpg|link=Indiana Jones|rightframe|TVAll The Tropes ruined this image to the point where [[Spelling Nazi|it spelled "Tropes" wrong.]]]]
 
 
{{quote|''I have lived for over a hundred years and read thousands upon thousands of [articles], yet each piece of knowledge I acquire only reminds me of my ignorance, because it invariably teases me with hints of a dozen new things I have no knowledge of.''|Nallab, ''[[Dinotopia|Dinotopia Lost]]'', paraphrased.}}
 
TVScrew the future tense of [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life]]! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know! All The Tropes can easily ruin your life, but not in the common sense. It's more of a cool way of ruining your life, like turning you into a mutant zombie or a super hot vampire that girls love even though you'll probably suck the life out of them.▼
 
But this is [[Just for Fun]]. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made some problems for you.▼
Screw the future tense of [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life]]! For some of us, it has already happened! If it has, let us know!
▲TV Tropes can easily ruin your life, but not in the common sense. It's more of a cool way of ruining your life, like turning you into a mutant zombie or a super hot vampire that girls love even though you'll probably suck the life out of them.
 
▲But this is [[Just for Fun]]. If you actually got into some sort of major trouble due to [[TV Tropes]], there are better places to write about it than this. This page is just for listing either real or made up things that [[TV Tropes]] made some problems for you.
 
Compare [[You Know You Read Too Much TVAll The Tropes When]].▼
 
Contrast [[TvTropes Will Enhance Your Life (Sugar Wiki)|Tropes Will Enhance Your Life]], and [[TVAll The Tropes Enhanced My Life (Sugar Wiki)|TVAll The Tropes Tropes Enhanced My Life]].▼
▲Compare [[You Know You Read Too Much TV Tropes When]].
 
▲Contrast [[Tv Tropes Will Enhance Your Life]], and [[TV Tropes Enhanced My Life (Sugar Wiki)|TV Tropes Enhanced My Life]].
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* TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] sucked me into a [[Junji Ito]] manga, [[And I Must Scream|AND I MUST SCREAM]]!
* Now, thanks to my Kindle and wireless 3G, [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has ruined my job!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onVnBVIh2OM kept me waiting for a bubble!!!!!]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] filled my hovercraft with eels.
* [[Your Mom|Your MOM]] IS [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVTROPESALL THE TROPES]]!!!
** You know who else is [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVAll The Tropes?]]? [[Regular Show|MY MOM!]]
* I saw Cthulhu, and because of this site, I had the urge [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu|to punch him]]. I was so lucky he was too busy [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|fighting Superman and Chuck Norris to notice]]. I could have gotten eaten! Thanks a lot, TVAll The Tropes! Screw you!
* TvtropesAll The Tropes [[You Killed My Father|killed my father]]!
** No! [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Luke I Am Your Father|IS your father]]!
*** [[Big No|NOOOOOOOOOO!]]
*** [[Translation Train Wreck|DO NOT WANT!]]
** [[My Name Is Inigo Montoya|Hello, my Name Is Inigo Montoya.]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[You Killed My Father|killed my father.]] [[Prepare to Die|Prepare to DIE!!!]] [[This Is for Emphasis Bitch|Bitch.]]
*** I want my social life back, you son of a bitch.
** No! [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Doom Repercussions of Evil (Fanfic)|ARE the demons]]!
*** [[And Then John Was a Zombie|And then TVTropesAll The Tropes was a zombie.]]
**** [[In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You|In TV Land Zombies mock Tropes!]]
* No! [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]... [[Soylent Green (Film)|IS PEOPLE!!!]]
** No! [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]… [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|used ancient alien artifacts to turn everyone into TANG!]]
* NO! I AM [[I Am Spartacus|TVALL THE TROPES!]]
* NO! [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]... [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|is a SPY!]]
* NO!! [[TVAll TtropesThe Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]...[[Twilight Zone|IS A COOKBOOK]]!!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is [[Memetic Mutation|sappin' mah sentry!]]
* You're wrong! [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]... [[Kingdom Hearts|is LIGHT!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Devil May Cry|should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT! (light...light...)]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Creepypasta|WAS PHONE]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is the reason I'm [[Oblivious to Love]].
* [[Fate Worse Than Death|TvAll The Tropes made me watch ''Lucky Star'']].
** ZING!
*** Worst part? It made me watch [[Lucky Star]] ''and'' [[Ouran High School Host Club]]. I ''[[Fetish Fuel|liked]]''. In a [[Crack Pairing|cracky]] way. If you catch my drift.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[You Fail Biology Forever|fail my biology test]]
** You sure you didn't just [[Did Not Do Research|try a broader research]]?
* ' [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] pulled back to world of animation! Well, good ones mainly but my I argument still stands. Do you know how hard it is to watch good anime/animation in the world of [[Animation Age Ghetto]]?
** To be honest. It was quite pleasant. It [[Fetish Fuel|DID]] get me hooked into Kagami hentai though... =S
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|can breath in space]].
* I tried [[Shooting Superman|shooting TVTropesAll The Tropes]], it didn't work. [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Why Won't You Die|just won't die]]!!!
* [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|TvtropesAll The Tropes made me realize that no one makes me go to this site but myself, so I'm my own damn nightmare.]] Also, it played a big part in my (likely) permanent [[Hype Aversion]] from [[Suzumiya Haruhi]].
** It played a big part in ''my'' [[Hype Aversion]] of [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]].
** Hey, [[Hype Aversion]] isn't a bad thing. If anything, this proves that TVAll The Tropes has the potential to enhance one's intelligence, not unlike [[That Other Wiki]].
* TvtropesAll The Tropes [[And Your Little Dog Too|ran over my dog]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Pokémon|erased my Pokedex!]]
** It stopped me from [[Memetic Mutation|catching a shiny Pidgey!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made my tape recorder self-destruct in five seconds!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Put On a Bus|Put me on a bus!]] [[The Bus Came Back|I'm back though, now I can finish reading this page!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] did not ruin my life. [[Creepy Monotone|TVAll The Tropes is my friend.]] [[Mind Control|TVAll The Tropes loves me.]] TVAll The Tropes is... ghhk, <small>[[Fighting From the Inside|helpp... me!]] Please...</small> ''life.''
** [[This Troper]] loves TvtropesAll The Tropes. [[Big Brother Is Watching|TvtropesAll The Tropes is watching.]] [[Mind Rape|This troper will do anything for TvtropesAll The Tropes]], <small>please...just don't send me to [[Room 101]] again...</small>
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me understand why [[System Shock|I should not be afraid at the loss of my individuality.]]
*** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] makes [[This Troper]] very happy. Are you happy? [[Paranoia|HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, CITIZEN.]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is real. TvtropesAll The Tropes is love. TvtropesAll The Tropes is wanting (piano) [[The Beatles|to be loved]].
*** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is you. You and me. (Higher pitch) [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is knowing (piano) we can be!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Stepford Smiler|hasn't Ruined My Life, Oh No.]] [[Self Made Orphan|Yeah I've killed my parents for TVAll The Tropes]] and [[Ax Crazy|I enjoy it,]] [[Evil Feels Good|It was]] ''[[Evil Tastes Good|Sooo Good.]]''
*** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Oh Crap|courses through my veins]]. I can [[Ax Crazy|FEEL IT INSIDE ME.]] You... [[You Will Be Assimilated|you will all begin to assimilate as well.]] [[Resistance Is Futile|It's already begun.]]
* We are [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. There is no escape. [[You Will Be Assimilated]]. [[Resistance Is Futile]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has made me think that I'm living in a postmodern novel.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Kick the Dog|kicked my dogs!]] (I actually have dogs in real life) And then [[Shoot the Dog|shot]] and [[Eat the Dog|ate]] them!
** I [[Kick the Dog|kicked TVAll The Tropes' dog]] [[The Dog Bites Back|and now my foot hurts]]. And I can't get the bloodstains out of my shoes.
** Hey, that dog [[The Dog Shot First|had a gun]].
** It also once [[Moral Event Horizon|raped it]] but now [[Retcon|that never happened]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Wild Mass Guessing|made straightforward things confusing!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[I Just Shot Marvin in The Face|shot Marvin in the face]].
* ¡[[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Gratuitous Spanish|me ha confundido muchí­simo]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] gave me the mental image of a naked [[Robin Williams]]!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] tricked me into reading this page, and now ''I've'' got the mental image of a naked Robin Williams.
*** ''Sonuvabitch''.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] lost the fourth tri-force piece! THE INTERNET SHALL NEVER RECOVER!
** The Triforce of Addictiveness?! Nooooo!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] Will conquer your mind [[Half-Life|In Seven-Hours]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Triang Relations|sort out all the relationships of my friends]] and then [[Love Dodecahedron|plot them out into a map]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] told me [[Scott Pilgrim|to tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me insult everything.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Urine Trouble|peed on my pillow]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] PRESSED MY [[Berserk Button]]. I'll kill you, I'll kill ALL of you! And especially you, [[This Troper]]!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] pressed my flowers. I liked those flowers. NOW THEY'RE FLAT!
* I got my very first "out of memory" notice on this computer thanks to TVAll The Tropes (and possibly tabbed browsing). I received similar complaints from friends I referred to here.
** That's because [[Doctor Who (TV)|it's bigger on the inside.]]
** I would like to clarify that I have 3 GB of memory.
** How can you run out of memory by surfing the internet?
*** Easy: [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Ruined FOREVER|ruined]] [[Seasonal Rot|Seasons 2 & 3]] of ''[[Heroes (TV)|Heroes]]''.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Too Good to Last|cancelled]] ''[[Firefly]]''.
** No, son, it canceled ''itself''. We just carried the bullet a while.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] cancelled ''[[Kim Possible]]''. Twice.
** But it also brought her back twice...TvTropesAll The Tropes, [[Catch Phrase|it can do anything]], [[Catch Phrase|so not the drama]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me identify my sexuality as "[[Yuri Fanboy]]".
** And mine, as "[[Yaoi Fangirl]]!"
** And mine as [[No Bisexuals|nonexistant.]]
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** ...[[Yuri Fanboy|Yuri Fangirl]]?
** Turns out I'm everything....
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Having a Gay Old Time|made me gay.]] Wait, that's a good thing! ^.^
*** :D
** And gave me the discovery of [[Fetish Fuel]]...and that I actually have them.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Anyone Can Die|killed]] [[Tear Jerker|Heath Ledger.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me think the song "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Lose_My_Life EST]" was called "[[Unresolved Sexual Tension|UST]]".
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|made]] [[Even the Guys Want Him|me]] [[Even the Girls Want Her|gay]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Two Plus Two Makes Five|and two make five.]] [[Writers Cannot Do Math|It also told me that I can't do maths.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Flanderisation|flanderised me from]] [[The Ditz|being bad at maths]] [[Too Dumb to Live|to thinking that I could balance on the third rail.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Monty Python's Flying Circus|sent me spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] caused the Great Video Game Crash Of 1983. Atari, we hardly knew ye.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Moral Event Horizon|caused the 2007 Writers' Strike.]]
** But that led to [[Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog (Web Video)|Doctor Horrible]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|turned me into a newt]]! [[Unexplained Recovery|I got better]], but ''still''...
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Its Been Done|made you make that joke before me! Burn the witch!]]
* '''[[Fast Eddie]] ''destroys everything good on the [[Darth Wiki]]!''''' He'll even destroy this page. YOU'LL SEE. [[They Called Me Mad|YOU'LL ALL SEE HAHAHAHAHA]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[The Dark Side|promised me]] '''[[Star Wars|POWERRRRR!!!!]]''' '''[[Large Ham|UNLIMITED]]''' '''[[Evil Is Cool|POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!!!!!]]'''.... Yeah, I got [[Disney Villain Death|tossed down the deepest pit]] this side of [[Three Hundred|Sparta]].
** '''[[Top Gear|POWEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!]]'''
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Paranoia Fuel|made it]] [[Nightmare Fuel|impossible to]] [[Nightmare Dreams|sleep peacefully.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], [[Jedi Mind Trick|it is not the]] [[That Other Wiki|wiki]] [[Jedi Mind Trick|you are looking for]].
* [[Global Currency Exception|My money is no good here]] because of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Your Head Asplode|made my head explode]].
* I used to be an [[Action Girl]], but then [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me a [[Faux Action Girl]], but then I just became [[The Chick]] due to [[Chickification]]!!
** Thanks to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I now have a [[Berserk Button]] trigger every time someone uses terminology wrong. [[Chickification]] doesn't work that way!!!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Memetic Molester|has its way with me every night!]]
** [[Memetic Sex God|You make that sound like a bad thing]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[The Simpsons|hit me with]] [[Groin Attack|a football in the Groin]]!
* When I was young, a pack of rabid [[TROPER|Tropers]] [[Incendiary Exponent|burned down]] my [[Doomed Hometown|beloved peasant village]].
** [[But for Me It Was Tuesday|But for the Tropers... it was Tuesday.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]], [[Evil Eye|and now I can't help but see Tropes everywhere]] [[Tsukihime|unless I'm wearing]] [[Restraining Bolt|Cool]] [[Cool Shades|Shades]]!<ref>[[Casey and Andy (Webcomic)|Casey and Andy]]</ref>
** Really? I only see tropes ''if'' [[They Live|I wear]] [[Cool Shades]]!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me think I was [[Genre Savvy]] when I was really [[Wrong Genre Savvy]].
*** Look on the bright side! Maybe that means that you're [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|secretly omnipotent]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Demonic Possession|has taken over my body, controlling my every movement.....]]
* [[That's No Moon|That's no moon! That's a]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVAll The Tropes!]]!
** [[That's No Moon|That's no]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVAll The Tropes!]] That's a Space station!
*** [[That's No Moon|That's no]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]! That's a [[That Other Wiki|Wikipedia]]!
* [[South Park|Thanks to TVAll The Tropes, I learned something today.]] [[Can't Get Away With Nuthin|It's only wrong if you do something stupid because you're the main character]], [[Girls Need Role Models|especially if you're female.]] [[And Knowing Is Half the Battle|So all you kids watching us at home, always do the right thing]] [[Space Whale Aesop|or a giant hamster will eat your arms and legs.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Naked People Are Funny|walk down the street naked]] and [[Kick the Dog|kick badgers]] [[The Power of Cheese|for a Klondike Bar!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me realize the cartoons I cherished as a child were the dumbest shows ever made.
** [[Nostalgic Filter|LIES!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] used [[The Worf Effect]] on my formerly [[Badass]] brother one too many times, and now he's a [[Damsel Scrappy|James Bondage Scrappy]] and the proud owner of his very own [[Idiot Ball]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me realize that ''nothing'' is innocent. No, [[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni|not even children]].
** What do you mean? [[Kids Are Cruel|I learned that kids are the worst thing to ever happen]].
* TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] will be responsible for ruining all of YOUR lives by [[Evil Overlord List|helping me become a better Evil Overlord]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Ho Yay|fall in love with a Guy,]] [[Foe Yay|who I hate as well.]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[I Wanna Be the Guy|want to be The Guy.]]
* [[The Virus|You belong to TVTropesAll The Tropes.]] [[Doctor Who (TV)|You will be like TVTropesAll The Tropes]].
* I should be paying attention to my computer teacher then reading. Grrr, falling behind.
* [[The Infiltration|I started as]] [[The Mole|a mole.]] Thanks to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I have [[Becoming the Mask|become the mask]].
* I used to think that [[Humans Are Special|we were Special.]] But [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Humans Are Bastards|called us]] [[Inglourious Basterds|Basterds]].
** And then we were [[Humans Are Cthulhu|a Cthulhu]].
* [[Portal (Video Game)|Unbelievable! You,]] [[Hello Insert Name Here|TVAll The Tropes,]] [[Portal (Video Game)|must be the pride of]] [[Hello Insert Name Here|The Internet!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], you're well on your way to making me fail psych. It's already hard enough when I'm NOT lost in your thousands of articles while the professor's lecturing, it's freaking impossible now!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is making me curious about works that will probably destroy my sanity when I finally track them down. Also, it's made me spend hours trying to remember how to spell them. (Example: [[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni|Higurashi No Naku Kora Ni]] . . . ''Aaargh''!)
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me listen to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI this song]... And now it will ''[[Ear Worm|never leave my brain]]''...
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Family Guy|killed my dad! And raped my mom!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[The Stoic|stop telling people about my]] [[Dark and Troubled Past|backstory!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] cancelled "The Glass House"! And it didn't continue [[Absolute Power (Radio)|Absolute Power]]!
* [[Portal (Video Game)|TVTropesAll The Tropes went in, TVTropesAll The Tropes went out...]] [[Double Entendre|Of my head.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] wiped my hard drive!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ''MADE ME READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF [[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]! AND THEN IT MADE ME WATCH THE MOVIE!''
** This troper has some [[Brain Bleach]] but it'll cost you like 3,000 dollars and your first born child.
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] forced me to believe that Twilight makes sense! And then it told me Two Plus Two Makes Five. And I still believed it!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] mailed a Twilight [[Take That]] of mine to the Twilight community under my name. I've been trapped here for 3 months. Call the cops!
** You think that's bad? [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me read [[The Sword of Truth]] just to see what all the ruckus was about. [[Unusual Euphemism|Trope you,]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]! I'll never get those weeks of my life back!
** Bah! Lightweights, [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made ME read [[The Eye of Argon]]
* The entry on {{spoiler|[[Motionless Chin]]}} [[Ruined FOREVER|ruined]] [[Anime]] for me forever.
** Meh. Before I ever heard of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I saw a show called the ''[[The Twins of Destiny]]''. It was just about impossible not to notice that nobody in that show ever moved their chin unless they were facing away from the camera.
* TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] turned my life into a Thirty Xanatos Pileup!
* TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|suggested injuring myself over other people's stupidity,]] and then later [[MST3K Mantra|told me I should just let it go.]]
** That's what you get for reading in the wrong order.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] stole my girlfriend and ran over my dog. :(
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] stole my dog and ran over my girlfriend!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] stole my girlfriend and my dog and '''''[[Rule of Three|RAN OVER THEM]]'''''
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Death Note (Manga)|took my potato chip...]] ''[[Memetic Mutation|And ate it!]]''
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is [[Justice Will Prevail|Justice]]!
*** [[Evil Plan|This is all just as TVTropesAll The Tropes planned.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] got me into Nightwish, I bought Dark Passion Play. All 13 songs occupy the top 13 spaces on my most played on iTunes. It also makes me want to burn the copy of St. Anger my Mum bought me for Christmas.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] stole my girlfriend, knocked her up, then went into a [[Hannibal Lecture]] about why I should just end it all.
** Needless to say I went directly to a [[Shut UP Hannibal]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me read [[My Immortal]]!
** The [[Eldritch Abomination|horror]]!
* {{spoiler|[[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Spoiler]] Me.}}
** Yeah [[Whatever]]. {{supersecretspoiler|Secretly, [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] Super Spoiler Me. D:}}
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Face Heel Turn|made me evil]]!
** [[Heel Face Turn|And me good]]!
** [[Heel Face Revolving Door|I don't even know if I should be Good or Evil, I just can't make my mind up.]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] attached an electromagnet to [[Blue and Orange Morality|my moral compass!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series|run my fingers through Duke Devlin's hair]]. And I'm not just a voice...
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me ''"Heil Kaiba!"''
*** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Screw the Rules I Have Money|screw the rules]]. Then I got beaten by [[The Power of Friendship]].
**** TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me buy a 'Screw the Rules I Have Green Hair' t-shirt.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me fail college. Again!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]...locked me...<s>in a room</s> IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS...[[Invader Zim|WITH A MOOSE]]
** [[Freakazoid|who says HUGGBEES]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[It Just Bugs Me|Just Bugs Me.]]
* [[This Troper]] has been on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] for the past two and a half months. I can't stop reading!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made them join me last week, because [[Forgets to Eat|I couldn't]] [[The Insomniac|stop reading]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|blew my mind]] [[Go Mad From the Revelation|and my life is now meaningless.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] never cites its sources! {{color|gray| }}
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Soylent Green (Film)|is people!]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] makes tropers repeat entries
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] killed an Unknown Troper, and made a That Troper [[Kingdom Hearts|out of his Heartless]]. Also, the Nobody gained the power of vampirism, and used it to create ''Twilight''. Any more reason why [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] should die?
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made Kingdom Hearts 2 raise even more questions than it answered. And it made all the Final Mixes [[No Export for You|unavailable outside of Japan]]. Why Tetsuya? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is the source of all [[Earthbound|licensing issues]]
* [[Planet of the Apes Ending|Oh my God. All the time, it was]]...TVTropesAll The Tropes! We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You wrote it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
** No, tropers. ([[Totally Radical|Psych]]! You were a zombie!)
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] '''[[Ruined FOREVER|RUINED TRANSFORMERS FOREVER!!!!!]]'''
** I'm pretty sure ''Transformers'' is more than capable of doing that on it's own. [[Take That|Zing!]]
*** [[In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia, Transformers ruin YOU!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made [[Candle Jack]] fam{{supersecretspoiler|ous.}}
** And Now he [[Gonna Need More Trope|Gonna Need More Rope.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me officially hate the anime fandom. * twitch* * twitch* An anime [[Fan Dumb]] comment is on this page somewhere... they're everywhere!!!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me hate [[Ho Yay|Yaoi]] and [[Fan Girl|fangirls]], especially when you [[Yaoi Fangirl|combine the two]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me read ''[[My Immortal]]''!
** Could we get a troper with some [[Brain Bleach]] in Aisle 12?
*** After what I just watched on TV, I could use some. [[Tongue Tied|Can't say what it was]], only that it was ''worse'' than ''[[My Immortal]]''.
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me do something worse than reading ''My Immortal''. It made me [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU WATCH IT!]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Amusing Injuries|shot me in the groin]] with a [[Gatling Good|Gattling]] [[More Dakka|bazooka]] that [[Abnormal Ammo|fires]] [[Zero Punctuation|shurikens and lightning]]. And ''[[Bee Bee Gun|bees]]''. [[Batman|My God]]. '''[[The Wicker Man|NOT THE BEES!!!!]]'''
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Hype Backlash|hate Joss Whedon]]! (So, so, so much * twitchy twitchy* )
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is haunting me. I was searching on Google for a way to get rid of roaches, and a link to [[Clock Roaches]] came up.
* [[Portal (Video Game)|The enrichment centre would like to remind you that]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Portal (Video Game)|will not threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] just made [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|a moose bite my sister]]! AND I WASN'T EVEN AWARE I HAD ONE!
** Which one, the moose or the sister?
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me play [[The White Chamber]] and hunt down {{spoiler|the comedy ending}}
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] introduced me to [[Sonichu]], and now I can never unsee [http://sonichu.org/ THIS]. Thanks a lot, [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[T Vtropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary|makes me talk in such jargon that my family can't understand me anymore]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] produced [[Resident Evil]] Apocalypse and Extinction!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] was the father of [[Uwe Boll]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] killed Dumbledore!
** [[South Park|And Kenny! You bastards!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] gave me [[TVAll The Tropes Wiki Drinking Game|alcohol poisoning]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Animaniacs (Animation)|is not my friend]]. [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Thrown Down a Well|bit me and threw me in the basement]]. [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Giant Spider|is a big spider]].
** It's trying to make me tap dance! [[Harry Potter|I don't want to tap dance!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ''is'' [[Nineteen Eighty Four|the thing in Room 101]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has made it hard to hold a conversation about movies, comics, or film with people who are not familiar with [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] gave me [[Nightmare Fuel|nightmares.]] It also made me [[Paranoia Fuel|paranoid]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Ruined FOREVER|ruined]] [[Flynning|the way I watch film and TV sword fights]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] agreed with me. How the hell did that happen?
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is covered in BEEEEEEESS!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] IS FULL OF OWLS!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] caused all my reading experiences to be ruined unless the characters are really developed. And you want to know why? Pokemon lemons.
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has officially [[Squick|Squicked]] me.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me start calling tv show characters by their trope names!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made Namco hate [[Tales Series|Tales]] fans!
* In December of 2008, during my initial discovery of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I had 155 tabs open to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] in Firefox. Citation available on request...
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me watch the bad ending of Munch's Oddysee. Now I want to vomit. I'm sparing you a link.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] isn't as innocent as you think. I was in 'Nam with [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. That's right, I watched this son of a bitch [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] walk soldiers no older than 16 to their deaths. It also raped a bear. And that bear was ''my father!''
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me realize everything I like sucks and all I know is LIIIEEESS!!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Kick the Dog|kicked my dog]], [[Shoot the Dog|shot it]] and threw it over the [[Moral Event Horizon]]. [[Kill It With Fire|On fire]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2.
** I would think that watching Transformers 2 would make you unable to get any joy out of Transformers 2. ''[[Take That|Ba-zing!]]''
*** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] helped me love it more! :D
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] makes me constantly compare large numbers to [[Memetic Mutation/Anime|9000]]! Including [[Dragonball Z|Goku's]] [[Lost in Translation|Japanese]] [[Power Levels|Power Level]]!
** Thanks to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I have [[Beyond the Impossible|now read]] [[Over Nine Thousand]] pages!
*** [[Dragonball|WHAT 9000?!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has me [[The Tetris Effect|troping in my dreams]]!
* Anyone found not enjoying [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ''vill be shot''
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] punched [[This Troper]] in the face repeatedly, knocking [[This Troper]] unconscious, and then [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] stole all of [[This Troper]]'s money.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|sapped my sentry.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] sunk my battleship!
* Now I've know everything that I need... [[These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know|and what I didn't need to know.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Don't Explain the Joke|explained the joke]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Conscription|"recruited"]] me into the [[Warhammer 40000|Imperial]] [[Redshirt Army|Guard]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] forced me to join The [[Legion of Lost Souls]] to forget Rule34. AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me compare [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|Milon's Secret Castle and Super Pitfall]] to [[Bubble Bobble (Video Game)|Bubble Bobble]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] confirmed my fear that my whole novel is one huge cliche. Then it kidney punched me and stole my wallet.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[The Legend of Zelda CDi Games|DARED TO BRING LIGHT INTO MY LAIR]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me bomb some dodongos
** Do you hear something? Wait [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], don't do it. NO! NOT IN THE PIT! IT BURNS!
** Oh my goodness, this is AWFUL
*** This is illegal, you know.
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me eat an Octorok! * sobs*
*** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Memetic Mutation|wonder what's for dinner.]] [[Narm|WHYYYYYYY.]]
** [[Well Excuse Me Princess|Well excuuuuuuuse me, troper!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] told [[Segata Sanshiro (Advertising)|Segata Sanshiro]] that I wasn't playing [[Sega Saturn]]. Then he judo-flipped me and I exploded.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|didn't like me!]] '''[[Rocky Horror Picture Show|THEY NEVER LIKED ME!]]'''
** [[Red vs. Blue|I like me...]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Somebody Set Up Us the Bomb|set up us the bomb.]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] helped me learn to [[Dr. Strangelove|stop worrying and love the bomb]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Why We Can't Have Nice Things|is why we can't have nice things.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Just Shoot Him|just shot him.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Clock King|made me late.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Mind Rape|made me think]] [[Jedi Mind Trick|these weren't]] [[Star Wars|the droids I was looking for]], when if fact they '''were''' the droids I was looking for!!!!
* There is no [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], only [[Ghostbusters|Zuul!]]
** Tropers, when [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] asks you if you're a God, you say, ''YES!!!''
* I've visited [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Beetlejuice (Film)|about 176 Times, and it keeps getting funnier every time I visit it!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ate my homework.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me read this WHOLE PAGE!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] forced me to delurk to write this entry.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] eats around an hour of all of my days easily. And I can't help but refer the site to others! I'm like a [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] infectee!
** [[Oh Crap|My God]], [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is [[The Virus]]!
* After travelling back in time to 1930's Germany, I had Hitler in my sights before [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] came and arrested me for violating [[Hitlers Time Travel Exemption Act]]. Now World War II [[Time Travel Tense Trouble|is already being going to have happening again]], and it's all [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]' fault!
* [[Zero Wing|All your base are belong to]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me lose The Game.
** Yet it pointed out a way to make you win.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Dallas|shot JR.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] helped usher in the [[Dark Age]] of Comics.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] screwed Bret.
* Outsmarting [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] makes [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] smarter.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made Krypton explode.
* [[Casablanca|Ilsa left Rick]] because of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is the reason I can't get a job.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] doesn't sleep, it waits.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know|ruined SilentHill for me]]!
* We didn't land on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] landed on us!
** Where are you from? [[In Soviet Russia Trope Mock You|Soviet Russia?]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] sank Atlantis and buried Pompeii.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] invented New Coke.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] killed 2Pac and Biggie.
* Joaquin Phoenix quit acting because of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] left me at the altar.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] never called me back.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] sent me to the [[Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy]], and made me wear a [[Red Shirt]] while I was there.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me late for a meeting!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me late for class!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me forget my car keys!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ruined my life and all I got was this lousy page!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Defiled Forever|destroyed]] [[Covert Pervert|the illusion]] [[Fetish Fuel|of my]] [[Brains and Bondage|innocence!]]
* [[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series|That bastard TVTropesAll The Tropes]] [[Rick Roll|rickrolled]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series|us]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] forbid me from [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|complaining about things I don't like]], but always tells me me "[[Your Mileage May Vary]]"! And boy, does it vary!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me become a [[For Science|mad scientist]] based in [[Genetic Engineering Is the New Nuke|genetics]] so that I could [[Lego Genetics|easily create an army of]] [[Mutants|killer mutants]] and [[Take Over the World]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is a [[Time Lord/WMG|Time Lord]]! This article is it's TARDIS!
* I have a university assignment due at 5:00 PM. It is 3:48 PM at the time of typing this, and I still have barely any work done, despite even taking Ritalin. Damn you TVAll The Tropes and working so well with ADHD to deliver a one-two punch!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] kicked me into a pit of bad AMVs.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] killed [[Santa Claus]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me a Contributor. How's that for life destruction?
** [[Madness Mantra|Can't stop. Must edit.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Macekred Woolsey]]!!
* [[The Beatles|The magical mistery trope, is troping to take you away... Troping to take you away,]] [[Dissonant Serenity|take you TODAY!]]
** [[It Was a Dark And Stormy Night|It's close to miiiiidnight,]] and [[The Other Wiki]] is lurking in the dark...
** Buddy you're a young man, [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|trope man]], shouting on the street gonna [[Take Over the World|take on The World]] someday, you got [[Unusual Euphemism|trope]] on your face, you big disgrace, waving [[One True Pairing|your banner]] all over the place...
** Ohhhhh, myyyy trope! [[Cargo Ship|My darling!]] I've loonged fooor [[You Do NOT Want to Know|your touch!]] A looooong! [[TV Tropes RuinedWill Ruin Your Life|Lonely time!]]
*** Yes, these were from the same troper. Yes, there surely will be more.
** TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] had some fun, that beat was sick; [[Lady Gaga|it wanted to take a ride on my disco stick]]...
** You don't want to stand under TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]'s [[Rihanna|umbrella...ella...ella; eh, eh, eh.]]
** TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Katy Perry|kissed a girl and liked it.]]
** I don't want anybody else. When I think about TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], [[Divinyls|I touch myself!]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me turn around, bright eyes!
** [[BFG|Arm yourself]] because no-one else here will save you. The tropes will [[Treacherous Advisor|betray you]], and they will [[You Will Be Assimilated|replace you]].
** [[Queen|Is this the real life? Is this just TVAll The Tropes?]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me visit it [[Youtube Poop|while it played]] [[Soundtrack Dissonance|unfitting music!]]
* My life is ruined. [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] did not ruin my life. [[Orwellian Editor|My life has always been ruined]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] mentioned Y'Golonac without spoiler-tagging, dooming me to being [[Mind Rape|mindraped]]. Then it mentioned Y {{spoiler|'Golonac}} with spoiler tags, but I highlit it and read it anyway. Now I have been [[Mind Rape|mindraped]] ''twice''.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] took all my opinions and [[T Vtropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary|replaced them with quotes from it!]] [[And Your Little Dog Too|And all of my friends too!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me lose the game[[Net Speak|!!!!11]]
* [[The Simpsons|All]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[The Simpsons|and no beer made me...something something.]]
** Go crazy?
*** [[Defied Trope|...No, it wasn't that.]]
* This Troper's [[Egregious]] overuse of the [[Egregious]] word "[[Egregious]]" is solely due to the [[Egregious]] influence of his [[Egregious]] addiction to the [[Egregious]] website that is [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS EGREGIOUS!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Throwaway Country|destroyed my country. so that no one cared.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Planet of the Apes|was Earth all along! You blew it all up! Damn you to HELL!]]
* My shields can't repel [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] of this magnitude.
* All my base are belong to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|touched me in a place or in a way that made me feel uncomfortable.]]
** [[And That's Terrible|That's no good!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] convinced me that I [[Can't Catch Up|could never catch up]] with anyone else on my course, no matter [[Hard Work Hardly Works|how much work I did]]. It also temporarily [[Face Heel Turn|turned me evil]]. [[Minion With an F In Evil|I wasn't very good at it]] but it [[Hilarity Ensues|was apparently hilarious]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] appeared to me and tried to stop me from killing myself. It then showed me what life would be like without me. As soon as it seemed that life would be better without me it ditched my soul in purgatory and left. The worst part? When [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] appeared I was making a Hot Pocket, not attempting to kill myself.
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* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is a TRAP!
* No, TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is a virus. It consumes your web browser.
* Sure thing. {{spoiler|I Lied.}}
* Actually, it's true. TV[[All The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] removed my interest on other websites. (For example, visiting Yahoo, Google, Youtube, etc. were all sacrificed in the name of visiting TVAll The Tropes)
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] caused the [[Half Life|resonance cascade]], [[This Is a Sentence Bitch|bitch!]]
* Has it been mentioned yet that [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] just made me [[Running Gag|lose the game]]?
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] had me visit [[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni|Hinamizawa]]. Now there's people stalking me, and I think my friends might have killed someone! And my neck just won't stop itching!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] killed Satoshi-kun!
* [[Insignificant Little Blue Planet|In one of the countless billions of sites in the Internet, lies a medium-sized wiki, and one of its readers, a green and insignificant troper, is now ruined.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] promised [[The Tonight Show]] to Conan O'Brien, [[Screwed By the Network|took it away from him]] [[Too Good to Last|after seven months]], and gave it back to [[Kicked Upstairs|Jay Leno]].
* Thanks to the page about [[Pothole|Potholing]], now the expression "for some reason" is [[Ruined FOREVER|FOREVER]] linked to... [[Acceptable Targets|something]]... [[Dude Not Funny|awful]]!! * cringes* I can't read or hear that expression anymore without thinking about it!! It will NEVER be the same again, ever!!!!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] put me in [[The Masochism Tango]] with a [[Tsundere]] and sent us to a woman named [[Takahashi Couple|Takahashi]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has kept me prisoner here for hours. My mom's going to be mad at me for not cleaning my room...But [[Browser Narcotic|I can't stop troping]]. Send help.
* [[Team America World Police|TVTropesAll The Tropes fired at my oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Spongebob SquarePants|poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses]]!!!
* [[GodwinsGodwin's Law|TvAll The Tropes made me side with]] [[Adolf Hitler]] and isn't [[Banned in China]]. TvAll The Tropes}} is obviously a [[Commie Nazis|Communazi]]!
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has forced me into the very depths of [[Godwins Law|Godwin's Law]]! The Reichstropen page haunts my nightmares and my very conscience for comparing everything to WWII! However, I strive to restore order in this very wiki with utter perfection in spelling and [[Grammar Nazi|grammar!]] [[Fridge Horror|Wait a minute...]] [[What You Are in The Dark|I'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM!!!]] [[It Got Worse|And what's worse...]] [[Despair Event Horizon|History]] [[And I Must Scream|cannot be]] [[Brain Bleach|Brain-Bleached]]!!!
* I looked into [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], and [[Fridge Horror|realized that TVAll The Tropes had looked into me.]] [[Go Mad From the Revelation|I'm not mad, no, TVAll The Tropes hasnt...]] [[Cthulhu Mythos|Phn'glui]] [[Eldritch Abomination|Mgl'w]] [[Cosmic Horror Story|nafh]] [[Naughty Tentacles|Cthulhu]] [[Eldritch Location|R'lyeh]] [[Lovecraft Country|wgah']] [[HP Lovecraft|nagl]] [[Campbell Country|fhtagn.]] My potholing will drag you down with me! [[Evil Laugh|MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA]][[Discworld|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Mind Rape|mindraped me]] and [[Its Not Rape If You Enjoyed It|I enjoyed it!!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] crashed my internet browser due to the enormous number of tabs.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me read this entire page.
* This troper has an idea: Let's introduce some [[Sugar Bowl|sugar]] to this page. Now we tropers can <s>ruin</s> "[[Tv Tropes Will Enhance Your Life|enhance]]" [[Inverted Trope|TV Tropes' life!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ruined by life. I have been trapped for 10 hours. I have no microphone, [[And I Must Scream|and I must scream.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [http://fangirl-of-ace.deviantart.com/art/Instant-Addiction-159169589 write a poem] about how [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ruined my life. <s>[[I Was Quite a Looker]]</s> I used to be creative! AND LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME NOW! ''I can only write about my addiction on the few times I actually do write! Why! Why! Why!''
* [[The Wall|Good morning, Worm your honour. The crown will plainly show]] [[Heroic BSOD|the prisoner]] [[Nightmare Fuel|who now stands before you,]] [[TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|was caught red-handed showing]] [[Large Ham|FEELINGS!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] tried to kill me with a forklift! Olé!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] will ruin your life after I [[Take Over the World|conquer every single place in this planet]] by being [[Genre Savvy]] and reading the [[Evil Overlord List]]. [[Large Ham|BE PREPARED]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] caused me to make so many entries into [[Role Association]] that <s> I broke it</s> it had to be divided into separate pages and now I can only refer to actors by their roles. Oh look, [[Iron Man]] is [[Sherlock Holmes]] and [[AI|Gigolo Joe]] is [[The Watson]]! Oh, their real names? Um...
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[You Killed My Father|killed my father]], [[Hostage Situation|held my best friend hostage]] and [[Kick the Dog|kicked]] [[Rule of Three|my]] [[Precision F Strike|fucking]] [[Kick the Dog|dog]].
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] also [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|stole my klondike bar]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] told me I'm [[Men Are Uncultured|not]] [[Men Don't Cry|a]] [[A Real Man Is a Killer|real]] [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|man]]!
** [[Real Men Eat Meat|Or am I?]] [[Real Men Wear Pink|Guess not.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[She's a Man In Japan|made me female in foreign countries.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Demonic Possession|possessed me]] and made me kill my friends and family. ;_;
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[After the End|forced me to live in a post-apocalyptic world.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me fall in love, which made me become [[Love Makes You Dumb|stupid,]] [[Love Makes You Evil|evil,]] and [[Love Makes You Crazy|insane.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] caused me to [[Planet Eater|eat the planet Earth.]]
* You cannot escape [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. [[Manos the Hands of Fate|It will be dark soon.]] You cannot escape. It will be dark soon.
* I have been forced to watch [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] for [[Readings Are Off the Scale|OVER 9000]] hours!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Les Yay|find out that my best friend]] [[Heterosexual Life Partners|WAS ONLY THAT!!]]
* Thanks to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], every damn sentence I utter includes [[Conversational Troping]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] '''IS''' [[Conspiracy Theorist|The Grassy Knoll!!!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] caused me to forever spell 'Troupe' as 'Trope', earning me the mockery of the already few scraps of what remains of my social life (something else [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has already devoured)!
* [[In Soviet Russia]], your life ruined [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]!
* TVAll The Tropes made me realize just how unimportant humanity really is, and it speaks to me in my dreams. We speak of such wonderful ways to torture the lesser beings. I can't wait to get back to sleep.
* TVAll The Tropes' attack... [[You Cannot Grasp the True Form|was INEXPLICABLE!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has caused me to rather epicly typo "wikia" as "trope" when describing something that is perfect to help in a situation. Luckily the friend in question is also a victim of [[TVAll The Tropes Ruined Your Life]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[I'm a Humanitarian|is eating her.]] And then [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is [[Just Eat Him|going to eat me.]] [[Big OMG|OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me a Nightwish shipper!
* [[Tsundere|Ugh... stupid TVAll The Tropes... It-It's not as if I keep visiting you because I like you or anything! * blush* ]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] forced me to read all this! AND THEY DID IT TO YOU, TOO!
** DEAR GOD, You're right!
*** Oh MY GOD!!! [[Gargoyles (Animation)|What have I.....no, what have ''they'' done to us?!]]
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is [[Just for Fun|having fun.]] [[This Loser Is You|YOUR fun.]] It is [[Evil Laugh|laughing at you]] as you read this.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is a method of ruining lives that has been [[Memetic Mutation|passed down the Armstrong line for generations!]]
* [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVTROPESALL THE TROPES]] [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|IS?!]]
* Ok I just failed a test because of you, congrats [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVTROPESAll The Tropes]]! :)
* [[Call of Cthulhu|I have strange dreams of lost time and space, in which horrible puns and ghastly jokes entertained my dark side...]]
* [[Axis Powers Hetalia|Soon, all will be one with]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]...
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Chewing the Scenery|WILL BRING ABOUT]] [[The End of the World As We Know It|THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY]] [[Doctor Who (TV)|ITSELF!!!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has made me realize that at any moment I could be taken over by the Collector Gen-[[Mass Effect|ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] just tore a hole into the fabric of reality and made me witness the [[Cosmic Horror|indescribable creatures]] that lie [[These Are Things Man Was Not Meant to Know|beyond the scope of my pitiful human eyes!!!]]...[[Did We Just Have Tea With Cthulhu|They asked me if I'd like a cup of Earl Grey.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is slowly, but surely destroying the fun that [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] itself used to have...[[The Room|and I am the fool.]] '''''[[The Room|YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, TVALL THE TROPES!!]]'''''
** Oh, hai tropers...
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is [[Driven to Suicide|Driving me to suicide]].
** Alternatively, [[Seen It All Suicide|Now I've seen everything from TVTropesAll The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made us {{spoiler|all lose the Game.}}
* [[Earthbound|I cannot grasp the true form of]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]' [[Earthbound|Attack!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya|caused me to enter an endless]] [[Groundhog Day Loop|recursion of time]].
* All your Tropes are belong to us.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|Made me lose the game.]]
* TVAll The Tropes made me [[Jumping the Shark|jump the shark]] … [[Crosses the Line Twice|twice]] … [[Don't Try This At Home|backwards]] … [[Incendiary Exponent|on fire]] … in [[Egregious]] <small>(...ehem)</small> [[Bullet Time|bullet time]].
* [[The Amazing Chan and The Chan Clan|Wham bam, my addiction to]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Wiki Walk|has got me in a jam!]]
* Jesus Christ, it's a [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]! Get in the car!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] has made me want to '''[[Big Money Hustlas|HYPNOTIZE THAT MOTHAFUCKA and USE THE SNAKE ON THAT SON OF A BITCH]]''', even though I specifically told them that I didn't want to do that.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Lampshade Hanging]] all the [[Ho Yay]] in my life and now I think [[Everyone Is Bi]]. [[Hypocritical Humor|Except me.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[I Let Gwen Stacy Die|let Gwen Stacy die.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me think for a moment that if I could just read all the pages on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I would find the answer... to something, or I'd have all the knowledge in the world. I still kind of think that.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me read this article.
* Good news, everyone! [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is now making you read this in the voice of [[Futurama|Professor Farnsworth]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Firefly|will rape you to death, eat your flesh, and sew your skin into it's clothing. And if you're very, very lucky, it'll do it in that order.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me do it all...and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! And that [[Scooby Doo|dog]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is nothing but lies! LIES! Lemme show you what I like to call the truth. The truth called 'despair'!
** Everything in [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is utter gigantic pile of pathetic TRASH! '''EVERYTHING!!'''
* I am the savior for those whose lives are ruined by [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]! I shall empty all trope pages and later, delete it entirely from the database!
** [[Big No|NOOOOO]]! -Oh wait...
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] introduced me to the slender man and now he's coming for me and he wants me and he calls me at night and visits me in my dreams and shows me happy things and I didn't want to kill him or go with him but his tentacles and silent nature scared me and fascinated me all at the same time and he wants to do things to me RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
** HE WANTS YOU
* [[Stephen Colbert|I am]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[The Colbert Report|and so can you!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me start playing [[I Thought It Meant]] ''everywhere''. Like, say, the [[Other Wiki]]. Note: the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party 50 Cent Party] does not officially support sipping Bacardi like it's your birthday, and the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stooge_sort stooge sort] algorithm is not "sucker somebody else into sorting it for you".
* [[Divine Comedy|Abandon hope, all ye who enter here]], for ye hast come to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], from whence there is no return and no escape. Oh, sup now on its sweet despair, of searing flame and freezing ice, filling mind and soul with ruinous light, and know the crushing horror of eternity, drawing ye ever deeper into the fathomless abyss.
* TVAll The Tropes ruined pretty much every single game, movie and series out there for me. Now I can't play/watch/read it without visiting TVAll tropesThe Tropes and being barraged by spoilers! I CAN'T RESIST CLICKING THEM! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
* TVAll The Tropes has made me unable to complete ANY work at work for the past 3 weeks
** Only 3?
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]: [[Mind Rape|Rape My Mind,]] [[Brain Bleach|and Bleach it!]]
* TVTROPESALL THE TROPES MADE ME [[Foreign Cuss Word|SWEAR IN BRITISH]]!!!!! <big>[[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|THOU SHALL PLUNGE, WANKER!]]</big> THIS TROPER CAN'T EVEN SAY FUCK VERBALLY!!
** Fuck comes from the German and has been used in Blighty for at least a few hundred years.
** Fak' ov ye shitefoiced 'lil wanker!
* I think [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is a [[Pretty Cool Guy|pretty cool guy]]. He [[TVAll The Tropes Ruined Your Life|ruins lives]] and isn't afraid of anything.
* I can't have conversations without using tropes! Hell, I almost ''wrote'' a trope into an essay! Damn you, TVAll The Tropes!
** I '''''DID''''' write a trope into an essay! '''[[Skyward Scream|THREE TIMES]]'''!!! [[Heroic BSOD|AARGH]]!!!
* [[TVAll The Tropes Ruined Your Life|TVAll The Tropes has ruined my life.]] And I've gotten the sudden urge to have every single one of the characters in my novels [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshading]] any sort of Trope.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me contemplate the fate of [[Twenty Bear Asses|Bears without Butts]]. And now I have this [[Disneyfication|dang, nab]] poem that I don't know what to do with on the subject.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me question my talent as an amateur writer. And now, in my free time, instead of writing, I read [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] WMG...[[Fridge Horror|It is...]][[Moral Event Horizon|the same WMG that keeps taking videos off of youtube!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Blatant Lies|isn't mean.]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Homestuck (Webcomic)|just wants to be tangle buddies.]] [[Nightmare Fuel|Sweet dreams!!!!]]
* [[I Was Told There Would Be Cake|TVTropesAll The Tropes promised me cake]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made my face Die!
* [[Three Hundred|THIS. IS.]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVTROPESALL THE TROPES]]!!!]]
* Chuck Norris can read just one article on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
** Chuck Norris can close a tab without reading a single article on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* Tropes. [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes|Why did it have to be Tropes]]? I ''hate'' Tropes!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] told the [[Evil Overlord List|Evil Overlord]] how to safely conquer the world! [[Nice Job Breaking It Hero|Nice job breaking it, TVTropesAll The Tropes!]]
* [[Madness Mantra|Can't get away, it's everywhere. Must edit. Must click. Must link. Can't get away. Everywhere. Don't leave the Tropes. Mustn't leave the Tropes. Can never leave the Tropes. Never.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Slasher Smile|is smiling at you]]. It wants you to know that it is [[Crap Saccharine World|fun and inviting]], and you can even [[The Dark Side|bake your own cookie!]] Come on, [[You Will Be Assimilated|it's fun and painless!]] {{supersecretspoiler|Because if you don't join, [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] will [[Nightmare Fuel|FIND AND MURDER YOU.]]}}
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is filled with numerous [[Blatant Lies|enriching]] articles. [[Nightmare Fuel|It will]] [[Nightmare Fuel/Vanity Plate|help]] [[Eye Scream|you]] [[Body Horror|cope]] [[Nightmare Face|with]] [[Humans Are Bastards|your]] [[Eldritch Abomination|fears]], among other things.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] got me grounded due to my father discovering me at 4 in the morning on here. Therefore, I was only able to get on when dad wasn't awake...at 12-4 in the morning.
* [[Tales of Phantasia (Video Game)|If there's evil in this world, it lurks in]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* One day, I decided to go to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] and [[Chew Bubblegum]]. [[They Live|Then I ran out of gum.]] Now I've run out of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]].
* [[Tropers/Maso Tey|This troper]], having repeatedly failed to quit [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], has decided to [[Nailed to The Wagon|get rid of her Internet connection]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] ATE MY ICE CREEEAM!!
* [[Suburban Commando|I WAS FROZEN BY]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVTROPESALL THE TROPES]] [[Memetic Mutation|TODAY!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Batman|STOLE MY BALLOONS!]]
** Oh yeah? Well, [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] stole ''my'' [[Hero Stole My Bike|bike]]!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Spongebob SquarePants|burnt my shake!]]
* I use to think that I used tropes, but then I went to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] in [[Soviet Russia]], [[In Soviet Russia Trope Mocks You|where the tropes used me]].
** [[Double Entendre|Used you]]?
** [[That Came Out Wrong|DANGIT]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVTROPESALL THE TROPES]]!!!
* [[Yandere|I love]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]... And [[Murder the Hypotenuse|I'll kill anyone]] [[Mad Love|who tries]] [[Love Makes You Crazy|to steal it]] [[Stalker With a Crush|from me]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me forget a whole homework assignment! AND I stayed up so late on it, I slept through an 11:30 class! '''11:30!'''
* Time and again I tell myself, "I'll stay clean tonight." But the little blue links keep following me. Oh no, not again! I'm stuck with a valuable friend. I'm happy, hope you're happy too.
** [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] played guitar.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] injected [[Charlie Sheen]] into my veins. I died, my face melted, and my children wept over my exploded body. {{spoiler|There was an [[Unexplained Recovery]]}}.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica|sign a contract in exchange for a wish]], but [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[You Didn't Ask|didn't tell me everything]]. Now I'm a [[Magical Girl]] fighting [[Cosmic Horror|witches]] until either they kill me or [[He Who Fights Monsters|I turn into one]] just to put off the heat death of the universe.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] sent the [[Slender Man Mythos|Slender Man]] [[Marble Hornets|after me]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Portal (Video Game)|would like you to know that there will be]] [[The Cake Is a Lie|cake]], [[Portal (Video Game)|and you will be baked]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] shot the sheriff, but it didn't shoot the deputy.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Labyrinth (Film)|reminds me of the babe.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]! [[Pokémon|I choose YOU!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Repo the Genetic Opera|comes in a little glass vial.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[The Dark Knight Saga|isn't looking for anything logical, like money. It can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. It just wants to watch the world burn.]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is [[Trope Overdosed]] on [[Overdosed Tropes]].
* [[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy|Tropers wanna be the dominant species and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!]]
* TVAll The Tropes has branded half its pages with the YMMV tag. I for one am ''[[Adult Fear|legitimately disturbed]]'' as to how serial murderers, rapists, and torturers can get off [[Complete Monster|the biggest]] [[Moral Event Horizon|evil hooks]]. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean the acts are any less evil. [[Go Mad From the Revelation|This has had the side-effect of me trying to think of the most irredeemable, horrific villains I can in order to disprove the subjective notion]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Break the Cutie|taught me]] [[Ax Crazy|that it's okay]] [[Mind Screw|to want to be]] [[Black Swan (Film)|perfect]] …
* [[Austin Powers|When I get angry, TVAll The Tropes gets upset. And when TVAll The Tropes gets upset... people DIE!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Blazing Saddles|made me go back and get]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU a shit-load of dimes!!]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is garbage! It ruined my artistic view of the world! I'll add it to the heap! [[The World Ends With You (Video Game)|CRUNCH!]]
* I was gonna go to class, before I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. I messed up my entire life, because I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] I lost my kids and wife , because I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], because I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], because I got on [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]...
* I Tropstalged
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] is turning me into a [[Star Wars]] nerd! HELP!!!!!
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Self Referential Humor|made me write this sentence.]] [[No Fourth Wall|And this one!]] [[Groundhog Day Loop|And this one! And...]]
* Confound [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], it drove me to drink, smoke and become a troper, HELP ME!
* I do not sleep anymore because of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]]. I will never sleep after the [[Nightmare Fuel]] page. Also I need [[Brain Bleach]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] set my house on fire, stole my dog and [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|left my refrigerator open all night!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me [[Memetic Mutation|hide my kids, hide my wife, hide my husband, obsess over Double Rainbows]], [[The Lonely Island|do the Creep like a boss while on a boat]], [[LO Lcats|asking about cheezeburgers]], and [[Memetic Mutation|FIRIN' MY LAZAR]]...[[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series|In America]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] made me confess to myself that I am a [[Nightmare Fetishist]].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] caused the financial crisis.
* I can't believe [http://community.910cmx.com/index.php?/topic/4617-egs-strip-slaying/page__st__3920__p__464348#entry464348 he got you hooked on TVAll The Tropes].
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Kingdom Hearts|destroyed my world]] and now [[Detective Conan|people are murdered everywhere I go]]!
* Because of [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I'm now [[Perverse Sexual Lust|in love]] with the [[Darker Than Black|Chinese Electric Batman's sexy collarbone]].
* [[Twilight (Literature)|About three things I was absolutely positive.]] First, TVAll The Tropes was an additive. Second, there was a part of me, and I didn't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for its info. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with it.
* [[Castlevania Symphony of the Night|"Die TVTropesAll The Tropes! You don't belong in this world"]]
** "It was not by my hand that I was created. I was called here by '''[[Humans Are Bastards|HUMANS]]''', who wished to pay me tribute."
** "Tribute!? [[Complete Monster|"You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!"]]
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** "[[You Monster|Your words are as empty as your soul!]] Mankind ill needs a website such as you!"
** "What is a website!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, Have at you!!"
* I found [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|it]] some years back, out in the far reaches of the world, glinting strangely from the black, this golden trinket, and it has since become a constant fascination. How often have I lost myself, staring into its lustrous depths. How many times have I heard it whispering to me during silent hours, when I have been alone. Indeed, I swear that it has a voice. My friends have spoken against it; have said that it is unhealthy; have told me to throw it away, but they do not understand, or perhaps they merely seek to gain it for themselves. Well, I have distanced myself from them and they will not have it. No, I will keep it for my own, for it has become very ... [[Artifact of Doom|precious]] to me.
* I used to have a life like you. Then I took a [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] to the knee...
* I [[Go Mad From the Revelation|went mad from the revelations]]!!! They put me in an asylum because I wouldn't stop talking about [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]]!! I shot a [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog|dog!]] Also, my work ethic is sunk.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], my [[Lord of the Rings|preciousssssssssss...]]
* Thanks to [[Nothing Is Scarier|Nothing Is Scarier,]] [[Nightmare Fuel]], and other pages I [[Go Mad From the Revelation|went mad from the revelations]]. TvAll The Tropes is an [[Eldritch Location|eldritch location]] I can NOT escape. If your reading this, [[Nightmare Fuel|RUN!!!]]
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] did contribute to my muse dying in a forum RPG and I had to let go of the game.
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] sent me to Tropurgatory
* [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], I'll [[See You in Hell|see you in hell.]]
* [[Earthbound|Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes Tropes]]! [[You Cannot Grasp the True Form|You cannot grasp the true addiction]] of TVAll The Tropes!
* [[Persona 3|The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate... Entrusting his future to]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]][[Persona 3|, man clings to a dim hope... Yet the articles are the means by which all is revealed... Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end... It matters not who you are...]] [[TVAll The Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your life shall be ruined!]]
* Thanks to [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]], [[T Vtropes Will Ruin Your Vocabulary|no one understands most of what I say anymore.]]
* So I use to be just a normal guy trying to ruin my life in the worst way possible... and [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] '''[[Inverted Trope|FAILED TO RUIN MY LIFE,]]''' instead [[Living Colour|it gave me fortune, fame, and power in your god's name!]] I wanted to ruin my life [[Tv Tropes Will Enhance Your Life|not enhance it!]]
* '''[[Sonic Adventure (Video Game)|YOU KNOW NOTHING, FOOOOL! IT'S]]''' '''[[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVALL THE TROPES!]]!''' [[Sonic Adventure (Video Game)|THE GOD! OF TIME-WASTING!]]'''
** [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Video Game)|It sounds like editing]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 (Video Game)|isn't that easy.]]
** [[Sonic Adventure (Video Game)|Watch out!]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Sonic Adventure (Video Game)|is gonna crash! AAH.]]
** [[Sonic Adventure 2 (Video Game)|Ha.]] [[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|All The Tropes]] [[Sonic Adventure 2 (Video Game)|is the coolest.]]
** '''[[Sonic Colors (Video Game)|NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE]]''' '''''[[Sonic Colors (Video Game)|UNIVERSE]]''''' '''[[Nothing Can Stop Us Now|IS GOING TO STOP]]''' '''[[TVAll The Tropes (Wiki)|TVALL THE TROPES!]]!]'''
 
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